FabSwingers.com forum: Things you could say while having sex and looking in the fridge

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Probably happens all the time

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Probably happens all the time

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That sausage is smoking

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

Hmmmm I fancy munching on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, how long has that been I'm here?!

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By *yrshirelad5987Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Something smells funny

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Omg it’s growing mould

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can fit a lot of meat in there!

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oooft let me at it I’m insatiable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really shouldn't stuff so many cucumbers in like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmmmm cheese.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Who put the ketchup in here again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks a bit cheesy

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

Anything good to eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this thing turned on

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

I love it when it's hair free

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Where to begin.....?

"I think that kebab might be a bit off..."

"Is that cheese meant to look that colour?"

"Really need to clean out the salad compartment.."

"I've just knocked up a fresh batch of Mayonnaise..."

"Lord... it's a bit crabby in there..."

"Here, let me get you some extra thick cream."

"And there we go... some lovely Prawn Mayonnaise."

"Just get some butter for those baps."

"I really fancy a mouthful of that pie but it whiffs a bit.Maybe been left a bit too long."

"Like to taste this spicy sausage?"

"Pie's still a bit cold, I'll break the crust and stir the jelly a bit before warming the meat filling up."

"I can never resist dipping my fingers in the trifle..."

"Do you like a muffin in the morning?"

I haven't even started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the light stay on?

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By *ontrosebicoupMan
over a year ago

MONTROSE

All the meats hinging out

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Hope them eggs ain't fertilised

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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

Hurry up and cum my heads getting cold in this fridge lol

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Wow there's a lot of cream in there.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

That aubergine is a bit wrinklie and wilted.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Hope them eggs ain't fertilised

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eggs in the fridge ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope them eggs ain't fertilised

eggs in the fridge ? "

Oh no, I see controversy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Hope them eggs ain't fertilised

eggs in the fridge ?

Oh no, I see controversy

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Yes ! I never put my eggs in the fridge unless it’s chocolate eggs lol

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Is that a pineapple in there?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

God I do hate wee Willie winkies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I do hate wee Willie winkies

Prefer skin on your sausages?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"God I do hate wee Willie winkies

That's me oot then.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"God I do hate wee Willie winkies

Prefer skin on your sausages?"
no I don’t mind I just prefer a bit more meat on my sausages lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"God I do hate wee Willie winkies

That's me oot then.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Does it always go slippery after a while?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could swear I told him to clean this last week".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool, man, cool!

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Smells like somethings gone off

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is this still safe to eat?

If I warm it up thoroughly, I'm sure it'll be fine.

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

There's an awful lot of cheese.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Is all that cream for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something smells funny.

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By *lderbiguyMan
over a year ago

Peterhead

I’d swallow that whole

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

What is that smell!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken lickin

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Aw man it’s all hairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw man it’s all hairy "

Never

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By *enAdamsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

We need to wait until it defrosts

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Ahh, I see you’ve left your rating sticker on.

In these fuel saving times I’d have gone for at least a B and it’s quite noisy at 48bdh.

I’d never fill a 5.8 cu ft freezer.

Oh and do you know it needs levelled out, there’s wee feet at the bottom you can screw in and out, similar to what your doing at the moment, I always go for a slow self shutting door, but that’s my preference.

If you want to check if the light goes off it’s easy, set your phone to video, place in fridge, and record the door closing from the inside. Simples.

Nice fridge magnets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to spread them

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Is all that cream for me

Freshly whipped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s a lot of beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me just take my meat out

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By *amiltonguy1Man
over a year ago

hamilton

There’s room for another sausage in the back

Look at all the sausages in here.

Is that mayo all over that kebab

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