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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats the quickest way to get nice and clean inside there?

"Asking for friend" Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a pooh. Use a shower head attachment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Must be something more profesional..

Some medicines or something, ill ask the lady in local sex shop or should i go to the pharmacy?

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By *int_nae_knickersWoman
over a year ago

fife

Something more professional

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By *int_nae_knickersWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Do a pooh. Use a shower head attachment "

I'm with you on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are prepared to use the tradesman entrance don't complain if you get dirty lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I mean some stuff they give you in hospital before op or scan, you drink it and ur sorted in 5 mins. Shower is not very healthy if u use it often plus takes forever.

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By *int_nae_knickersWoman
over a year ago

fife


"I mean some stuff they give you in hospital before op or scan, you drink it and ur sorted in 5 mins. Shower is not very healthy if u use it often plus takes forever."

Iv had the stuff from hospital and it certainly wasn't 5mins!

It was litres of the stuff over the course of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean some stuff they give you in hospital before op or scan, you drink it and ur sorted in 5 mins. Shower is not very healthy if u use it often plus takes forever."

Trust me. The shower head is way quicker than the stuff the hospital give you

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Eh the stuff you get from

Hospitals is not the way to get clean !!! Drink plenty of fluids the day before of and on the day if possible that should help things move and on the day use a douche to get things moving if they don’t naturally and then a douche afterwards

Using hospital grade enemy’s etc is more likely to cause explosive and unwanted results and lots of built up wind and possibly even a burning ring of fire prior to the even so no don’t go down that route

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"I mean some stuff they give you in hospital before op or scan, you drink it and ur sorted in 5 mins. Shower is not very healthy if u use it often plus takes forever.

Iv had the stuff from hospital and it certainly wasn't 5mins!

It was litres of the stuff over the course of the day"

Exactly this the hospital stuff you start taking 48hours before surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean some stuff they give you in hospital before op or scan, you drink it and ur sorted in 5 mins. Shower is not very healthy if u use it often plus takes forever."

The stuff they give you in a hospital before an operation is an enema and that's basically a bottle of cold water with a nozzle on it that gets squeezed into you while you lie on your side and try not to cover the nurse in shite.

The drink you're talking about is what they give you the day before and trust me, you are not sorted after 5 minutes. It'll take about 30 minutes to kick in and when it does, you better get a thick book to read while you're on the pan cause your night is officially a write off!

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By *int_nae_knickersWoman
over a year ago

fife


"I mean some stuff they give you in hospital before op or scan, you drink it and ur sorted in 5 mins. Shower is not very healthy if u use it often plus takes forever.

The stuff they give you in a hospital before an operation is an enema and that's basically a bottle of cold water with a nozzle on it that gets squeezed into you while you lie on your side and try not to cover the nurse in shite.

The drink you're talking about is what they give you the day before and trust me, you are not sorted after 5 minutes. It'll take about 30 minutes to kick in and when it does, you better get a thick book to read while you're on the pan cause your night is officially a write off!"

30minutes? I need to write a letter of complaint as I had a much longer process than that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok guys thanks for advice and happy fabbing.

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Ask a gay man the majority we know recommend shower head designed for douching. Or you could go for a "high, hot" soapy water enema from the good old days.

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By *int_nae_knickersWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Ask a gay man the majority we know recommend shower head designed for douching. Or you could go for a "high, hot" soapy water enema from the good old days. "

Ah the good ole soap up the bumhole trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Douche. Lube. Bite down in the leather strap. Enjoy.

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By *jezee1000Man
over a year ago

perth

If you are the giver then your sub can lick you clean!!

If you are the taker then you will have to suck it clean!!

That the way of anal !! Live with it

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By *herriesandcreamCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

If you are looking for something that will clear you out...try feiyan teabags. People use them to detox..but does the Job.

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Stay away from the laxatives!!!

My regime is to not eat for a day and rinse it out with an anal douche. Quite frankly too much effort, so I really only save it for special occasions x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stay away from the laxatives!!!

My regime is to not eat for a day and rinse it out with an anal douche. Quite frankly too much effort, so I really only save it for special occasions x"

Not eat for a day

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By *ingle-minglerMan
over a year ago

balloch

You can buy a hand held douche or one that fits on the shower head as people have mentioned previously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my method too, normally not eat the day of or eat first thing, douche, shower and hour before the meet.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Power washer right up the starry waasher

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Stay away from the laxatives!!!

My regime is to not eat for a day and rinse it out with an anal douche. Quite frankly too much effort, so I really only save it for special occasions x

Not eat for a day "

Aye, works miracles for the waistline as well. I'd highly recommend it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stay away from the laxatives!!!

My regime is to not eat for a day and rinse it out with an anal douche. Quite frankly too much effort, so I really only save it for special occasions x

Not eat for a day

Aye, works miracles for the waistline as well. I'd highly recommend it "

Don't fancy the starvation diet

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Stay away from the laxatives!!!

My regime is to not eat for a day and rinse it out with an anal douche. Quite frankly too much effort, so I really only save it for special occasions x

Not eat for a day

Aye, works miracles for the waistline as well. I'd highly recommend it

Don't fancy the starvation diet "

Yeah I figured Each to their own kinda thing x

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By *at me drink meWoman
over a year ago

lothians,scotland(wonderland.down the rabbit hole) lothian


"Do a pooh. Use a shower head attachment

I'm with you on this "

100% agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite the pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soup will do it instead of not eating!

Check out an artist called Blindjaw - he did a series of cartoons that goes into detail. They are really quite funny.

Shower head attachment is fastest and easiest, but be careful not to use too much water, or it will end up long and messy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just douche... works fine most of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs could cook you a lentil curry, that normally empties me for days.

