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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Been a few over the yrs..

The guy that was MUCH smaller than he said.

The cpl that the chick had no idea myself and hubby were comming to their house to play.

The single guy who's wife called me up

Could go on ...anyone else?

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

The guy who refused to take no for an answer and said my definite boundaries were a challenge

The guy who either had a really tough life or his face pic/age were a decade or so out of date

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Two

Hubby knows and approves, well actually no he didnt and got abusive and violent

Bf knew........again nope not the case and he didnt like what he walked into.

Both a while ago now but reason for my over the top caution now xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The guy who refused to take no for an answer and said my definite boundaries were a challenge

The guy who either had a really tough life or his face pic/age were a decade or so out of date "
think most have met folk that are at least 5yrs older than they say

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Out of date pics (taken 10-15 years ago).

Over inflated egos.

Not quite accurate regarding height and I end up towering over my date ("but it won't make a difference lying down" really doesn't make me change my mind). Definitely meet cut short, no pun intended

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two

Hubby knows and approves, well actually no he didnt and got abusive and violent

Bf knew........again nope not the case and he didnt like what he walked into.

Both a while ago now but reason for my over the top caution now xxx

"
after meeting a cpl with my hubby..him n the wife decided to meet alone..until her daughter came home start banging on the door demanding to get let in!..just ignore her the chick said..shel go away soon

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

How about the girl who was on so many painkillers (for a legitimate injury, I should add) that when we met up in a bar she finished half her drink then fell asleep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

And as already mentioned the single people that run out as soon as they're done, because they have to go back to their other half.

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland


"Two

Hubby knows and approves, well actually no he didnt and got abusive and violent

Bf knew........again nope not the case and he didnt like what he walked into.

Both a while ago now but reason for my over the top caution now xxx

after meeting a cpl with my hubby..him n the wife decided to meet alone..until her daughter came home start banging on the door demanding to get let in!..just ignore her the chick said..shel go away soon "

Haha, did she?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes but so did my hubby

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I had a bit of fun at one of my parties with a couple at the end of the night .

Next party I had he asked if we could play alone I said yes as long as the female was happy about it .

He said she was but it was clear after it that she wasn’t (I know I should have checked with her and not took his word for it )

He then obviously tried to get out of the mess he created by filling her head with nonsense and she then mailed me having ago at me then blocked me lmao.

They were a playmate couple and not an attached couple

Tbf no big loss to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy had us back to his house, which was in fact his parents house and they came home earlier than expected, calling the house phone a leaving angry voicemails to get inside.

Then there was the guy who couldn’t get hard while missus sucked him, then admitted he was in fact gay and would perform better if I done it and missus could watch only, we asked him to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The meet where the daughter (over 18) walked in... Turned round then walked out... Her(daughters) mate then walked in moments later and said 'can't get the oven to work can you come help', then just sat down on edge of bed

The meet where it turns out the over protective big brother is next door and she's getting her kicks from knowing she could be found out and get me my arse kicked

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

When we were in the middle of having sex with another couple the woman screams at the broke he never looks at her like he was looking at me :- o … then all hell broke loose she started screaming at him, him back at her, we grabbed our things and left! Next day the bloke messaged saying sorry about what happened could we pick up this evening where we left off …. that will be a naw from us!

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

Thankfully no bad experiences yet. These are actually brilliant though keep them coming people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the husband got jealous and punched me in the side of the head and then in the kidneys.

Kinda went wrong about then

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London - till 25th

Em going to a gents place, spending an hour travelling, to see him unable to get it up after 45 mins of hard work.

"Sorry, it doesn't work often as I have early onset dementia".

Or the one where the guy turned up so pissed I put his head over the loo as I called for a taxi for him.

Then there is turning up to get nothing but verbal abuse down the door intercom...

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Wow, I've clearly never lived

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London - till 25th


"Wow, I've clearly never lived "

And now I just meet at clubs.

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"Wow, I've clearly never lived

And now I just meet at clubs. "

Don't blame you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When the husband got jealous and punched me in the side of the head and then in the kidneys.

