FabSwingers.com forum: shower,,,,,

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

now mr is only 4 inches taller than mrs,,,,so why the fuck is the shower head need raised about a foot when mr goes in the shower??? does mrs have the head too low or mr too high,,,,drives me nuts!!!! the water falls down so leave the friggen shower heed high!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

scientific analysis of this phenomenom have concluded that balding men do not like having scalding high speed water on their head it casues moodyness,agitation and a distraction from masturbating...so giving distance from head to shower head minimizes the scalding effect and eases the users experience.Now for bald fannies, they like a hot pounding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ahhhhh,,,,,gonna get her to do handstands in the shower???? will she drown????? lol

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By *bboredguyMan
over a year ago

dundee

"now mr is only 4 inches taller than mrs,,,,so why the fuck is the shower head need raised about a foot when mr goes in the shower??? does mrs have the head too low or mr too high,,,,drives me nuts!!!! the water falls down so leave the friggen shower heed high!!!!!"

Sadly I actually worked for a shower manufacturer who did a study on this...

And..women tend to shower 3/4 to 1 degree hotter than men and can take hotter baths too..women's bodies are better insulated than mens as they have an extra layer of sub cutaneous fat meaning they can take more direct heat..hence you want the shower head right next to you and he doesn't...

You could just wear your heels in the shower x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ffs,,,so there is a reason for this,,,well blow me,,,,,,and i was being sarcastic, well that will teach me,,,,lol cheeers guys......but pls tell her to put it back up to man height,,,,lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"ffs,,,so there is a reason for this,,,well blow me,,,,,,and i was being sarcastic, well that will teach me,,,,lol cheeers guys......but pls tell her to put it back up to man height,,,,lol"
She will put it back to man hight when u learn to put the loo seat down he he he

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ffs,,,so there is a reason for this,,,well blow me,,,,,,and i was being sarcastic, well that will teach me,,,,lol cheeers guys......but pls tell her to put it back up to man height,,,,lolShe will put it back to man hight when u learn to put the loo seat down he he he

erm,,,i do,,always,,,,,i pee in the sink!!!! that way i never forget,,,,see!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"ffs,,,so there is a reason for this,,,well blow me,,,,,,and i was being sarcastic, well that will teach me,,,,lol cheeers guys......but pls tell her to put it back up to man height,,,,lolShe will put it back to man hight when u learn to put the loo seat down he he he

erm,,,i do,,always,,,,,i pee in the sink!!!! that way i never forget,,,,see!!!"
Ewwwww you clatty bugga lol

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By *bboredguyMan
over a year ago

dundee

Yep... Sorry to bring the science, but it's true.. Although that fat layer contributes to cellulite... I'm too much of a gentleman to continue...sorry I mean coward...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep... Sorry to bring the science, but it's true.. Although that fat layer contributes to cellulite... I'm too much of a gentleman to continue...sorry I mean coward...

probably wise....lol

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