FabSwingers.com forum: people say the strangest things

By *entscotscpl OP Couple
over a year ago

falkirk ish

some light hearted fun 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned."

3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."

5. A tourist at a top African Game Lodge over looking a water hole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

6. A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she'd been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the "do not disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

7. "The beach was too sandy."

8. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure.Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

9. A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

10. "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

11. "We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."

12. "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."

13. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."

14. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.."

15. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying there?"

16. "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners now live abroad."

17. "We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."

18. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

19. "I was bitten by a mosquito, no-one said they could bite."

20. "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

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By *arkchestCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Haha....some crackers there....cant believe some folk would say these things.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Him,

I'm organising a gang bang could you bring a few girls.

Me,

sure so how many girls will be there.

Him,

Just the ones you bring as i don't know any.

Me,

Shaking head in disbelief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Him,

I'm organising a gang bang could you bring a few girls.

Me,

sure so how many girls will be there.

Him,

Just the ones you bring as i don't know any.

Me,

Shaking head in disbelief

Hope you double checked you were included,,,and im no jokin, had that lovely stunt played on me more than once,,,incredible stuff,,lol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Hope you double checked you were included,,,and im no jokin, had that lovely stunt played on me more than once,,,incredible stuff,,lol

No double checking needed deebs, the conversation ceased after the shaking my head in disbelief bit

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Hope you double checked you were included,,,and im no jokin, had that lovely stunt played on me more than once,,,incredible stuff,,lol

No double checking needed deebs, the conversation ceased after the shaking my head in disbelief bit

That made me giggle!!!! You out on the town today? xxx

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"That made me giggle!!!! You out on the town today? xxx"

Yeah plans fucked up so i'm hitting a few establishments later, feel free to join me

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"That made me giggle!!!! You out on the town today? xxx

Yeah plans fucked up so i'm hitting a few establishments later, feel free to join me

Oh sounds good to me! lol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"That made me giggle!!!! You out on the town today? xxx

Yeah plans fucked up so i'm hitting a few establishments later, feel free to join me

Oh sounds good to me! lol "

Fuck wish it was that easy all the time, see you soon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a taxi home, pay him and give a tip, he says see you after.... i say after what? he says see you after...

wtf? no idea what that means....

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