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What one phrase totally rips your knitting on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"If you don't ask, you don't get".

Well you asked. And you got a "fuck off".

Go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much a phrase but the whole people getting nasty when they don't get a reply from a message.

Like if someone ignored you in a pub, would you go up to them and start calling them names? No? Well don't do it on here.

If you get patched take it on the chin and move on

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


""If you don't ask, you don't get".

Well you asked. And you got a "fuck off".

Go!"

I prefer shy weans dont get sweeties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I could lick you out for hours” in other words you’re shit with everything else

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

“Professional couple”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I could lick you out for hours” in other words you’re shit with everything else "

In other words you saying that to be appealing, but reality is they'll lick you til there chin gets wet off there own saliva, n think they've done a grand old job n then stick there pork dagger in ye

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Not so much a phrase but the whole people getting nasty when they don't get a reply from a message.

Like if someone ignored you in a pub, would you go up to them and start calling them names? No? Well don't do it on here.

If you get patched take it on the chin and move on "
There a few on here like that lol

I don’t bite unless you ask is one I hate lol

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Exceptional male or couple!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""If you don't ask, you don't get".

Well you asked. And you got a "fuck off".

Go!

I prefer shy weans dont get sweeties "

The Fab version is "Arseholes don't get within sniffing distance of my nani".

(She's currently pretty ripe so that's approximately 10 miles )

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Personal hygiene is a must"

FFS Of course it is, that should be a given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The claim that one can breath through their ears.

My nose works perfectly fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm discrete".

It's assumed we all don't go shouting about our exploits, if you really need to highlight it at least fucking spell it properly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profiles that have less than 5 words.

"Just ask" And when you ask there's no reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one under 5ft 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""If you don't ask, you don't get".

Well you asked. And you got a "fuck off".

Go!"

That’s the one I hate… still not getting and even LESS so after saying that

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


""I'm discrete".

It's assumed we all don't go shouting about our exploits, if you really need to highlight it at least fucking spell it properly!! "

100 times over, and then say it again for good measure. This gets my goat too.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

When you say no thanks and they say ‘shame’

Nope not for me, it’s really not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you say no thanks and they say ‘shame’

Nope not for me, it’s really not!"

Shame

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

I don’t bite unless you ask

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Fabswingers is now a publicly...

Sydney university.

FFS it's the internet where everything is freely available.

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"Not my first rodeo"

You've never had a first rodeo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry not for me, usually does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages without face pics will be deleted/ Messages must include clear face pics.

Get back into the sea!

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By *igGs19Woman
over a year ago

Castle Douglas

"I've been here before / I know how it works", congrats, you've mastered the internet forum, most of us did that in the 80s/90s

"Manners cost nothing" - the first message after a delete.

"You're a f'ckn fat cvnt anyway" - the second message after a delete... What happened to them manners then buddy?

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By *lderChick65Woman
over a year ago

my town

" is this big enough for you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't bite..unless you ask me too"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you sleeped with someon frm othr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or...

Have you had any fun from here lately?

Ehe..none of your frekn business matey.

Or..

You feeling naughty

Fuuuuuucccckkkkkkk off!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"They know who they are" well we dont so fecking spill the beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's you, or, how's your day going, does my nut in.

Discretion a must, doh!! Of course it's a given.

Genuine genuine what? Ffs.

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

I will be passing by at 12 minutes past one on Tuesday the 7th of March 2034...do you fancy some fun..

Funny reading others comments wr have an exceptional male request in our profile...oh dear guilty. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines says genuine given the amount of time wasters wanted it out there perhaps not a good move then?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I will be passing by at 12 minutes past one on Tuesday the 7th of March 2034...do you fancy some fun..

Funny reading others comments wr have an exceptional male request in our profile...oh dear guilty. Lol "

I might be 30 seconds or so early.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

‘Hey Cheeky’ or ‘babe’ or ‘missy’ or worse, ‘dear’

‘Have you been misbahaving?’ aye, I run a red light!

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I don't bite unless you ask...is that right.

Well I bite hard and dare you to tell me to stop!

Got one telling me they would poind my pussy til it bleeds...oh fuck hawd me back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you looking for on here?

That really riles my tits and it pisses them off when I say that I've been on here for 8 years and I don't fucking know anymore! Just to wind them up lol

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I don't bite unless you ask...is that right.

