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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The more I think about outdoor fun the more I want to try and see what could happen with it..

Anybody got some good advice for me... Other than the obvious sarcastic stuff haha

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By *den1000Woman
over a year ago

Hamilton

I’m keen to learn some tricks also - so I’ll be following along xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been thinking about this for ages and ages so would like some info too

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket


"The more I think about outdoor fun the more I want to try and see what could happen with it..

Anybody got some good advice for me... Other than the obvious sarcastic stuff haha "

Advice?? Like whether to take an umbrella or wear sunscreen? Otherwise it's the same as inside but you're outside. This is probably the only time I've posted that isn't sarcastic!!! This place is getting more like Sesame Street every day.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Ladies, wear a skirt…..easy access!

Oh and wait til it’s past midge season!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The more I think about outdoor fun the more I want to try and see what could happen with it..

Anybody got some good advice for me... Other than the obvious sarcastic stuff haha

Advice?? Like whether to take an umbrella or wear sunscreen? Otherwise it's the same as inside but you're outside. This is probably the only time I've posted that isn't sarcastic!!! This place is getting more like Sesame Street every day. "

Well thank you for your advice cookie monster

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket


"The more I think about outdoor fun the more I want to try and see what could happen with it..

Anybody got some good advice for me... Other than the obvious sarcastic stuff haha

Advice?? Like whether to take an umbrella or wear sunscreen? Otherwise it's the same as inside but you're outside. This is probably the only time I've posted that isn't sarcastic!!! This place is getting more like Sesame Street every day.

Well thank you for your advice cookie monster "

As soon as I posted that I thought someone would come back and say I am the muppet, so I'll take cookie monster and call it quits.

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Females- Don't wear a jumpsuit

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Avoid livestock, ye dont want to be on the job and have a nosey heifer come along and stick its nose in yer wee bare bum

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By *jezee1000Man
over a year ago

perth

Oh I thinkI a nose in my bare bum would be a turn on!! Wont be first time I have been rimmed by a cow !!

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

Make sure the spot you use is off the beaten track,

then when you beat them with a thwack,

You won't get random punters coming for a nose from behind your bare arsed back!

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By *eeJimmyMan
over a year ago

bedrock


"Ladies, wear a skirt…..easy access!

Oh and wait til it’s past midge season!"

That's a good idea and yes definitely wait till after midgey season as nothing worse than having a bite on the bare ass x

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Men wear a kilt...easy access and wait until midge season is over.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Females- Don't wear a jumpsuit "

This is the voice of experience.

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By *ud_lightMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"I’m keen to learn some tricks also - so I’ll be following along xx"

Very interested too.im not that far away from you either

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Outdoor fun can be exciting but remember the smidge and don’t do it in the bushes next to a river.

Eaten alive and not in a good way!

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around


"Outdoor fun can be exciting but remember the smidge and don’t do it in the bushes next to a river.

Eaten alive and not in a good way! "

Eaten alive - but in a good way... mmmmm

I can bring my own smidge!

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By *he pupCoolMan
over a year ago

dumffries

Can you take me please shy

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