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By *eather OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

what do u call a scots guy with one foot inside the door. Hame-ish

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By *rbadguy64Couple
over a year ago

bangor

A gorgeous looking girl walks into a pub in Dublin and Mick looks at her approvingly."I reckon I could do her", he says to Paddy. "Fuck off", he replies, "You're shit at impressions."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man walks into a bar."Pint of lager please barman."As he's being served he notices an enormous Alsatian lying in the corner licking his balls.

"Wish I could do that!!"he says to the barman.The barman replies."Buy him a pie and he might let you!!"

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By *arkchestCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Did you hear about the magic tractor?.....It turned into a field!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the difference between oral and anal sex?

one makes your day the other makes your whole week...

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

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"The only reason Kate Middleton's pregnant is she doesn't have tits worth finishing on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a celtic fan was walking along the road with one shoe on ,,,, did u lose a shoe i asked him ,,,,no he replied i found one

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By *rbadguy64Couple
over a year ago

bangor

Paddy says to Murphy. 'Oh bejeazus! Have you heard de news? 3 Cliff Walkers have fallen to der deaths!'

'Unber-feckin-leevable' said Murphy. I can't believe dey all had de same name!!

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