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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is it about workies in their workie trousers....with all the pockets? (faints into a puddle of fanny batter).

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By *urvyBiUnicornWoman
over a year ago

dundee

Had a fwb who got dirty at work, he always apologised if I met him as soon as he finished but I loved it! Was something horny about dirty marks from where he had touched me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a fwb who got dirty at work, he always apologised if I met him as soon as he finished but I loved it! Was something horny about dirty marks from where he had touched me

Ya dirty wee minx ye!

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By *urvyBiUnicornWoman
over a year ago

dundee

"Had a fwb who got dirty at work, he always apologised if I met him as soon as he finished but I loved it! Was something horny about dirty marks from where he had touched me

Ya dirty wee minx ye!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

If only I knew women got turned on by work clothes back in the day, when I unblocked toilets and drains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ggggggggrrrrrrr!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ggggggggrrrrrrr!!!!

Exactly!

Throw in a power tool and I'm dripping like a knackered fridge.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mine isn’t so strange I don’t think lol

I just love men in suits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching a man playing guitar. Seeing him caress the strings like it's my body

If he can play the intro to Neon by John Mayer then I'd probably want to marry him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uniforms are the obvious ones but like scrubs too haha ...think McDreamy is to blame...

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By *igGs19Woman
over a year ago

Castle Douglas

"Had a fwb who got dirty at work, he always apologised if I met him as soon as he finished but I loved it! Was something horny about dirty marks from where he had touched me

This, sexiest profession by far is a mechanic. Workie trousers and oily finger prints, yes please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once requested a guy to turn up at mine in his construction gear, with nothing on underneath! Man, was I an utter mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a woman has nice shiny smooth hair, tied back tight in a ponytail, the way it bounces sided to side when she walks.

I love that shit.

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By *den1000Woman
over a year ago

Hamilton

Proper length tailored trousers (don’t want to see sock) with the thighs just ever so slightly bulging - that’ll do me!

Cheeky tattoo’s being found under clothing is always a turn on for me too…or maybe that’s just the naked body being a turn on hahaha xx

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Too many for me to list lol

Mandy

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Cabin crew, especially if the are wearing heels. That Virgin advert was just rocket fuel for my...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once requested a guy to turn up at mine in his construction gear, with nothing on underneath! Man, was I an utter mess

Ooft!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Proper length tailored trousers (don’t want to see sock) with the thighs just ever so slightly bulging - that’ll do me!

Cheeky tattoo’s being found under clothing is always a turn on for me too…or maybe that’s just the naked body being a turn on hahaha xx"

I know what you mean....when you can tell they've got a cracking build even though it's all covered up in a suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I also have a thing for men driving. Confident ones, not wee old grandads doing 40 on the motorway in a Cinquecento.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Proper length tailored trousers (don’t want to see sock) with the thighs just ever so slightly bulging - that’ll do me!

Cheeky tattoo’s being found under clothing is always a turn on for me too…or maybe that’s just the naked body being a turn on hahaha xx

I know what you mean....when you can tell they've got a cracking build even though it's all covered up in a suit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like women with shapely legs who like wearing fine denier ff seamed stockings under a short skirt.

Getting a glimpse of stocking top and thigh when they sit down plus’s the sound of stocking tops kissing when they walk has always turned me on.

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By *olfblondeWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

farmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman who have bunches/ hair in plaits ...think swedish bar maid

One of my fave outfit/dress up too haha

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By *oryou47Man
over a year ago

carlow

"farmers

What's the turn on about farmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching a man playing guitar. Seeing him caress the strings like it's my body

If he can play the intro to Neon by John Mayer then I'd probably want to marry him. "

I can play Neon....one bonus of having massive hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with nice curves wearing jeans, high heals and loose top. It looks damn hot for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching a man playing guitar. Seeing him caress the strings like it's my body

If he can play the intro to Neon by John Mayer then I'd probably want to marry him.

I can play Neon....one bonus of having massive hands "

Can you also sing like him? If so, When's the wedding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching a man playing guitar. Seeing him caress the strings like it's my body

If he can play the intro to Neon by John Mayer then I'd probably want to marry him.

I can play Neon....one bonus of having massive hands

Can you also sing like him? If so, When's the wedding?

