FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest things to say at orgasm?

By *cotsmanXx OP Man
over a year ago

Near Perth

When I was a young inexperienced guy years ago, I was trying to prolong the experience and once groaned "Margaret Thatcher" at the moment of release! Does anyone have any other funny ones?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hah - the wrong guy's name!

. I was young at the time and not long out of an LTR...oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never really had an oops moment, im a swearer usually tho so unless I'm too loud hahs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually said sorry before

Was quite embarrassing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back of the net!

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Feels better when the woman isn't Inflatable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once mooed like a cow

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By *ilthyOnesCouple
over a year ago

galashiels

Jeeeronimo

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By *ilthyOnesCouple
over a year ago

galashiels

I may have sharted

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By *ilthyOnesCouple
over a year ago

galashiels

Your bigger than my dad!

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By *ilthyOnesCouple
over a year ago

galashiels

The lest one may have been to far lmfao

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"And ... there we go..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a one night stand ask me to leave immediately after making her orgasm through oral. "THAT WAS THAT" Was her exact words. The feeling of being used and abuse was overwhelming. Made me think about all the females I had disappointed over the years.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Housekeeping - "housekeeping"

Person in room - "can you come back tomorrow"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are those my feet !

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Deeper..

Harder..

Faster..

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

FINISH HER!

Then

ROUND TWO!

FIGHT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deeper..

Harder..

Faster.."

Great Daft Punk tune that.

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

F*ck

F**********ck

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By *uperboabyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Is it in the right hole"

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Are you IN yet?" yelled Lady Antonia frustratedly "Have you spilled something down there?"

"I think I may have been a tad eager, jumped the gun and fired a few rounds of my love custard into a fold somewhere between your horizontal gut-buttocks and one of your Thightanic bilge-overhangs. Sorry about that." said Lord Asquith despairingly wiping his knob on the lacy brocade of one of the velvet cushions.

(from "Lady Antonia's Fat Shaming Shame" by Barbara Carthorse, 1926)

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By *cotsmanXx OP Man
over a year ago

Near Perth

""Are you IN yet?" yelled Lady Antonia frustratedly "Have you spilled something down there?"

(from "Lady Antonia's Fat Shaming Shame" by Barbara Carthorse, 1926)

Wow, good quote

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Ooohhhh yer bastard

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Ooohhhh yer bastard

Cramp?

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By *cotsmanXx OP Man
over a year ago

Near Perth

Wonder if anyone has ever said "finally"

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By *ubyBlairWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish / Edinburgh

"Wonder if anyone has ever said "finally""

Not out loud but I’ve thought it once or twice haha

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By *ivingthegoodlifeMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Plenty in the tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t phone child maintenance. Joking

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By *akura22Couple
over a year ago

North Wales

"Once mooed like a cow

Now there is a fantasy moment right there hahaha

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By *iltycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Greenock

Not at Orgasm, during sex, but a friend of mine did have a guy say to her as a new song came onto the radio in the background

"This song always reminds me of my mum"

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By *obbi_sutherlandTV/TS
over a year ago

Dornoch

Used to have a FB who laughed as she came.

Well it was a laughing type noise anyway.

Usually very calm and peaceful type, as well as the laugh could be very animalistic as she came, biting and stratching.

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By *esssDanMan
over a year ago

Dundee

"Now we know..."

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

"When I was a young inexperienced guy years ago, I was trying to prolong the experience and once groaned "Margaret Thatcher" at the moment of release! Does anyone have any other funny ones?"

Much tighter than your sister. Actually this one is best said during doggy but you better hold on tight after you have said it.

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By *loki the BoatbuilderMan
over a year ago

Kattegat

Next...

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

"Once mooed like a cow

This made me ch0ke on my morning cuppa!

The farmyard fetish is a niche area!

Love it Squigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once mooed like a cow

I was told I sounded like Shergar once

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I usually just shout

Gooooaaaallllll

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By *cotsmanXx OP Man
over a year ago

Near Perth

"When I was a young inexperienced guy years ago, I was trying to prolong the experience and once groaned "Margaret Thatcher" at the moment of release! Does anyone have any other funny ones?

Much tighter than your sister. Actually this one is best said during doggy but you better hold on tight after you have said it.

"
think that might stop the whole thing dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah Bistol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Godzilla.. you are Japan.!!!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Once mooed like a cow

I was told I sounded like Shergar once

The cheeky B'stard, Shergar was a boy horse and hung, like a horse.

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

Not again

lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Tsunami

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Poopie trim!

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

There's yer dinner!

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