FabSwingers.com forum: Biggest Put Off

By *rNiceGuy1 OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What's your biggest put off when you look at profiles on here ??

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Stereotypical "sexy" outfits - Nurse, Schoolgirl, Maid, etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graphic close ups of genitals

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By *rNiceGuy1 OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Graphic close ups of genitals "

totally agree

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By *at me drink meWoman
over a year ago

lothians,scotland(wonderland.down the rabbit hole) lothian

Single males with photos fucking women... im the graphic girl tho so who am i to complain

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By *lasgowGuy412Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pics that were posted 10 years ago & not updated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multiple knobshot

Close up vag or anal pics

Random household objects up someone's chuff

Knob over the toilet shot

Knobshot with underwear round their ankles.

The list is actually endless.

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By *llblueMan
over a year ago

Irvine

Bottles jammed up a womans jack and danny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who refer to themselves as hung or bulls....

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"Multiple knobshot

Close up vag or anal pics

Random household objects up someone's chuff

Knob over the toilet shot

Knobshot with underwear round their ankles.

The list is actually endless."

Aye, ^ that

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dick pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dick pics.

Especially when they land in your inbox when all you did was view a profile.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Graphic close ups of genitals "

^^^ this for sure!

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Minging rooms in the background.. multiple pictures of a guy fucking different women bareback, toilet shots with jobbie stains

yes I've been sent one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blank profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minging rooms in the background.. multiple pictures of a guy fucking different women bareback, toilet shots with jobbie stains

yes I've been sent one

Makes you wonder if some people even take a second glance before posting

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"Minging rooms in the background.. multiple pictures of a guy fucking different women bareback, toilet shots with jobbie stains

yes I've been sent one

Makes you wonder if some people even take a second glance before posting

I think they get too excited about the fact they are posting ANOTHER dick pic that they forget to look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minging rooms in the background.. multiple pictures of a guy fucking different women bareback, toilet shots with jobbie stains

yes I've been sent one

I thought the dirty mirror selfie was bad

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Pretty much all of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional…

Makes me cringe when people try sell themselves through their chosen career

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket

'Classy' profiles. Its a sex site!!! I wanna see your big (or little) tits all sweaty and your nipples rock hard. A close up of your wet pussy from every conceivable angle.....preferably with a big black guy hanging out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Classy' profiles. Its a sex site!!! I wanna see your big (or little) tits all sweaty and your nipples rock hard. A close up of your wet pussy from every conceivable angle.....preferably with a big black guy hanging out of it. "

Here’s us thinking we were joining a swingers site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds more like your pornhub search history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random household objects up someone's chuff

It's the "food in fanny" that gets me.

I don't want to look at your pics and think "that's a good pot of soup wasted..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My biggest turn off is probably the profile blurbs where someone takes themself way too seriously or obviously thinks they're the catch of the century.

Though not my thing, I can overlook the graphic pics. Never gonnae please all of the people all of the time. But a shite personality is a non starter. And that often comes across even via the written word on here.

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

When their only verifications are from clubs

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By *ifebeginzat40Woman
over a year ago

central belt Scotland

Genitals. Genitals at the toilet. No pic but asks for pics of you. Wants to meet in first message lol

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Manky hands and chipped mail polish.

Or the guys, I don't go looking though, with hairy baws deep in a /^\. This isn't the 70's.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Cum stains on the curtains

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By *ovesebonyladiesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

I like most of what ladies put up .. but I don't like going on a woman's profile and it's got one word .. I like to read what interests them to see if there's even a chance of an answer .. 99% of my messages never get answered lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the profile picture is a penis or the only thing on the profile is penis photos. It turns me off so instant delete, we'd not get on.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Photos of clunge

I thought I'd combine this post and the one about phrases you don't often here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos of clunge

I thought I'd combine this post and the one about phrases you don't often here

Minge-tastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horrible fanny pics, some hairy, some spunky, but they all look manky.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Photos of clunge

I thought I'd combine this post and the one about phrases you don't often here

Minge-tastic!

A photo of a shapely bum taken at an impromptu moment is far more eye catching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horrible fanny pics, some hairy, some spunky, but they all look manky."

Beggars can't be choosers stovies. When was the last time you parted the beef curtains?

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket

"Horrible fanny pics, some hairy, some spunky, but they all look manky."

One man's manky is another man's Van Gogh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horrible fanny pics, some hairy, some spunky, but they all look manky.

Beggars can't be choosers stovies. When was the last time you parted the beef curtains?"

You know my butcher just had a go at me for asking him where he got his meat, I don't know what his beef is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horrible fanny pics, some hairy, some spunky, but they all look manky.

