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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Came out the shop ,my hands were pretty full.Put my lovely fresh large costa latte on the car roof to open the car ,got distracted by this sexy lady in the car next to me,and yes i did !! Drove away with it still on the roof,oh how i laughed notttt .Lets hear your mishaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did the same a couple months ago. But it was my glasses I left on the roof

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Came out the shop ,my hands were pretty full.Put my lovely fresh large costa latte on the car roof to open the car ,got distracted by this sexy lady in the car next to me,and yes i did !! Drove away with it still on the roof,oh how i laughed notttt .Lets hear your mishaps "

At least you know now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did something similar. Got mr a Costa but didn’t close the lid on it properly. He picked it up and the lid fell off. Don’t worry though his nether regions managed to catch the majority of the scolding hot coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I invited a guy round to watch the exorcist 3 and then I blacked out for a bit and next thing I knew he was dismembered in a vat of acid.

Oops.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Came out the shop ,my hands were pretty full.Put my lovely fresh large costa latte on the car roof to open the car ,got distracted by this sexy lady in the car next to me,and yes i did !! Drove away with it still on the roof,oh how i laughed notttt .Lets hear your mishaps

At least you know now. "
Cheers mate, don't give up your confidence councillor joab

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Came out the shop ,my hands were pretty full.Put my lovely fresh large costa latte on the car roof to open the car ,got distracted by this sexy lady in the car next to me,and yes i did !! Drove away with it still on the roof,oh how i laughed notttt .Lets hear your mishaps

At least you know now. Cheers mate, don't give up your confidence councillor joab "

, I'd need to get one first. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a famous butchers in Lancashire for black pudding...n left it on the car roof....5 mins later 10in sausage was on the windscreen.

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By *jezee1000Man
over a year ago

perth

I have had a 10” sausage in my car before!! Was lovely and succulent!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Lost track of how many times I’ve thought I’d switched the oven on to preheat put something into cook not noticing I’ve not switched it on then thinking it’s coking away only to discover its not .

Best thing is the oven lights up and I’ve not even noticed it’s not lit either lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went to a famous butchers in Lancashire for black pudding...n left it on the car roof....5 mins later 10in sausage was on the windscreen."
Is it just me that finds the word sausage funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once drove away with the boot of my car open.... My dog was not impressed when he had to jump out of the moving car. Thankfully it was only a meter or so and slowly.

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