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By *ktartenMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Phyllium husk has been reccomended by a bi friend. It is available from health food shops as a natural laxative.

I find it all a bit hit and miss.

To do really well does take time.

I have been using a bulb douche but may try the shower hose attachment today.

Main rule seems for girls is don't double dip- ie best not to go back to vag sex after anal unless wearing a condom 1st.

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By *uiet_69Man
over a year ago

Near

Just stick your fingers in and scrape it

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

At least half hour with the elongated, round-headed shower hose attachment that has holes in it.

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"Stay away from the laxatives!!!

My regime is to not eat for a day and rinse it out with an anal douche. Quite frankly too much effort, so I really only save it for special occasions x"

Spot on advice.

For checking use an appropriate dildo, and see how clean it is.

Other than that, a little bit of mess happens, have some wipes and stay safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way to much work and preparation for me. I'm at the age now where you're lucky if I shave the hedgehog. Fuck ramming a garden hose up my hoop to give a polish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not eating for a day, sticking shower attachments up yer bum, cleaning yourself out... stuff that carry on for some sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not eating for a day, sticking shower attachments up yer bum, cleaning yourself out... stuff that carry on for some sex "

Exactly. Me and ma smelly arsehole would rather have a night on the couch with Strictly

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By *nbhir Air DuineMan
over a year ago

Ayr

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By *nbhir Air DuineMan
over a year ago

Ayr


"Way to much work and preparation for me. I'm at the age now where you're lucky if I shave the hedgehog. Fuck ramming a garden hose up my hoop to give a polish."

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Use a douche or glycerine suppositories

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By *othianGuy41Man
over a year ago

anywhere

Poop is nature's lube

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Ask first?

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Avoid fatty foods day before. Lots of fluids. Just porridge on morning of the day. Douche a few hours before and douche again 30 mins before a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?

Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?

Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in."

yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?

Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in.

yup "

A fellow manky burd! (High five)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?

Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in.

yup

A fellow manky burd! (High five) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?

Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in.

yup

A fellow manky burd! (High five) "

Whenever my ex use to offer me a massage I knew what was coming

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

A good healthy diet to start with...

You need your poop to be in solid forms for it to be easily ejected.

If your poop is sticky /slimey you ain't never gonna clean that passage without an industrial power hose.

Fibre, fibre, fibre.... eat yes greens and all that....

On the day of the activity. As others have mentioned, eat little, clean and douche a good few hours before hand. Then again half an hour before the activity.

Lub is your best friend.

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By *dnmartinMan
over a year ago

Hounslow

If you want to know how to douche correctly

Type "San Francisco AIDS Foundation Douching guide". In to Google.

You get a Doctor's guide to Douching, yes written for men, but still .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember to take your boxers/her knickers down. Oh and lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all part of the fun! Wear a rubber n cross your fingers n toes!! Def not the legs tho???

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Bend over, and shout "All decks, brace for impact!"

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By *ilthyOnesCouple
over a year ago

galashiels

Red alert

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"Bend over, and shout "All decks, brace for impact!""

Hahahaha and this is why the navy are also supplied Vaseline regularly

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By *undeeGuyXXXMan
over a year ago

Brechin


"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?

Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in."

Just make sure no sweetcorn that’s gets awkward so fast

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By *r FeelgoodsMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire/Glasgow

I recommend a vindaloo then a Karcher !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?

Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in.

Just make sure no sweetcorn that’s gets awkward so fast "

Aye. Bit of a passion killer if you turn round and it's looks like he's got a wee Lego man's heid jammed under his foreskin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?

Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in.

Just make sure no sweetcorn that’s gets awkward so fast

Aye. Bit of a passion killer if you turn round and it's looks like he's got a wee Lego man's heid jammed under his foreskin."

You’re fully going at it, he’s got you in doggie, gets the thumb wet, and just before he gives the ole thumber in the bummer ‘umm…did you eat any sweetcorn yesterday? Or perhaps for lunch? Also, hope you avoided that leftover vindaloo. Ring sting is one thing, flaming rod of doom is another situation all together..’

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By *undeeGuyXXXMan
over a year ago

Brechin


"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?

Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in.

Just make sure no sweetcorn that’s gets awkward so fast

Aye. Bit of a passion killer if you turn round and it's looks like he's got a wee Lego man's heid jammed under his foreskin."

That’s the moment when ass to mouth is a must

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

dd


"I mean some stuff they give you in hospital before op or scan, you drink it and ur sorted in 5 mins. Shower is not very healthy if u use it often plus takes forever."

If your in a hurry theres always the lavy brush and toilet duck for those hard to reach places.

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By *isycMan
over a year ago

inverure

I take the shower head off, turn the pressure down and insert the hose inside myself

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By *ndieCPL2016Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?

Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in."

Spontaneous

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By *tew1985Man
over a year ago

Near You

There seems to be a lot more effort goes into this than I thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best way in my opinion is good communication and be in very open and trusting terms with your partner...don't forget anything you can't talk about...in my opinion that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie face down naked on the grass and hold your arse cheeks wide open, and get someone to use the Karcher on it.

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Drink loads of alcohol bite on the pillow and hope for the best

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By *ert999400Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/Edinburgh/Cardiff

Night before lots of fluids , senokot and lactlousle. In the morning a suppositorie, then get on the throne, wait for the rumble of the opening of the bomb doors and push push push. Afterwards a good douche. That's my tip. I have to do that every day, cursed spinal injury.

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By *ert999400Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/Edinburgh/Cardiff

Oh forgot to add have something to chew on it might ease the pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand stand in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best way to prepare I hear is to bite a pillow and pray heaven isn't real so your dead grandma isn't looking down on you...

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By *apperMystiqueMan
over a year ago

Glasgow East


"Red alert"

Brown alert

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