Kinda went wrong about then "
wtf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Forgot the guy that I'd met alone before..and then organised a mfm with my hubby...yip..poor bloke couldn't get hard..the other guy that is..not my hubby lol.

Just went back downstairs and had a laugh and drink about it..just not his day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And as already mentioned the single people that run out as soon as they're done, because they have to go back to their other half. "

What??

Awful.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I had a meet with a guy from another site many years ago .

We met socially then arranged a play meet a few weeks later .

I turned up at his we had a glass of wine then I excused myself to go to the loo .

When I came back into the room he was sat there watching porn .

He pulled me in for a kiss and it was good night Vienna as he came .

Nothing we tried could get him hard again so I left very annoyed & very frustrated .

I did feel awful for him but we never did meet again after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha brill thread omg not just me that's experienced a few stoaters! Best one was a social i was going to and he was not the guy in his pictures...why do this he think I wouldn't notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 The guy who came the second I touched his cock.

2 The guy who as soon as he came he asked if I could show him how to use his washing machine.

3 The guy who wanked himself off the fell asleep.

I could go on lol

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By *rock213Man
over a year ago

falkirk

The guy who watched me fuck his wife against a tree at muiravonside then met us back in the car park without my knowledge and discussed my car with his wife arguing over that was the car he wanted

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle


"When the husband got jealous and punched me in the side of the head and then in the kidneys.

Kinda went wrong about then "

I had a similar experience but he got the bigger surprise when he was knocked flat out on his back when he refused to stop being abusive.

His poor partner was so embarrassed by his behaviour, I was to tbh.

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.


"1 The guy who came the second I touched his cock.

2 The guy who as soon as he came he asked if I could show him how to use his washing machine.

3 The guy who wanked himself off the fell asleep.

I could go on lol"

I think guy number 2 is my fave out them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the husband got jealous and punched me in the side of the head and then in the kidneys.

Kinda went wrong about then wtf? "

Yeah. Happened a few years ago now.

I’ve had meets since with lovely people but it did take a while Uk gain the confidence to do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the husband got jealous and punched me in the side of the head and then in the kidneys.

Kinda went wrong about then

I had a similar experience but he got the bigger surprise when he was knocked flat out on his back when he refused to stop being abusive.

His poor partner was so embarrassed by his behaviour, I was to tbh. "

Yeah I was the same. Broke his nose and jaw.

I’m not a violent guy but if someone hits me then sure as hell he’s going to get it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"And now I just meet at clubs. "

Which you might think would solve everything, but …

Let me tell you about the time I agreed to give a girl a lift to a club, but when I arrived at her house two girls got into my car instead … and the second was introduced to me as her cousin. Who was so d*unk she spilled an entire bottle of rosé over the back seats of my car. In fact both of them were completely hammered and upon arrival at the club they spoiled the whole night for everybody there with their falling over, throwing up and abusive chat.

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Met a guy who was so out his face couldn’t talk let alone get hard. Then I saw the remains of three lines on the bedside table.

Met a guy who's flat was in darkness, not atmospheric, just no lights on. Made sure my stuff was easy to reach - was pished too - took seconds to cum. Got back to the car, then found out where the cum went. He must have purposefully went out his way to wipe it off. Couldn’t see where he was.

Met a guy who liked it rough, like really rough. Thought it a good idea to try and throw me about the room. Pity I’m nearly a foot taller and a lot stronger.

Guy who thought his 7” tho admittedly nice cock was the biggest I’d ever seen. Must have been the smirk on my face made him loose it. Very fragile ego.

Lastly, really decent guy, just wanted to look at me, said very little - bit un- nerving - but made the best cup of tea and toast I’ve ever had - was 3am - a bit WTF when I got back to the car.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Does anyone reflect and wonder if perhaps their choices/decision making could have been done differently?

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"Does anyone reflect and wonder if perhaps their choices/decision making could have been done differently?"

