FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Scotland

Spawny Bastard

Jump to newest
 

By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Sentences you dont hear anymore.

Your allowed 1 go.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ighlander80884Man
over a year ago

Inverness

Don't bother turning down the heating just open all the windows.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell yer maw!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stick the emmersion oan im going for a bath

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Turn the big light oan

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up and turn the telly over

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

[Removed by poster at 31/10/22 13:08:38]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Is that your dug's white shite?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Are you gonna kenel the fire

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

We’re your born in a barn

Was your daddy a glazier

Do teabags only come in packs of one

Do I look like carnegie

Yer mams ran away with a black man

Shhhh it’s the provi woman

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wir yi born in a barn.... shut that bloody door

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *unnycunnylinguistMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I pumped her up the Gary glitter

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

The village bike

Everyone’s had a ride

Like throwing a chipolata up a close

Do you think I came up the Clyde in a banana boat

Children should be seen and not heard

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Put that bit of wood in that hole"

Shut the door.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Just dry your hair in front of the gas fire.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mums & kids during December

Mum we need toothpaste okay hen but itl need to be part of your Christmas lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Mums & kids during December

Mum we need toothpaste okay hen but itl need to be part of your Christmas lol "

Toothpaste! That's where I went wrong. Lol.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ishawLad85Man
over a year ago

wishaw

Away and fling shite at the moon….not heard it in a long long time lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Spoofer

A term to describe someone who likes to lie

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Were aw Jock Tamson's bairns

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *9GUYMan
over a year ago

Inverness

Two meters

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't leave me , you make me complete

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Mums & kids during December

Mum we need toothpaste okay hen but itl need to be part of your Christmas lol

Toothpaste! That's where I went wrong. Lol. "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iger_deepMan
over a year ago

Highlands

Ca tee idoor on iway oot min

Fasten yer pints afore yer trippit min

Yer spavers u deen or yi selling spunks

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Ca tee idoor on iway oot min

Fasten yer pints afore yer trippit min

Yer spavers u deen or yi selling spunks "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Ill knock you into the middle of next week.

Ill wipe that smile of your face.

I dont care whos got it, your not getting it.

If your aunty had balls shed be your uncle.

And only in Glasgow will you hear

Hey you ya cunt im going to boot yer balls ya prick

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *llan seriousMan
over a year ago

glasgow

[Removed by poster at 04/11/22 19:10:42]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *llan seriousMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Try again thank you autocorrect.

Pick a windae … yir leavin’!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ca tee idoor on iway oot min

Fasten yer pints afore yer trippit min

Yer spavers u deen or yi selling spunks "

Did you type this with your feet lol? What does any of that actually mean?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer Da is off to a see man aboot a dug

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think it’s outside you’re in ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top