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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

In response to the size of women thread where we're reminded the average ladies size is a 16 these days, what is the average mens size? I'm guessing 36 inch waist, 40 inch chest? I haven't a clue. & despite height / build differences, what constitutes a slim, average or larger gent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill start us off,

im 6ft,

12.5 stone,

32 inch waist,

40 inch chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me 34-38 waist 44 chest 17 neck 19biceps 6cock blue eyes bald nice teeth dimples and at least 5'8 ideally 6'4

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

The question is, according to national averages, does that make you slim, average or large? I'm guessing in decades gone by you'd be counted as average, but with people being bigger these days you'd be counted as slim?

I am asking cos I genuinely don't know.

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Give me 34-38 waist 44 chest 17 neck 19biceps 6cock blue eyes bald nice teeth dimples and at least 5'8 ideally 6'4"

So would you say you prefer the "average" sized gent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give me 34-38 waist 44 chest 17 neck 19biceps 6cock blue eyes bald nice teeth dimples and at least 5'8 ideally 6'4"
im 5'8" 34 waist and match the rest of your criteria...lol...and i always think im average...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give me 34-38 waist 44 chest 17 neck 19biceps 6cock blue eyes bald nice teeth dimples and at least 5'8 ideally 6'4

So would you say you prefer the "average" sized gent?"

No I'd say that constitutes a buff well built guy if he's 6'4 then he's large I like large rugby types but not large beer belly types, it's hard to define the average male nowadays because guys body shapes change alot more than women ie gym etc I see female friends and they rarely have massive changes shape or size guys they seem to bulk up one month lose it the next put a few pounds of the next constantly changing going by consumer market 34 waist 38 chest tends to be the majority

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I seeeee. See, you learn new stuff every day. I didbt really realise men's sizes changed more than ladies!

To be honest I stay more or less the same size all the time, give or take a couple of pounds. Doubt you'd like my wee 12 inch (estimated) biceps haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 15 and a half stone. 44 chest, 17 inch neck, 6 foot 7 and the bit is 7.5 inches. Always been bigger than average and regarded myself as slim but put a bit of weight on recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 foot 10

6 n 1/2 c...

Blue eyes

42 chest

34 waist

14 stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im 9ft tall, got a 20 inch waist and 30 inch chest and my pipe is 12 inches long but only half an inch in girth. Am I normal?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I don't know much about guys measurements but I'm 5'9 and size 14 as long as the guy is taller and not skinnier I'm happy.

X

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I don't know much about guys measurements but I'm 5'9 and size 14 as long as the guy is taller and not skinnier I'm happy.

X"

*takes up binge eating*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about us hobbits......seems there is no place for us....other than the shire!!!!!Shit,even lady hobbits prefer taller,bigger men!!!! (........Where's that fucking ring gone!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'10"

40" chest

30" waist

11 stone

i just need to look at a salad and i lose a couple of lbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 foot 10

6 n 1/2 c...

Blue eyes

42 chest

34 waist

14 stone "

Ooooh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm rugby type for me, all man! None of this skin and bone malarky. Is that average or large??

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"The question is, according to national averages, does that make you slim, average or large? I'm guessing in decades gone by you'd be counted as average, but with people being bigger these days you'd be counted as slim?

I am asking cos I genuinely don't know."
al depends on height and frame size me am 6" 2 14 and a half stone and slight frame result slim

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Mmmmm rugby type for me, all man! None of this skin and bone malarky. Is that average or large?? "
Rugby type for me too big broad shoulders and thighs that make look skinny he he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm rugby type for me, all man! None of this skin and bone malarky. Is that average or large?? Rugby type for me too big broad shoulders and thighs that make look skinny he he he "

Defo guys who make you look and feel all skinny and feminine and can throw you about in the bedroom lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Mmmmm rugby type for me, all man! None of this skin and bone malarky. Is that average or large?? Rugby type for me too big broad shoulders and thighs that make look skinny he he he

Defo guys who make you look and feel all skinny and feminine and can throw you about in the bedroom lol"
Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rugby type use say? Hi. 6 foot tall, 40 inch chest, 32 inch waist. About twelve and a half stone. Will have to get a photo of my thighs to see what use ladies think. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As someone who sold suits for a living the industry reckons the difference between waist and chest is 6 inches.... wouldnt say it was accurate tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thankfully been fortunate that my weight hasnt fluctuated in the slightest in past ten years or so. steady 90 kg

34 waist

45 chest

17 neck

never measured biseps before

pretty comfortable with my size n shape

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By *lash and BunsCouple
over a year ago

Inverclyde


"Give me 34-38 waist 44 chest 17 neck 19biceps 6cock blue eyes bald nice teeth dimples and at least 5'8 ideally 6'4"

I take you mean 6 inch cock and not someone with 6 cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rugby type?...is that really a definition of body size?....a scrum half and a flanker are completely different in size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 16! So much easier!

