FabSwingers.com forum: middle aged

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got tickets for Robbie Williams today and John just been on the phone to his mate and made a comment about middle aged women - their then ensued a heated debate about what age is middle aged?

What do you guys think?

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

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Fifty we think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thats what i said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fifty we think"

Does that mean I am still young at 49

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By *lash and BunsCouple
over a year ago

Inverclyde

"their then ensued a heated debate about what age is middle aged?

What do you guys think? "

I think that varies from person to person.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

39 for a guy

41 for a girl

According to the uk life expectancy figures

I'm on the downward spiral now

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"39 for a guy

41 for a girl

According to the uk life expectancy figures

I'm on the downward spiral now

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fook im well over the hill then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"their then ensued a heated debate about what age is middle aged?

What do you guys think?

I think that varies from person to person

How does it vary from person to person? Based on when they are gonna die??

I meant in general what age group would you class as middle aged??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the individual

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

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"Fifty we think

Does that mean I am still young at 49

Think we are all young at heart lol

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By *lash and BunsCouple
over a year ago

Inverclyde

As I said depends, if you look after yourself then your more likely to live longer which means your "middle age" is going to be very different from someone who doesn't look after themselves.

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By *lash and BunsCouple
over a year ago

Inverclyde

There's a hot lass in hot photos section, _stwo or somit, the girl looks no where near her stated age, she looks at least 10 yrs younger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a hot lass in hot photos section, _stwo or somit, the girl looks no where near her stated age, she looks at least 10 yrs younger"

So if you were talking to someone and they were speaking about someone you may know and said they were middleaged - what age group would you put them in?

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By *lash and BunsCouple
over a year ago

Inverclyde

Lol ok, I'll stick my neck out and say 50+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

46 is when you start hitting middle aged I'd say.

No bad thing mind.

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

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"Lol ok, I'll stick my neck out and say 50+"

Yessssss we are still young then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

old chinese motto = your only as old as your feeling..

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"old chinese motto = your only as old as your feeling..

Or as old as the girl your feeling, oh to be 23 again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"old chinese motto = your only as old as your feeling..

Or as old as the girl your feeling, oh to be 23 again

You living in your fantasy world again PP.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Or as old as the girl your feeling, oh to be 23 again

You living in your fantasy world again PP.

Not at all, i'm not ageist and welcome much older girls as you know

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"39 for a guy

41 for a girl

According to the uk life expectancy figures

I'm on the downward spiral now

Christ if that's true I'm defintely past it then!!!...better hang up my swinging boots ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how long you can hold your blood pressure at this level

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"39 for a guy

41 for a girl

According to the uk life expectancy figures

I'm on the downward spiral now

Christ if that's true I'm defintely past it then!!!...better hang up my swinging boots ...lol

We could retire to the sun and look like prunes together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graveyards are full of peeps who all thought that they were indispensible...the world carries on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"39 for a guy

41 for a girl

According to the uk life expectancy figures

I'm on the downward spiral now

God I hope not! I too young to be middle aged! I think 50 is closer to it... But if everyone lives to 90 say, and you have young, middle aged and old... Then 0-30 is young 31-60 is middle aged then 61-90 is old... Maybe.

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By *ifefuckersCouple
over a year ago

cowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends, how long are you going to live for? cause its half of that

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

God I don't feel middle aged!!!!! I'm having the best time of my life right now! lol

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By *lash and BunsCouple
over a year ago

Inverclyde

"depends, how long are you going to live for? cause its half of that

What if you plan to sign out early? No way im going in one of these homes where they feed you with a catapult, feck that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys only as old as the women they feel

Girls as young as the makeup you ware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"39 for a guy

41 for a girl

According to the uk life expectancy figures

I'm on the downward spiral now

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By *urioduoCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

I will officially be old on Wednesday lol

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over a year ago

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

so at 60 am i just past middle age old very old or decrepit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm 45 and having a ball so this middle aged thing is bollocks lol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"oh god, i better book the undertakers soon then"

Hold fire i want you with a pulse

On the plus side average female is 82 you got lots of damage to do before that age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so 50 is the start of middle age, when does it end and old age starts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I don't feel middle aged!!!!! I'm having the best time of my life right now! lol

yea defo same for

Us .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 - 65

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was trying to work it out earlier.

baby 0-1 1/2

toddler 1 1/2 - 3

child 3 - 12

teenager 13 - 19

young 19 - 30

????? 30 -45

middleaged 45 - 60

old 60 - 70

elderly 70 +

the ??? i didn't have a clue what they would be called.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a sexual scale

0 - 15....illegal

16 - 30...think they know it all but really don't have a clue

30 - 41...getting better

42........fucking expert

43 - 60...know what they want

61 - 70...over the hill

70+.......eewwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"on a sexual scale