I'd say it better now but previously yeah my choices and decision making were questionable to say the least

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He apparently hard a hard day at golf and was falling asleep

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"He apparently hard a hard day at golf and was falling asleep "

Golf can take it out of you lol but I've never fallen asleep

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Was all happy to take my peen till we got down to it and she couldn’t

That’s really the only story I have

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By *nverMan
over a year ago

....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun

I got speaking to a lass on another site, from somewhere to the West of Embra, shall we say.

Good looking, cracking banter on chat, swapped mobile numbers, spoke on webcam, etc. Or so I thought....

Eventually, we got to the stage where we wanted to meet and we arranged to meet and have dinner, and hopefully more, in a very nice Embra hotel, where I was staying one week with work. You know, the kind of hotel where a Maitre D takes you to your table, the menu is in French and you feel like a twat reading it.

So, anyway, there I was sitting there, nursing a pint, at the table, waiting for her to appear.

After about 30 minutes, I was starting to get fed up and was about to give up and order dinner, when I hear this commotion at the door.

All I could hear was this d*unken female roar "That's him sittin' there, ya poofy cunt" - well, the Maitre D was more than a tad limp, I have to admit.

I look up and I see this.... 5ft high apparition tottering towards me on the biggest heels I have ever seen. Absolutely d*unk as a skunk.

Now, this was the same lass I had been speaking to on webcam, but.... She looked like her make up had been put on at a fecking Kindergarten by one of the children. And she was dressed like she had just burgled the 12 Year olds section of TopShop. Stinking of the most awful "perfume".

To my absolute horror, she then parks her arse opposite me and (to paraphrase a Lloyd Cole song) opened her mouth and spat the gutter out.

Now, I'm definitely no prude, but, in that moment, I really did want the ground to swallow me up!!!! The torrent of utter filth that emanated from her cake hole would have embarrassed Chubby Brown.

All I could think was "How did I get this so fucking wrong?"

Needless to say, any thought I had of shagging this lass went out the window faster than a sheep trying to escape Fugy!!!! I couldn't have gotten it up with her with the help of a suction cup and splints!!!!

And.... if that wasn't bad enough, not only was there a right Tie Old Crow crowd around us staring, it turned out my boss AND his boss, were sitting 4 or 5 tables away!

There was only one way I was going to get away from this lass and that was by being blunt. So, stunned as I was, when she finally paused to take a breath, I jumped in and in my invariably diplomatic style, hissed out....

"If you think I am going anywhere near you, you're even more pissed than I thought you are. Now, here's £20 for a taxi, fuck off away from me and go home"

Which is when she went absolutely tonto and poured my pint over my head.

I think it's safe to say she left rather quickly after that, "assisted" by the hotel staff.

Feeling rather damp, and in need of a second shower, I decided to retreat with what little was left of my dignity and have dinner in my room.

As I was leaving, I heard the voice of my boss behind pipe up....

"See you in the morning then, Inver!!!!"

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"Does anyone reflect and wonder if perhaps their choices/decision making could have been done differently?"

No, it's the other person that's at fault. How dare you criticise folk choosing timewasters.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I got speaking to a lass on another site, from somewhere to the West of Embra, shall we say.

Good looking, cracking banter on chat, swapped mobile numbers, spoke on webcam, etc. Or so I thought....

Eventually, we got to the stage where we wanted to meet and we arranged to meet and have dinner, and hopefully more, in a very nice Embra hotel, where I was staying one week with work. You know, the kind of hotel where a Maitre D takes you to your table, the menu is in French and you feel like a twat reading it.

So, anyway, there I was sitting there, nursing a pint, at the table, waiting for her to appear.

After about 30 minutes, I was starting to get fed up and was about to give up and order dinner, when I hear this commotion at the door.

All I could hear was this d*unken female roar "That's him sittin' there, ya poofy cunt" - well, the Maitre D was more than a tad limp, I have to admit.

I look up and I see this.... 5ft high apparition tottering towards me on the biggest heels I have ever seen. Absolutely d*unk as a skunk.

Now, this was the same lass I had been speaking to on webcam, but.... She looked like her make up had been put on at a fecking Kindergarten by one of the children. And she was dressed like she had just burgled the 12 Year olds section of TopShop. Stinking of the most awful "perfume".