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley


"rugby type?...is that really a definition of body size?....a scrum half and a flanker are completely different in size"

Exactly! Just need to look at the line up before a game. All shapes n sizes!!!

Anyways for the purposes of this survey, I'm 5ft 7in, 13 stone, 42 chest and 34/36 waist.....and about 7 in.

I've put on nearly a stone while waiting on double cartilage op.... But getting both knees done next week! So back into training on New Year!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rugby type?...is that really a definition of body size?....a scrum half and a flanker are completely different in size"

I think us gals know exactly what 'rugby type' means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rugby types to us guys usually means a former public skoolboy who cant handle his bevy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rugby type?...is that really a definition of body size?....a scrum half and a flanker are completely different in size"

Women associate the scrum as rugby types broad shoulders thighs that would crack more than walnuts ooooft get me in a scrum any day a prop on the other hand tends to be too much meat though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn only 18" biceps x well 6 out of 7 ain't bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn only 18" biceps x well 6 out of 7 ain't bad lol "

Haha are you looking for my rant try the lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promise all of you my rugby pic was up long before this forum post started xxxxx no bust nose or cawliflower ears here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promise all of you my rugby pic was up long before this forum post started xxxxx no bust nose or cawliflower ears here x"

Hooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope wing forward x fast and lethal xxxxx

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Nope wing forward x fast and lethal xxxxx "

Like HIV?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope wing forward x fast and lethal xxxxx "

Ooooh impressive

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By *lmsyMan
over a year ago

paisley

Well that's me snookered lol 5"3 but what I lack in height I make up with personality and the ability to tie my shoes quicker than any man on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 waist 5'6...any other measurements can be in someones mouth or up the fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who really gives a fuk , its about having confidence in your own body , too many stepford wives / husbands ,

lots of love Shrek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rugby types to us guys usually means a former public skoolboy who cant handle his bevy "

Never went to public school and not posh. Rugby guys handle their drink better than footballers. We don't lie on the ground crying at a slight trip. I have played with broken nose, broken fingers cut on head. Tape it up an get on with it. game for men bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6,4"

60" chest

46 waist

19" bicep

23.5 stone

Very happy and confident large fit and strong chap.

Whatever your happy at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6,4"

60" chest

46 waist

19" bicep

23.5 stone

Very happy and confident large fit and strong chap.

Whatever your happy at. "

Oooooooo er

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you and oooooo,er back.

And played prop second row and number 8 back in the day.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Thank you and oooooo,er back.

And played prop second row and number 8 back in the day. "
Did you have thunder thighs that could crack nuts ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say so and if I wasn't careful it'd be mine. Lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'd say so and if I wasn't careful it'd be mine. Lol"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5,11

34 waist

40 chest

13.5 stone

7-8 inch

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

That means nothing to me. How does every guy know their exact measurements, from their neck right down to their cock.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That means nothing to me. How does every guy know their exact measurements, from their neck right down to their cock.

X"

Cos u get to an age u need to buy yer own clothes

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

What age is that then? Mr doesn't buy his own clothes. I better tell him to start.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

32 mymum still has sailor suit for Sunday's though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I prefer rugby players to footballers, rugby is a man's sport instead of lying on the ground after getting tripped up lol

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By *tworksMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

I am 6' 1" and hung like a hamster that has just came out a fridge ..... but I love a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rugby types to us guys usually means a former public skoolboy who cant handle his bevy

Never went to public school and not posh. Rugby guys handle their drink better than footballers. We don't lie on the ground crying at a slight trip. I have played with broken nose, broken fingers cut on head. Tape it up an get on with it. game for men bud "

i knew someone would bite

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"32 mymum still has sailor suit for Sunday's though"

Oh well. He has a while before his mum will stop buying his clothes then. He also has a sailors suit!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That means nothing to me. How does every guy know their exact measurements, from their neck right down to their cock.

X"

Any man worth their weight should own a good proper tailored suit which all of these measurements are required for and more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Height - 6' 1"

Waist - 34

Chest - 40

Weight - 13

Shaved head and blue eyes

6" long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Height - 6' 1"

Waist - 34

Chest - 40

Weight - 13

Shaved head and blue eyes

6" long"

why the short face?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Height - 6' 1"

Waist - 34

Chest - 40

Weight - 13

Shaved head and blue eyes

6" long

why the short face? "

That was so funny. Nearly spat out my cup of tea!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Height - 6' 1"

Waist - 34

Chest - 40

Weight - 13

Shaved head and blue eyes

6" long

why the short face?

That was so funny. Nearly spat out my cup of tea!

X"

any excuse for having wet knickers eh....winkwink..stop fabbing me...x

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Sorry I will x

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