Well I bite hard and dare you to tell me to stop!

Got one telling me they would poind my pussy til it bleeds...oh fuck hawd me back!"

Such a good offer, why would you knock that back ffs!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Why do guys think we want ‘pounding’?

Verifications that say ‘treat them with respect’. Surely everyone should be respectful.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Meet now" takes me hours to look this cheap... no, just no..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Meet now" takes me hours to look this cheap... no, just no.. "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“What are you into?”

Cycling, golf, darts, amateur dramatics??

“Not always online”

Yep, we have a life too/ shit signal at times

“Will fill in later”

Your profile is over a year old, are you in prison?

“ ‘til next time guys!”

We both know it was a shit meet and you couldn’t get away from there as quick as possible and you will NEVER see them again

I could go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been on fabs in 9 years and these phrases sound the same as they did all those years ago

Anything with payment offered is awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples or single female profiles that are average at best and say "exceptional males only"

"Message must include face pic or will be ignored" aye okay chief, so why does none of your pics show face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its pretentious AF. Going on about stags and vixens and dom and subs or describing each other as daddy or my queen. Zzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also accounts that post the same update multiple times a week

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Also accounts that post the same update multiple times a week "

There is a regular one near me, wank buddy needed asap.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Constant song titles lol

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By *ighlander81Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

VWE only

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If its pretentious AF. Going on about stags and vixens and dom and subs or describing each other as daddy or my queen. Zzzzzzzz"

Do you prefer the more down to earth approach?

"He's a decent ride and she looks passable with her teeth in"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If its pretentious AF. Going on about stags and vixens and dom and subs or describing each other as daddy or my queen. Zzzzzzzz

Do you prefer the more down to earth approach?

"He's a decent ride and she looks passable with her teeth in" "

Hahaha teeth oot for a gummy bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also accounts that post the same update multiple times a week

There is a regular one near me, wank buddy needed asap. "

We've got one requests tattooed male for slutty mature, same update 3 or 4 times a week.

Also I'm a boob man but some pregnant woman posts daily picks of her tits.

These folk are probably great but we've blocked just to get a break from the stale updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one under 5ft 10"

You hate my wife profile then.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another...

Anything with the guy holding belts or whips or sex toys...yeah 50 shades of bullshit there mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't bite unless you ask...is that right.

Well I bite hard and dare you to tell me to stop!

Got one telling me they would poind my pussy til it bleeds...oh fuck hawd me back!"

Wow obviously one with words

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Heavy Cummers.

It is spunk no cement

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

I need to do more than just one phrase.

"Send face pic with first message or no reply" from shadow profiles with no content.

Any motivational quote from Google.

Quoting song lyrics. Equal to I have nothing original to say but want to appear insightful so I'll steal someone else's words.

"Fab my new pic if you would like to fuck me". You will never get to fuck me but I am desperate to be on the top list for pictures.

"Wow number 1 on top fab pics. Thanks guys" I'm so braw you should go look at my picture and give it more attention.

"So many messages to get through its unreal". You are a female on site with mostly men fishing with dynamite. You and every other woman have hundreds of messages daily

"Not meeting. Not chatting so don't bother or you will be blocked" pretty much only here to creep on everyone else's pictures.

"Meet" and "fab'd" I just hate the colloquialised improper grammar.

"I have heels bigger than your dick". No you don't. There is no way your ankles would support that weight in a pair of heels. You clearly wear wedges at best. Stop using clishes to sound brazen.

"Looking for a sugar daddy". What you mean is "I'm a hoor that doesn't want to get a job"

"BBC/Black men only". You mean you are racist and want to help perpetuate the only accepted racial stereotype.

"Naughty". Really? Are you a toddler?

That'll do for now

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Heavy Cummers.

It is spunk no cement "

Aye that freaks me out, I really want a jizz shower!

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"I need to do more than just one phrase.

"Send face pic with first message or no reply" from shadow profiles with no content.

Any motivational quote from Google.

Quoting song lyrics. Equal to I have nothing original to say but want to appear insightful so I'll steal someone else's words.

"Fab my new pic if you would like to fuck me". You will never get to fuck me but I am desperate to be on the top list for pictures.