To my absolute horror, she then parks her arse opposite me and (to paraphrase a Lloyd Cole song) opened her mouth and spat the gutter out.

Now, I'm definitely no prude, but, in that moment, I really did want the ground to swallow me up!!!! The torrent of utter filth that emanated from her cake hole would have embarrassed Chubby Brown.

All I could think was "How did I get this so fucking wrong?"

Needless to say, any thought I had of shagging this lass went out the window faster than a sheep trying to escape Fugy!!!! I couldn't have gotten it up with her with the help of a suction cup and splints!!!!

And.... if that wasn't bad enough, not only was there a right Tie Old Crow crowd around us staring, it turned out my boss AND his boss, were sitting 4 or 5 tables away!

There was only one way I was going to get away from this lass and that was by being blunt. So, stunned as I was, when she finally paused to take a breath, I jumped in and in my invariably diplomatic style, hissed out....

"If you think I am going anywhere near you, you're even more pissed than I thought you are. Now, here's £20 for a taxi, fuck off away from me and go home"

Which is when she went absolutely tonto and poured my pint over my head.

I think it's safe to say she left rather quickly after that, "assisted" by the hotel staff.

Feeling rather damp, and in need of a second shower, I decided to retreat with what little was left of my dignity and have dinner in my room.

As I was leaving, I heard the voice of my boss behind pipe up....

"See you in the morning then, Inver!!!!" "
Omg! That sounds awful .

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By *byeguysCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Paisley


"Out of date pics (taken 10-15 years ago).

Over inflated egos.

Not quite accurate regarding height and I end up towering over my date ("but it won't make a difference lying down" really doesn't make me change my mind). Definitely meet cut short, no pun intended "

Shots fired!

We are a niche market but we are ok with that

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By *igGs19Woman
over a year ago

Castle Douglas

Man I'm nervous enough about meeting, none of you are selling the idea

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By *avdunsMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Does anyone reflect and wonder if perhaps their choices/decision making could have been done differently?"

Wise words, I think its called hindsight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man I'm nervous enough about meeting, none of you are selling the idea "
lol aww don't be...for every bad 1 you get 3 good 1s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha brill thread omg not just me that's experienced a few stoaters! Best one was a social i was going to and he was not the guy in his pictures...why do this he think I wouldn't notice "

I had a social which was similar, in his profile he was tall & well dressed… said he was 5’10.. got out there, I’d made an effort with dressing, he turned up in a football shirt & shorts, I’m 5’7, he was definitely not 5’10 - knock 4 inches off. We went to a pub, in between chatting he kept saying how nice my tits were and how he love get his on them, and that the others in the pub were probably jealous I was sat next to him. In the end I’d finished my juice, got up to leave as had heard enough, he then had the audacity to ask for a lift home

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Hahaha brill thread omg not just me that's experienced a few stoaters! Best one was a social i was going to and he was not the guy in his pictures...why do this he think I wouldn't notice

I had a social which was similar, in his profile he was tall & well dressed… said he was 5’10.. got out there, I’d made an effort with dressing, he turned up in a football shirt & shorts, I’m 5’7, he was definitely not 5’10 - knock 4 inches off. We went to a pub, in between chatting he kept saying how nice my tits were and how he love get his on them, and that the others in the pub were probably jealous I was sat next to him. In the end I’d finished my juice, got up to leave as had heard enough, he then had the audacity to ask for a lift home "

Did you give him a lift?

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By *r Beefy40Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"How about the girl who was on so many painkillers (for a legitimate injury, I should add) that when we met up in a bar she finished half her drink then fell asleep?"

Did she have blonde hair and answer to Kate?

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By *r Beefy40Man
over a year ago

glasgow

It’ll be fine. Best advice in my experience is take ur time. Also, once u meet the ultimate meet, make the most of it.

