FabSwingers.com forum: We All Love Fugy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The more salubrious American tabloids are reporting that Arbroath is set to see a surge in unwanted pregnancies as a result of the 'gnome love' craze sweeping through the town's harbour dog sanctuary. The small coastal towns helpless hounds are being swept off their feet and onto the pointy red hat of their 'fun-sized' lover, Fugy, and his short friends.

Three victim's of this craze have been tracked down to their forest beach hideaway in Broughty Ferry. Here, among the rocks and soaring waves that once watched Fugy being roughly taken by Drew Hu Flung Dung (the Thai ladyboy Fugy smuggled in from Bangcock).

Sadie, Fi Fi and Tiddles asked that their real names be concealed. So, we'll call them Betty, Mavis and Mabel.

Betty, the angelic nymphomaniac poodle, spent most of yesterday tied to a rock while Fugy and six of his gnome pals took it in turns to abuse her. Why, even now, she was lying in a rock pool with one of her abuser's distinctive red hats cradled between her paws.

She told me that Dopy and Bashful had tied her to the rock. She heard them sniggering to each other "It's dead sexy, innit. Fugy will be pleased with this one. He's bound to reward us"

"Yeah," added Mavis, "Those dirty old geezers love that sort of thing, don't they? The perverts!!"

Decent people know that forced sex with dogs is a serious crime. Do you realise that they could go to gnome prison for what they've done to us?" cried Mabel

"Innocent dogs like us should not be scared to walk the street at night fearful of being forced into having unprotected sex with dangerous midgets high on potted shrimp. What if we get pregnant? The gnomes are deliberately trying to get us pregnant to breed mutant gnome dogs? That's what the people of this country fear!!!"

By now mabel was getting hysterical and had to be sedated by medical experts...