"Wow number 1 on top fab pics. Thanks guys" I'm so braw you should go look at my picture and give it more attention.

"So many messages to get through its unreal". You are a female on site with mostly men fishing with dynamite. You and every other woman have hundreds of messages daily

"Not meeting. Not chatting so don't bother or you will be blocked" pretty much only here to creep on everyone else's pictures.

"Meet" and "fab'd" I just hate the colloquialised improper grammar.

"I have heels bigger than your dick". No you don't. There is no way your ankles would support that weight in a pair of heels. You clearly wear wedges at best. Stop using clishes to sound brazen.

"Looking for a sugar daddy". What you mean is "I'm a hoor that doesn't want to get a job"

"BBC/Black men only". You mean you are racist and want to help perpetuate the only accepted racial stereotype.

"Naughty". Really? Are you a toddler?

That'll do for now"

I wish I could edit the post to fix the spelling mistakes made when typing too quickly with chunky thumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When folk go into huge rants with _nverted commas flying everywhere and it’s full of spelling mistakes

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Been here before, know how it works

If that is the case why is your profile and your messaging technique so awful?

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By *D67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

How r u?

Feckin txt speak!!

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By *lasgow75777Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

“I’m clean”

As opposed to smelling like a tramp’s gooch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting song lyrics as a status update

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"How r u?

Feckin txt speak!!"

Is this irony?

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

dd


"Heavy Cummers.

It is spunk no cement

Aye that freaks me out, I really want a jizz shower!"

If thays what your after i highly reccomend the new Jackass movie.

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

“Can I ask you a question?”

Always seems to confuse when I point out that they just did.

My absolute pet hate though is “nawty”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when someone is 100+ miles away and then say "I would travel for a bit of you" like yeah whatever no you won't.

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By *loki the BoatbuilderMan
over a year ago

Kattegat

'Drop of a hat'

knitting ripped, need to get a new hat

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Not looking for single guys" lol

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By *oyeur 777Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I'm deleting this now"

Then still on here forever after.

Just delete it will you, no one will care otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How r u?

Feckin txt speak!!"

Isnt txt text speak

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By *lut Sara and bobCouple
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

...I can play straight.... when we remind guys we don't play with bi men.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You know who you are"

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"How r u?

Feckin txt speak!!

Isnt txt text speak "

As is 'feckin' surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm more than one…

Wants you to be “discreet” = that applies to them only, wants to know everyone else’s business

“No drama” = causes awww the drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that refers to sex as fun Fancy some fun, do you like good fun, up for naughty fun etc

My Living and Growing teacher always said "if you're not mature enough to say sex you're not mature enough to be having sex" and she was right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also on verifications there should be an algorithm blocking the phrase "I won't go into too much detail"

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Eeek I can’t just pick one phrase. There’s soooo many.

What you wearing?

What you into?

Can we chat?

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

On a couple's profile, when it continually says,

"Male half looking for a meet".

Never seems to be both of them looking???

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By *heticklybitMan
over a year ago

EK / NL

I hate, "Come say hi".

Ignores every message they receive.

Or people who fish for comments then ignore them

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

The latest one for me is “Fab to fuck”

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By *ouple4832Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

'Fill this in later' on a two year old profile

The whole Sydney University thing is hilarious also. You're on the Internet, the moment you have content you're fair game....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Passing your way later, fancy some fun?”

Or “here for work” lol x

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Heavy cummer - makes me feel like he’s going to make a plaster cast out of me!

I’m a photographer - aye ok

Can I ask you a question - you just did!

I’m in your area I’ll just nip round - nope just nope!

Can I breed you - wtf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heavy cummer - makes me feel like he’s going to make a plaster cast out of me!

I’m a photographer - aye ok

Can I ask you a question - you just did!

I’m in your area I’ll just nip round - nope just nope!

Can I breed you - wtf!

"

Oh I agree, the breeding one too lol

Also hate how people assume with you being online that you are sitting ready and waiting for a meet immediately lol xx

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By *ood You KindlyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

“Fab if you’d fuck me”

“Knows exactly what he / she wants”

“Exceptional males only”

“Till next time”

“No pics because of my job”

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Are you "dressed"

Aye, I am sitting here wi a 10" dildo up my arse just gagging for your cock.

Or anything that's looking for "Mommy" or "Daddy".