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By *el65Man
over a year ago

paisley

some people will remember scottish rendezvou, i got a call from a guy asking how i was ? said okay , why , then asked

have you had a call about a gang bang at the excelsior [ old name for glasgow airport hotel ]

i asked why? said well i have , but i need a lift , my ad is on same page as yours , can you pick me up take to gang bang then drop me off?????

er no mate fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need to start a thread of the best meets ...I still think of a couple met a good few times back in 2010...ooft what a fab swinging couple they were! Definitely taught me alot met all thanks to CJ's might I add.

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By *el65Man
over a year ago

paisley


"We need to start a thread of the best meets ...I still think of a couple met a good few times back in 2010...ooft what a fab swinging couple they were! Definitely taught me alot met all thanks to CJ's might I add."

i met cj many times before she had , club in dem older days , threw some of the best house party,s , ever , !! and like you met alot of great people

because of her xx

she once started kissing a girl i took to a party , the apoligised and said sorry i should have asked are you bi? , reply was well i am now!! before she jumped on cj , lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The time where I met her in Stirling fir a social. All went well. Both of us had a free weekend. Decided to go out for a couple of drinks. Ended up pub crawling then the Fubar.

Back to mine and we were both completely panhandled. Started getting down to it and I was struggling to remove the beige riding style trousers she had on. She then told me she'd taken her trousers off already and that the scars on each hip that I thought were pockets were actually scars from her double hip replacement. She was in her 40's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long time ago got off a train to meet someone I had chatted to for a good while. Not what I expected to say the least. Rude downright offensive and she then said she was getting the next train you are not man enough for me! Last time I let good manners get in the way.

Or best one was you are a nice guy but your shoes are wrong and you are far too informal for a meet. Fair enough but was a coffee on a Sunday afternoon lol

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I think I'll take a vow of chastity.

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven


"I got speaking to a lass on another site, from somewhere to the West of Embra, shall we say.

Good looking, cracking banter on chat, swapped mobile numbers, spoke on webcam, etc. Or so I thought....

Eventually, we got to the stage where we wanted to meet and we arranged to meet and have dinner, and hopefully more, in a very nice Embra hotel, where I was staying one week with work. You know, the kind of hotel where a Maitre D takes you to your table, the menu is in French and you feel like a twat reading it.

So, anyway, there I was sitting there, nursing a pint, at the table, waiting for her to appear.

After about 30 minutes, I was starting to get fed up and was about to give up and order dinner, when I hear this commotion at the door.

All I could hear was this d*unken female roar "That's him sittin' there, ya poofy cunt" - well, the Maitre D was more than a tad limp, I have to admit.

I look up and I see this.... 5ft high apparition tottering towards me on the biggest heels I have ever seen. Absolutely d*unk as a skunk.

Now, this was the same lass I had been speaking to on webcam, but.... She looked like her make up had been put on at a fecking Kindergarten by one of the children. And she was dressed like she had just burgled the 12 Year olds section of TopShop. Stinking of the most awful "perfume".

To my absolute horror, she then parks her arse opposite me and (to paraphrase a Lloyd Cole song) opened her mouth and spat the gutter out.

Now, I'm definitely no prude, but, in that moment, I really did want the ground to swallow me up!!!! The torrent of utter filth that emanated from her cake hole would have embarrassed Chubby Brown.

All I could think was "How did I get this so fucking wrong?"

Needless to say, any thought I had of shagging this lass went out the window faster than a sheep trying to escape Fugy!!!! I couldn't have gotten it up with her with the help of a suction cup and splints!!!!

And.... if that wasn't bad enough, not only was there a right Tie Old Crow crowd around us staring, it turned out my boss AND his boss, were sitting 4 or 5 tables away!

There was only one way I was going to get away from this lass and that was by being blunt. So, stunned as I was, when she finally paused to take a breath, I jumped in and in my invariably diplomatic style, hissed out....

"If you think I am going anywhere near you, you're even more pissed than I thought you are. Now, here's £20 for a taxi, fuck off away from me and go home"

Which is when she went absolutely tonto and poured my pint over my head.

I think it's safe to say she left rather quickly after that, "assisted" by the hotel staff.

Feeling rather damp, and in need of a second shower, I decided to retreat with what little was left of my dignity and have dinner in my room.