One man's manky is another man's Van Gogh. "

Fill yer boots then pal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos of ungroomed penises that look like tropical plants.

Guys who message you with something vulgar in the first message... I'm sorry but it always is guys, I've never had this from a TV.

Anyone who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket

"Horrible fanny pics, some hairy, some spunky, but they all look manky.

One man's manky is another man's Van Gogh.

Fill yer boots then pal.

Well I've got a bit of a chance now that Stovie, the biggest catch on the forum, isn't interested.

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By *axwell VelourMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

No profile picture and no effort with the bio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horrible fanny pics, some hairy, some spunky, but they all look manky.

One man's manky is another man's Van Gogh.

Fill yer boots then pal.

Well I've got a bit of a chance now that Stovie, the biggest catch on the forum, isn't interested. "

I still don't think you have any chance but good luck anyway.

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket

"Horrible fanny pics, some hairy, some spunky, but they all look manky.

One man's manky is another man's Van Gogh.

Fill yer boots then pal.

Well I've got a bit of a chance now that Stovie, the biggest catch on the forum, isn't interested.

I still don't think you have any chance but good luck anyway."

Cheers. You're probably right but if I get any luck I'll let you know how I did it. It'll help you get of the mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horrible fanny pics, some hairy, some spunky, but they all look manky.

One man's manky is another man's Van Gogh.

Fill yer boots then pal.

Well I've got a bit of a chance now that Stovie, the biggest catch on the forum, isn't interested.

I still don't think you have any chance but good luck anyway.

Cheers. You're probably right but if I get any luck I'll let you know how I did it. It'll help you get of the mark. "

I won't hold my breath.

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket

"Horrible fanny pics, some hairy, some spunky, but they all look manky.

One man's manky is another man's Van Gogh.

Fill yer boots then pal.

Well I've got a bit of a chance now that Stovie, the biggest catch on the forum, isn't interested.

I still don't think you have any chance but good luck anyway.

Cheers. You're probably right but if I get any luck I'll let you know how I did it. It'll help you get of the mark.

I won't hold my breath."

You might as well. I don't think your brain gets much oxygen anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Removes certain pics from profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horrible fanny pics, some hairy, some spunky, but they all look manky.

One man's manky is another man's Van Gogh.

Fill yer boots then pal.

Well I've got a bit of a chance now that Stovie, the biggest catch on the forum, isn't interested.

I still don't think you have any chance but good luck anyway.

Cheers. You're probably right but if I get any luck I'll let you know how I did it. It'll help you get of the mark.

I won't hold my breath.

You might as well. I don't think your brain gets much oxygen anyway."

Is that what happened to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with spotty, hairy arse cracks

Chipped nail polish/dirty finger nails

People who think that they're instantly attractive because they're from Ireland/Newcastle or black.

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket

"Horrible fanny pics, some hairy, some spunky, but they all look manky.

One man's manky is another man's Van Gogh.

Fill yer boots then pal.

Well I've got a bit of a chance now that Stovie, the biggest catch on the forum, isn't interested.

I still don't think you have any chance but good luck anyway.

Cheers. You're probably right but if I get any luck I'll let you know how I did it. It'll help you get of the mark.

I won't hold my breath.

You might as well. I don't think your brain gets much oxygen anyway.

Is that what happened to you?"

That doesn't make sense. You should really ring the bell before you come to the front of the bus.

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By *assNGuyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"If the profile picture is a penis or the only thing on the profile is penis photos. It turns me off so instant delete, we'd not get on. "

2nd this... 1 or 2 max can deal with but only pics of that deters majorly and gets significantly worse with each additional one.

Sadly came across a male profile with 18 public pics and you guessed it all cock pics... so glad your so proud of it but seriously

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By *olfblondeWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"What's your biggest put off when you look at profiles on here ??

Closeups of eyes. I’ll never understand it

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By *issBlackedCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Has to be:

"Mmmmmmmmm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your biggest put off when you look at profiles on here ??

Closeups of eyes. I’ll never understand it"

Well, we can't all have tits like yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has to be:

"Mmmmmmmmm""

Aye that cracks me up. Automatically makes me think they have a speech impediment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your biggest put off when you look at profiles on here ??

Closeups of eyes. I’ll never understand it

Well, we can't all have tits like yours.

Had to look. Too right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your biggest put off when you look at profiles on here ??

Closeups of eyes. I’ll never understand it

Well, we can't all have tits like yours.

Had to look. Too right.

Aye Ginge....cause that's the first time you've looked

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By *olfblondeWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"What's your biggest put off when you look at profiles on here ??

Closeups of eyes. I’ll never understand it

Well, we can't all have tits like yours.

Had to look. Too right.