I wish I could, we can't all be gods like JM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching a man fix something like working on a car or fixing something around the house.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Watching a man playing guitar. Seeing him caress the strings like it's my body

If he can play the intro to Neon by John Mayer then I'd probably want to marry him.

I can play Neon....one bonus of having massive hands

Can you also sing like him? If so, When's the wedding?

What about on banjo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrubs! Haha being a ex doctor I've never found the appeal of scrubs ! I left the profession a good few years ago and altho scrubs are comfy I always likened them to "bin men" clothes haha. I've still got my old ones in the wardrobe though if you wanna play

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

I used to be tradesman and while wearing work clothes, i have had many looks and comments... now wearing a shirt and a trousers with a high vis..

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By *implyfun1Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I will have my workie gear on tomorrow (Saturday) sticking a gearbox back into a golf on the driveway feel free to do a drive by see if I tick yer boxes for ye lol

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Uniforms are the obvious ones but like scrubs too haha ...think McDreamy is to blame..."

Oh and McSteamy *swoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it about workies in their workie trousers....with all the pockets? (faints into a puddle of fanny batter)."

Saves you carrying a hand bag. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching a man playing guitar. Seeing him caress the strings like it's my body

If he can play the intro to Neon by John Mayer then I'd probably want to marry him. "
this easy get ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it about workies in their workie trousers....with all the pockets? (faints into a puddle of fanny batter)."
Stop fooling us guys tell me what are you needing done in the house for free? Youve got a smooth way of asking i give you that. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been watching Yellowstone and cowboys are defo doing it for me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well dressed ladies who work in car showrooms wearing fine black stocking and high heels.oooft!

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By *hrills_n_spillsCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Well dressed women wearing glasses. Throw in a hair accessory and I'm swooning.

When they're in a casual skirt or dress with clean white trainers.

No idea why, just always think to myself "they are rocking it today"

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

A woman covered in beans....so sexy

Has it be Hienz though ....Branston or another brand is just wierd

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By *andi_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A woman dressed in suit ofskirt, jacket , heels and sheer nylons

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By *estie72Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A woman in a black pencil skirt and a white shirt or top and heels gets my vote. Glasses optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sloppy seconds or licking up cream pie is huge turn on for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a bit of a chav kink. I like the idea of chavvy looking girl with red lipstick, big hooped earrings, skinny like she's under fed with Uggs on wearing a fanny helmet.

I just imagine her being a total slut but ironically will be a barrister or something during the day time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask about the weirdness of non Heinz beans?

I buy Asda essential.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"farmers

Hang on, let me find a photo of my tractor …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a bit of a chav kink. I like the idea of chavvy looking girl with red lipstick, big hooped earrings, skinny like she's under fed with Uggs on wearing a fanny helmet.

I just imagine her being a total slut but ironically will be a barrister or something during the day time."

What on earth is a fanny helmet!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a bit of a chav kink. I like the idea of chavvy looking girl with red lipstick, big hooped earrings, skinny like she's under fed with Uggs on wearing a fanny helmet.

I just imagine her being a total slut but ironically will be a barrister or something during the day time."

I've got the hoop ear rings. Not a chav though.....I think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a bit of a chav kink. I like the idea of chavvy looking girl with red lipstick, big hooped earrings, skinny like she's under fed with Uggs on wearing a fanny helmet.

I just imagine her being a total slut but ironically will be a barrister or something during the day time.

I've got the hoop ear rings. Not a chav though.....I think...

Have you got a fanny helmet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waitresses in places like bread meats bread or paesano. So basically jeans, white trainers and a crisp white t shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a bit of a chav kink. I like the idea of chavvy looking girl with red lipstick, big hooped earrings, skinny like she's under fed with Uggs on wearing a fanny helmet.

I just imagine her being a total slut but ironically will be a barrister or something during the day time.

What on earth is a fanny helmet!? "

Typo. Meant fanny pelmet.

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By *allFromGrace_xWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m torn between smart suits and workies

Or hot bouncers all in black

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Because someone asked me directly.

Women in smart black trousers. Nice fitting ones, that accentuate their curves.

Wide-leg ones are a bonus.

Mandy

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Just been watching Yellowstone and cowboys are defo doing it for me now

Howdy Partnir ...yeeehar

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Russian military woman marching

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

That’s impressively specific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secretary with the glasses look does it for me!! Ooooft

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By *reedyKWoman
over a year ago

Fife

"Had a fwb who got dirty at work, he always apologised if I met him as soon as he finished but I loved it! Was something horny about dirty marks from where he had touched me

This, sexiest profession by far is a mechanic. Workie trousers and oily finger prints, yes please!!