As I was leaving, I heard the voice of my boss behind pipe up....

"See you in the morning then, Inver!!!!" "

Safe to say, you win

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Man I'm nervous enough about meeting, none of you are selling the idea "

Kinda glad no bugger wants to meet me now

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

I had a very casual fwb arrangement with a girl a few years ago, one day she calls me up and says her female pal is round and they are naked, could i come round? I was in the car before the phone was hung up lol. Sure enough i arrive and they were naked. So we had all sorts of fun then her mood changes and she gets aggressive towards her pal and punches her in the face. The pal was distraught so i got dressed and took her home. Bonus was getting to fuck her when i dropped her off lol. Never saw either of them again.

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Rubbish kisser, very off putting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Met a guy for a social and everyone 5 mins his phone would ring...obviously work related and when I say every 5 mins it really was..I kept saying look we can do this another time he was like no no it's cool..not one apology so after about 20 mins I said OK I'm gonna leave now..had the cheek to say so when can we book a hotel?

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Met a girl a few years ago, obviously she liked a few filters, I didn't recognise her, and I didn't know if the stains on her teeth were from coffee or smoking or both.

Quickest coffee ever and not been a fan of filters ever since

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"Does anyone reflect and wonder if perhaps their choices/decision making could have been done differently?"
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Good point.

I’ve never had a bad sexual experience with anyone I’ve ever met. I’ve never regretted any decisions or choices. Perhaps fortunate, although I’m very spontaneous (off the cuff) but I’m not you’re conventional type of guy on here chasing meets.

I tend too find rewarding results with patience and when preparation meets opportunity.

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By *teve650Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Once I turned 50 lol it’s hard to even get a conversation going haha

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Probably when we realized they were a little generous when putting their age down and their pictures were taken some time ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last twelve hours resulted in going wrong without even meeting!

Yesterday, lady messages me, suggests meeting up last night, we'd spoken a little previously. Arranged to go to hers, she sends postcode, over 20 miles, I get there, message her, she sees message, ignores. This morning I'm blocked. Crazy!

Had arranged a coffee date for tomorrow afternoon, good chat, liked each others photos etc. Asked my job, I said a window cleaner, she blocks me!

Crazy world of fsb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met up with a guy socially, first thing he did was stick his tongue down my throat which made me weary. Then when I went to leave did the same thing, and as I backed away groped my boobs and went for my vag. Not meeting him again. And if he's reading this - you give men on here a bad name

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By *eefMassageMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Been chatting to a lady for a few weeks. Was all going well. She invited me over to her house.

When she opens the door I was met with an insane stench of cat piss coming from her house.

I tried to be polite and just said that I didn’t know she had cats and that i was allergic from them, made my excuses and left .gadz!

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By *uggy55TV/TS
over a year ago

Fife

Wow, some incredible stories. I think meets will be put on hold for a while ????

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

We met a couple who we were told were sub and experienced. Half way through our play the woman got upset as her hubby was queened, turns out she was forced into it. The prick later contacted us saying he thought we had "unfinished" business!!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Met up with a guy socially, first thing he did was stick his tongue down my throat which made me weary. Then when I went to leave did the same thing, and as I backed away groped my boobs and went for my vag. Not meeting him again. And if he's reading this - you give men on here a bad name "

That is shocking. I know what I call it and it's not being groped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met up with a guy socially, first thing he did was stick his tongue down my throat which made me weary. Then when I went to leave did the same thing, and as I backed away groped my boobs and went for my vag. Not meeting him again. And if he's reading this - you give men on here a bad name

That is shocking. I know what I call it and it's not being groped. "

I was shocked

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"Met up with a guy socially, first thing he did was stick his tongue down my throat which made me weary. Then when I went to leave did the same thing, and as I backed away groped my boobs and went for my vag. Not meeting him again. And if he's reading this - you give men on here a bad name

That is shocking. I know what I call it and it's not being groped.

I was shocked "

Yeah it’s called sexual assault

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"I got speaking to a lass on another site, from somewhere to the West of Embra, shall we say.

