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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Heck is where the naughty people go, where you spend eternity being annoyed rather than tortured.

What's in heck?

I reckon remote controls that are almost out of battery, they work sometimes and not others.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Heck is where the naughty people go, where you spend eternity being annoyed rather than tortured.

What's in heck?

I reckon remote controls that are almost out of battery, they work sometimes and not others. "
what the heck ? Huh !? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys on fab with big dicks

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By *inkredibleMan
over a year ago

Livingston

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By *inkredibleMan
over a year ago

Livingston

In heck, half of the doors with push/pull written on them will be mislabeled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that say bruh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your shower has two temperature settings, burning hot or freezing cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tories,

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Your shower has two temperature settings, burning hot or freezing cold. "

That’s just all showers, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time you get out of bed, a piece of Lego is waiting right where your feet land. Where did the Lego come from? Who placed it there? Heck knows…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s full of people that don’t pick up their dog shite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You wake up desperate to pee but still really tired 20 minutes before your alarm every day.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

There will only be one square of toilet paper on the roll.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"There will only be one square of toilet paper on the roll. "

The replacement roll - is Medicated San Izal...

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"There will only be one square of toilet paper on the roll.

The replacement roll - is Medicated San Izal... "

No,no, no. I still have nightmares about that stuff from the outside school toilets.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"There will only be one square of toilet paper on the roll.

The replacement roll - is Medicated San Izal...

No,no, no. I still have nightmares about that stuff from the outside school toilets. "

Is that the tracing paper toilet paper? A thing of nightmares.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"There will only be one square of toilet paper on the roll.

The replacement roll - is Medicated San Izal...

No,no, no. I still have nightmares about that stuff from the outside school toilets.

Is that the tracing paper toilet paper? A thing of nightmares. "

Yes - shiny one side, matt the other - rectal sandpaper.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Total evil. Why?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

In heck a child always talks over important dialogue in your favourite box set.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

In Heck, all public transport will leave just seconds before you catch it

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"In Heck, all public transport will leave just seconds before you catch it"

Trains can leave up to 2 minutes early...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You get a missed call and phone them back seconds later but they never answer.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"There will only be one square of toilet paper on the roll.

The replacement roll - is Medicated San Izal...

No,no, no. I still have nightmares about that stuff from the outside school toilets.

Is that the tracing paper toilet paper? A thing of nightmares.

Yes - shiny one side, matt the other - rectal sandpaper. "

I always seemed to use the shiny side. It gave a similar meaning to skid marks. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was about heck sausages!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"There will only be one square of toilet paper on the roll.

The replacement roll - is Medicated San Izal...

No,no, no. I still have nightmares about that stuff from the outside school toilets.

Is that the tracing paper toilet paper? A thing of nightmares.

Yes - shiny one side, matt the other - rectal sandpaper.

I always seemed to use the shiny side. It gave a similar meaning to skid marks. Lol"

My sphincter clenches at the memories. TMI?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Thought this was about heck sausages!"

Are they real sausages?

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