0 - 15....illegal

16 - 30...think they know it all but really don't have a clue

30 - 41...getting better

42........fucking expert

43 - 60...know what they want

61 - 70...over the hill

70+.......eewwwww"

And without looking at you rprofile i'm guessing u r 42

lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well if you live to the average age of 87 for men and 92 for women then it stands to reason that middle age is 5 years either side if 43 for men and 46 for women. If your at this point you would know what you want in life including sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn,I must be past it then.....better let the rest of me know then......maybe I'll keep that to myself!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on a sexual scale

0 - 15....illegal

16 - 30...think they know it all but really don't have a clue

30 - 41...getting better

42........fucking expert

43 - 60...know what they want

61 - 70...over the hill

70+.......eewwwww

And without looking at you rprofile i'm guessing u r 42

lol x"

how did you guess????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if we r middle aged we r bloody lovin it and havin a ball .

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

As a "young pup" I'm gonna stick my cheeky neck out & go for 46-48 as the beginning of middle aged, depending on the person.

Now, don't try to chase me, you'll give yourself a heart attack. :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a "young pup" I'm gonna stick my cheeky neck out & go for 46-48 as the beginning of middle aged, depending on the person.

Now, don't try to chase me, you'll give yourself a heart attack. :p"

Slides out a leg to trip guitar up.... I don't need to chase. I got skills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when they start smelling 'old'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when they start smelling 'old'"

Is that what aftershave you had on Paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when they start smelling 'old'

Is that what aftershave you had on Paddy

xx "

Squirte du fanaje, yes!- how did u know????x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when they start smelling 'old'

Is that what aftershave you had on Paddy

Squirte du fanaje, yes!- how did u know????x"

it was honking hahaha xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I certainly ain't no spring chicken or no old dear so I think that makes me middle aged............and loving it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

middle means just that, so 50 isnt middle unless your going to live to 100, so 38 would be middle aged according to national stats ...sorry folks, we are all old !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I certainly ain't no spring chicken or no old dear so I think that makes me middle aged............and loving it!

i like women from the middle ages..

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"middle means just that, so 50 isnt middle unless your going to live to 100, so 38 would be middle aged according to national stats ...sorry folks, we are all old !!!!"

Apart from meeeeee :D

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Isn't there some sorta nonsense about standard distribution curves (or the like) which insists there's weighting at either end and volume in the middle, without actually indicating where the 'middle' lies'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

middle is the middle.. no getting away with it lol

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"middle is the middle.. no getting away with it lol"

I disagree. That's the beauty of weighting.

The 'middle' might very well be off to one side or the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

left ,right .. in between,,, is the middle ...

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"left ,right .. in between,,, is the middle ..."

If only statistics were that straightforward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a 3 seat sofa, i am sitting one side, les on the other side and _nny, you in the middle. are you in the middle? or just stroking my wifes legs lol

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"i have a 3 seat sofa, i am sitting one side, les on the other side and _nny, you in the middle. are you in the middle? or just stroking my wifes legs lol "

You're using a limited spread.

Check out gap minder for serious statistical analytical tools.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont want to, i am happy with the middle ... does for me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If swinging years are like dog years im past it,,,,off to the vets,, i might no come back,

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"middle means just that, so 50 isnt middle unless your going to live to 100, so 38 would be middle aged according to national stats ...sorry folks, we are all old !!!!"

Glad someone gets the jist G

Interesting that the 50 was from a 54 yo lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I am only as old as the man I am feeling. PP get over to Fife asap!

Lol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I am only as old as the man I am feeling. PP get over to Fife asap!

Lol"

Why thank you kind lady, but i maybe heading past your way later en route to dundee

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"I am only as old as the man I am feeling. PP get over to Fife asap!

Lol

Why thank you kind lady, but i maybe heading past your way later en route to dundee

mmmmmmmmmm

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By *at n michaelCouple
over a year ago

AYRSHIRE

"Well I certainly ain't no spring chicken or no old dear so I think that makes me middle aged............and loving it!

i like women from the middle ages.."

paddy u JUST like women ...period lol lol xxxxx cat

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I am only as old as the man I am feeling. PP get over to Fife asap!

Lol

Why thank you kind lady, but i maybe heading past your way later en route to dundee

mmmmmmmmmm

Be on the bed dressed to please ready for my pit stop

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"I am only as old as the man I am feeling. PP get over to Fife asap!

Lol

Why thank you kind lady, but i maybe heading past your way later en route to dundee

mmmmmmmmmm

Be on the bed dressed to please ready for my pit stop

Lol if only!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I certainly ain't no spring chicken or no old dear so I think that makes me middle aged............and loving it!

i like women from the middle ages..

paddy u JUST like women ...period lol lol xxxxx cat"

just glad u never said "paddy u JUST like women's ...periods"!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxx

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