Good looking, cracking banter on chat, swapped mobile numbers, spoke on webcam, etc. Or so I thought....

Eventually, we got to the stage where we wanted to meet and we arranged to meet and have dinner, and hopefully more, in a very nice Embra hotel, where I was staying one week with work. You know, the kind of hotel where a Maitre D takes you to your table, the menu is in French and you feel like a twat reading it.

So, anyway, there I was sitting there, nursing a pint, at the table, waiting for her to appear.

After about 30 minutes, I was starting to get fed up and was about to give up and order dinner, when I hear this commotion at the door.

All I could hear was this d*unken female roar "That's him sittin' there, ya poofy cunt" - well, the Maitre D was more than a tad limp, I have to admit.

I look up and I see this.... 5ft high apparition tottering towards me on the biggest heels I have ever seen. Absolutely d*unk as a skunk.

Now, this was the same lass I had been speaking to on webcam, but.... She looked like her make up had been put on at a fecking Kindergarten by one of the children. And she was dressed like she had just burgled the 12 Year olds section of TopShop. Stinking of the most awful "perfume".

To my absolute horror, she then parks her arse opposite me and (to paraphrase a Lloyd Cole song) opened her mouth and spat the gutter out.

Now, I'm definitely no prude, but, in that moment, I really did want the ground to swallow me up!!!! The torrent of utter filth that emanated from her cake hole would have embarrassed Chubby Brown.

All I could think was "How did I get this so fucking wrong?"

Needless to say, any thought I had of shagging this lass went out the window faster than a sheep trying to escape Fugy!!!! I couldn't have gotten it up with her with the help of a suction cup and splints!!!!

And.... if that wasn't bad enough, not only was there a right Tie Old Crow crowd around us staring, it turned out my boss AND his boss, were sitting 4 or 5 tables away!

There was only one way I was going to get away from this lass and that was by being blunt. So, stunned as I was, when she finally paused to take a breath, I jumped in and in my invariably diplomatic style, hissed out....

"If you think I am going anywhere near you, you're even more pissed than I thought you are. Now, here's £20 for a taxi, fuck off away from me and go home"

Which is when she went absolutely tonto and poured my pint over my head.

I think it's safe to say she left rather quickly after that, "assisted" by the hotel staff.

Feeling rather damp, and in need of a second shower, I decided to retreat with what little was left of my dignity and have dinner in my room.

As I was leaving, I heard the voice of my boss behind pipe up....

"See you in the morning then, Inver!!!!" "

Hahahaha almost as good as an ex of mine who got knocked out on the platform at hay market by a midget swinger her handbag at him who was 5’8 on her profile lol

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By *ngelnfugyCouple
over a year ago

Dundee


"faster than a sheep trying to escape Fugy!!!! "

your welcome

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Met up with a guy socially, first thing he did was stick his tongue down my throat which made me weary. Then when I went to leave did the same thing, and as I backed away groped my boobs and went for my vag. Not meeting him again. And if he's reading this - you give men on here a bad name

That is shocking. I know what I call it and it's not being groped.

I was shocked

Yeah it’s called sexual assault "

Yes it is.

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By *undeeGuyXXXMan
over a year ago

Brechin

It’s funny that no one has anything that they could of done better so I’ll go ahead..

Couple of times I’ve got cramp in the middle of maximum effort. Let’s just say it was not ideal.

Met someone who was all talk absolutely zero action. Instead of being honest and explaining and just leaving I changed my brothers number to mine and called myself. Problem was she seen me do it. Very awkward to say the least!!

Got some cracking other stories but wouldn’t really want to put anyone else down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been a few over the yrs..

The guy that was MUCH smaller than he said.

The cpl that the chick had no idea myself and hubby were comming to their house to play.

The single guy who's wife called me up

Could go on ...anyone else?"

I had a meet where I was asked my size and I said 5.5 inches, which I am.

They said they were happy with that and when I went round and things started, the woman of the couple got annoyed with me and said "I didn't realise it would be that thin. I can't do anything with that!".

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