Totally agree, the smell of oil and diesel and dirty hands. Accept I prefer them in overalls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell you what though, Miss Muff's look is doing thing's to my heart rate too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my biggest turn on is still sloppy seconds,

When I was a teenager some decades back in the village of Newburgh in fife I chatted up a girl in a pub disco and we went outside, I went down on her before fucking her.

Turns out 2 guys had already shagged her and filled her before me.

The thought of her still turns me on today. Wonder if she is on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a bit of a chav kink. I like the idea of chavvy looking girl with red lipstick, big hooped earrings, skinny like she's under fed with Uggs on wearing a fanny helmet.

I just imagine her being a total slut but ironically will be a barrister or something during the day time.

I've got the hoop ear rings. Not a chav though.....I think...

Have you got a fanny helmet?

Mais oui....

...polished it earlier actually...you could see your face in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my biggest turn on is still sloppy seconds,

When I was a teenager some decades back in the village of Newburgh in fife I chatted up a girl in a pub disco and we went outside, I went down on her before fucking her.

Turns out 2 guys had already shagged her and filled her before me.

The thought of her still turns me on today. Wonder if she is on fab."

Hope she's washed her fanny since that night. Captain Birdseye's no got a look in!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I've got a bit of a chav kink. I like the idea of chavvy looking girl with red lipstick, big hooped earrings, skinny like she's under fed with Uggs on wearing a fanny helmet.

I just imagine her being a total slut but ironically will be a barrister or something during the day time.

I've got the hoop ear rings. Not a chav though.....I think...

Have you got a fanny helmet?

Mais oui....

...polished it earlier actually...you could see your face in it

That's my problem have the fake boobs , no fanny helmet . Should I try Amazon or e-bay ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a bit of a chav kink. I like the idea of chavvy looking girl with red lipstick, big hooped earrings, skinny like she's under fed with Uggs on wearing a fanny helmet.

I just imagine her being a total slut but ironically will be a barrister or something during the day time.

I've got the hoop ear rings. Not a chav though.....I think...

Have you got a fanny helmet?

Mais oui....

...polished it earlier actually...you could see your face in it

That's my problem have the fake boobs , no fanny helmet . Should I try Amazon or e-bay ?

I have one going spare!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I've got a bit of a chav kink. I like the idea of chavvy looking girl with red lipstick, big hooped earrings, skinny like she's under fed with Uggs on wearing a fanny helmet.

I just imagine her being a total slut but ironically will be a barrister or something during the day time.

I've got the hoop ear rings. Not a chav though.....I think...

Have you got a fanny helmet?

Mais oui....

...polished it earlier actually...you could see your face in it

That's my problem have the fake boobs , no fanny helmet . Should I try Amazon or e-bay ?

I have one going spare!

Your a good bit slimmer than me is it adjustable ?

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By *mmz123Man
over a year ago

Erskine

Dayshift and bored, so counted my pockets, 13, no wonder i cant find anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got a new pair of work trousers last week lots of pockets n flaps and hammer loops. I’d be delighted to put a shelf up for someone or pop round for an estimate. I’ll take a pic tomorrow at work if anyone is interested

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Mine is a guy playing the guitar topless and barefooted in jeans wearing a nice watch (bizzare I know)

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By *ANDA!Man
over a year ago

DUMFRIES

This, sexiest profession by far is a mechanic. Workie trousers and oily finger prints, yes please!!

Damn, where were you 4yrs ago? Workie trousers and oily fingerprints were my thing

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Once had a guy who loved the sound of heels on hard wood flooring.

Never spilt a drop.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"Had a fwb who got dirty at work, he always apologised if I met him as soon as he finished but I loved it! Was something horny about dirty marks from where he had touched me

This, sexiest profession by far is a mechanic. Workie trousers and oily finger prints, yes please!!

Totally agree, the smell of oil and diesel and dirty hands. Accept I prefer them in overalls!

Oh really

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By *dcumlover2Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

Short black skirt, black tights,with flats or heels love that look

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

Pregnant women are hot but i used to have a thing for women pushing a buggy/pram, so obviously post birth. Something about it made me get a semi.

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