FabSwingers.com forum: Worst luck

By *ANDA! OP Man
over a year ago

DUMFRIES

Thought my luck couldn't get any worse than 6 Yr ago, lottery numbers came out and each one was either 1 or 2 digits higher or lower than my chosen numbers.

But today

5hrs into a 6hr stretch of free time between schoolkids and I got a message from someone I've hungered after for ages (schedules never aligned) saying she was in a hotel and would I like to join her.

Think I'll change my name to Bad Luck Brian

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket

"Thought my luck couldn't get any worse than 6 Yr ago, lottery numbers came out and each one was either 1 or 2 digits higher or lower than my chosen numbers.

But today

5hrs into a 6hr stretch of free time between schoolkids and I got a message from someone I've hungered after for ages (schedules never aligned) saying she was in a hotel and would I like to join her.

Think I'll change my name to Bad Luck Brian"

You couldn't have been that hungry mate. Most of us can eat our dinner in an hour. I suppose your another gastronome on here that won't settle for anything less.

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By *ANDA! OP Man
over a year ago

DUMFRIES

Normally I can eat in the hour as well, but this particular meal required more than an hour

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

If she's still there drop off at the weans to the pictures and tell them to go and see the longest film. Then break the speed limit on the way to her hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to worry your loss was another lucky guys gain

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By *ANDA! OP Man
over a year ago

DUMFRIES

"Not to worry your loss was another lucky guys gain"

Undoubtedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what it would be like to be told that someone ‘hungers’ for you.

Not really my type of patter that.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I wonder what it would be like to be told that someone ‘hungers’ for you.

Not really my type of patter that."

I don't think you need to worry about the op hungering after you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what it would be like to be told that someone ‘hungers’ for you.

Not really my type of patter that.

I don't think you need to worry about the op hungering after you"

Hmm, odd reply. Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what it would be like to be told that someone ‘hungers’ for you.

Not really my type of patter that."

Dunno about that. Sounds positively Shakespearean compared to "can ah cum n ur pants?"

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

"I wonder what it would be like to be told that someone ‘hungers’ for you.

Not really my type of patter that."

Far better than fancy a fuck

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"I wonder what it would be like to be told that someone ‘hungers’ for you.

Not really my type of patter that.

Far better than fancy a fuck"

Fancy appeasing my hunger.

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By *ubyBlairWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish / Edinburgh

"I wonder what it would be like to be told that someone ‘hungers’ for you.

Not really my type of patter that.

Far better than fancy a fuck"

Exactly. Tell me you hunger for me any day versus the “wanna pump?” messages

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