Aye Ginge....cause that's the first time you've looked

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics yet on profile yet profile text “demands” face pic if sending them a message.

Usually complete with warning of deletion if you don’t obey, either in capital letters or with lots of exclamation marks…. sometimes both if very special.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Put *insert random term* in the subject header so I know you've read this far.

Nut. It's ma message and ma header!

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By *eestar38Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Multiple knobshot

Close up vag or anal pics

Random household objects up someone's chuff

Knob over the toilet shot

Knobshot with underwear round their ankles.

The list is actually endless."

Spot on couldn't agree more with this comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No pics yet on profile yet profile text “demands” face pic if sending them a message.

Usually complete with warning of deletion if you don’t obey, either in capital letters or with lots of exclamation marks…. sometimes both if very special.

Noticed a newish local profile demanding this...ironically they don't practice what they preach

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By *ophia_cdTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

Men with really hairy legs and genitals in tights or stockings and wearing their wife's knickers that are far too small for them.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Guys who are hairy and shave a wee triangle above their cock and leave the rest. Don't they know it looks like a fringe and a big nose. Sometimes an angry purple nose with snot.

You won't be able to unsee this now

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Guys who are hairy and shave a wee triangle above their cock and leave the rest. Don't they know it looks like a fringe and a big nose. Sometimes an angry purple nose with snot.

You won't be able to unsee this now

Aaaagh, you are cruel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Graphic close ups of genitals

^^^ this for sure!"

I'll just take myself to the corner now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm or yummy

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Gaping anything, especially with a cream filling.

Endless cock pics. I actually have no problem with one or two, but fifteen pics of nothing else suggests they think that's their only selling point. Shit quality pics put me off too; with the quality of phone cameras there's no need to post a bunch of too-close blurry whatevers.

An empty profile. 'Just ask' or the default 'I am ... looking to meet ...' is lazy and tells me nothing. I'm not making an effort to message a zero-effort profile.

Biphobia or transphobia, and there's sadly a lot of it about.

Mentions of'pushing boundaries', big no no. Boundaries exist for a reason.

I guess I respect those who actually admit on their profile that they're cheating on a partner, but it's an instant block for me.

Smokers are also an immediate no for me, sadly almost everyone who messages me seems to ignore that! One said they weren't, but had a new photo literally with a fag in hand. Some also seem to think smoking grass doesn't count.

I think a list of what does appeal to me might be quicker....

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
over a year ago

Fochabers

Lazy profile; will fill in later / I'm x age x looking to meet x.

Poor quality pictures or just genital pictures. Just 10/5 year old pictures, phone cameras are great now and easy to use. Couples with just one of them in the pictures.

Biphobia or transphobia, and there's sadly a lot of it about.

Arrogance, people who think they are so much better than others.

Confidence is fine but don't be an ass about it.

Not a immediate turn off but the Sydney University disclaimer.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Socks on....why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl who say on there profile they want abc but actually want xyz wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your biggest put off when you look at profiles on here ??

No profile pic, bugger all in the bio, no public pics….I’m a total pervert so don’t mind pics of make and female genitals lol

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demands of face pics straight away in first message with not even 1 pic on profile,

The if i was chocolate i would eat myself bow before me peasant ones that insist at the end they are NOT an arsehole.

Fill in later…… Lazy!

Some funny posts in here, We are all so judgy!!

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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland

First time posting in a forum so Hello

I love this thread. I no longer feel alone!

My major put offs -

Bareback/breeding/creampie talk and photos

Attached men. Sorry just not for me and your message asking if I fancy it will not change my mind

“Nice tits” “what size” “nice rack” etc etc as the only message sent.

Drugs. Any mention is an immediate block for me.

Photos wise there are a few regular posters in the top hot pics that irritate the hel out of me and I can’t even properly explain why.

Anyway, nice to meet you all

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What's your biggest put off when you look at profiles on here ??

Any of my cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Graphic close ups of genitals "

Agree with this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree with close up of genitals.

Out of focus pictures. Poor back grounds of an untidy house. Kids toys in the picture. Darkened blurred face pics always desturb me haha

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By *reedyKWoman
over a year ago

Fife

Dick pics over the toilet

Bareback photos on singles profiles.

"Ask me" rather than just writing a little on your profile about yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with must send a picture when they don't have any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles with must send a picture when they don't have any. "

Yip.

Even better, must send face picture and they have a silhouette profile and no pictures.

That grinds my gears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty fingernails

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

People 40+ looking to meet teenagers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angry,self righteous profiles, complaining about absolutely everything and anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get verified on cam cheers

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

A lot of them look like they've written while in a foul mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty curtains in the background of pics ,those white netting ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t accommodate & can’t travel both selected.

Are they expecting a limousine to be provided?

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