The word "Hun". Just no...

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

Any middle aged man who says yummy drives me mad

What's nawty about ffs

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

"My profile says I'm straight but I am bi". They go quiet when we say that we will both fck them first before any other contact with me (Mrs), sorts the men from the boys. Embrace your sexuality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung.....

What crime did you commit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot sex please

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hot sex please "

Aye like you ever get asked that

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Hot sex please

Aye like you ever get asked that "

Bad chance of that now with the cost of gas and electricity.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

“Oh well, your loss”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It is what it is "..very annoying term or.." I tell you what it is..what is is " like I could care..both annoying but only trumped by " what are YOUS up too" anyone using the YOUS word is quickly ignored ?! Rant over.

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By *cotsman269Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"" It is what it is "..very annoying term or.." I tell you what it is..what is is " like I could care..both annoying but only trumped by " what are YOUS up too" anyone using the YOUS word is quickly ignored ?! Rant over."

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"" It is what it is "..very annoying term or.." I tell you what it is..what is is " like I could care..both annoying but only trumped by " what are YOUS up too" anyone using the YOUS word is quickly ignored ?! Rant over."

I get what you mean with yous. But I'm sure it's an old Scots word, so I cut them a bit of slack if the rest of the grammar and punctuation is okay.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"" It is what it is "..very annoying term or.." I tell you what it is..what is is " like I could care..both annoying but only trumped by " what are YOUS up too" anyone using the YOUS word is quickly ignored ?! Rant over.

I get what you mean with yous. But I'm sure it's an old Scots word, so I cut them a bit of slack if the rest of the grammar and punctuation is okay. "

If you search on YouTube for "Marc Jennings: Scottish Phrases" there's a brill sketch involving the word "Yous"

Mandy

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"" It is what it is "..very annoying term or.." I tell you what it is..what is is " like I could care..both annoying but only trumped by " what are YOUS up too" anyone using the YOUS word is quickly ignored ?! Rant over.

I get what you mean with yous. But I'm sure it's an old Scots word, so I cut them a bit of slack if the rest of the grammar and punctuation is okay.

If you search on YouTube for "Marc Jennings: Scottish Phrases" there's a brill sketch involving the word "Yous"

Mandy"

I will do.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Aww are you shy? (After ignoring and deleting the second message)- nope, can't be arsed replying to yer pish messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’m a heavy cummer” and spelt like that. Am I the only women who feels that is only appealing to other men?! So confused on this

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"“I’m a heavy cummer” and spelt like that. Am I the only women who feels that is only appealing to other men?! So confused on this "

Similar to this, people with statuses containing the words Hornee, Horni, and in one case Horn-knee.

Yes we know what they mean, but didn't the autocorrect sort it for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I’m a heavy cummer” and spelt like that. Am I the only women who feels that is only appealing to other men?! So confused on this

Similar to this, people with statuses containing the words Hornee, Horni, and in one case Horn-knee.

Yes we know what they mean, but didn't the autocorrect sort it for you?"

Agree Mandy or “adult fun” gives me the ick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww are you shy? (After ignoring and deleting the second message)- nope, can't be arsed replying to yer pish messages."

Just tell them that then, then block him!

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By *ilthyOnesCouple
over a year ago

galashiels

Hi I know you don’t want single men BUT…

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By *mmsiebeeCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ex-Rugby player or Ex-Military.... and?

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By *pank-me-harderWoman
over a year ago

close to leven


"Aww are you shy? (After ignoring and deleting the second message)- nope, can't be arsed replying to yer pish messages."

Spot on !

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

In verifications "treat her with respect guys".

Aww really? Here was me going through my entire life treating people like shit until I read a paragraph of text detailing every aecual act you did with a woman then warned everyone to "treat her with respect". What happened to not "kissing and telling" as a sign of respect?

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine


"Ex-Rugby player or Ex-Military.... and? "

exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Fab: "Professional couple/man/woman" - didn't realise this was an employment option.

IRL: "cheap at half the price!" - of course it fucking is!

"That's your mum letting you know she's there" (when a white feather appears at a graveyard, or not long after someone passes) - what, is she a bird now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See this on a few verifications

“She took it like a champ”

Aye, okay.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

New profiles that say - I'm a xx year old woman and I'm looking to meet men.

No photos then goes away and oops up next week. (constipated face)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No reply and no block even though you have read what was said and are still online , (so annoying like are you interested or not ??? )

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine


"See this on a few verifications

“She took it like a champ”

Aye, okay. "

or 'takes a massive cock well'

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By *oulou0974Woman
over a year ago

Inverness

Naughty or even worse nawty!!! Hate those words in a sexual context.

Been messaged a few times “are you a naughty lady” boke !!!

Don’t like sex being referred to as “fun” either, the “looking for fun” “ any fun to be had” statuses/ messages get right on my tits!!!

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Naughty or even worse nawty!!! Hate those words in a sexual context.

Been messaged a few times “are you a naughty lady” boke !!!

Don’t like sex being referred to as “fun” either, the “looking for fun” “ any fun to be had” statuses/ messages get right on my tits!!!"

“are you a naughty lady”

Well I once typed 5318008 on a calculator and left it for all to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No reply and no block even though you have read what was said and are still online , (so annoying like are you interested or not ??? ) "

That’s a no, imagine your at a bar, you ask a women if she’d like a drink, she just looks at you then looks away, she’s heard you. You take the turn as a no and leave her in the pub so do the same here. It’s a no, onwards and onto the next victim buddy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No reply and no block even though you have read what was said and are still online , (so annoying like are you interested or not ??? ) "

If you don't even get a "No thank you", then you are most definitely dinghyed.

Do not pass Go.

Do not collect £200.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“No face pic no reply “

0 photos on profile

Or “read my profile before messaging me”

Profile text is more or less blank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you get a site supporters pass? !!!

NAW am no paying ya tight arsed feck.

Face pic when no pics

Ppl not getting photo verified either fake or illiterate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read my profile

That annoys me when I have and still get accused of not reading it.

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By *nubis282Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

Slightly hypocritical given what's in my profile but:

'been here before and know the score'

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Found a new one, that's a sorta progression on an older one.

I've seen this on 3 profiles in the last few days;

"Please include a facial pic with every message, or we'll forget who you are".

Gee, thanks for making me feel really special before I even say Hello. lol

I suppose the easiest option to do is to just send the same facial pic with every message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""If you don't ask, you don't get".

Well you asked. And you got a "fuck off".

Go!"

"Not my first rodeo" .. seems to be the in thing to say ... Alongside "jog on" .. I don't jog so won't be "jogging on" ... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read my profile

That annoys me when I have and still get accused of not reading it. "

Yep agree too. Some people are pre programmed to scrutinise your message ready to fire that back at you as their number 1 thought process rather than actually take in what you are saying in your message. Shows a complete lack of intellect ...

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

'Looking for like minded people' but they really mean people with a liberal attitude to sex.

Surely 'like minded' means so much more such as shared world view and attitudes to life, shared interests and hobbies and so on.

Many of these people can't then chat about anything much other than sex and include many of the things already stated in this thread.

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By *ide em cowgirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

“Wanna fuck now?”followed by well I’m actually not free now then 50 dick pics.

“I’m passing through your area” keep going please.

“I’m in my truck” then picture of a pile of cash.

“How kinky are you?”

“I will give you a best time of your life” why set yourself up to fail like that.

Oh and my all time fav “What you into?”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slightly hypocritical given what's in my profile but:

'been here before and know the score' "

They're usually the type who moan like fuck about not getting replies...."I thought you knew the score pal?"

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

'Up for anything'..then when you ask them if they fancy a night of scrabble and horlicks they say not interested.

"Won't say no to anything" then when asked for a meet they say...no"

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By *un-shineWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"No pics on profile because of my job"...

We all have jobs

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"No reply and no block even though you have read what was said and are still online , (so annoying like are you interested or not ??? )

That’s a no, imagine your at a bar, you ask a women if she’d like a drink, she just looks at you then looks away, she’s heard you. You take the turn as a no and leave her in the pub so do the same here. It’s a no, onwards and onto the next victim buddy!"

Extremely rude no but a no all the same

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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"" It is what it is "..very annoying term or.." I tell you what it is..what is is " like I could care..both annoying but only trumped by " what are YOUS up too" anyone using the YOUS word is quickly ignored ?! Rant over.

I get what you mean with yous. But I'm sure it's an old Scots word, so I cut them a bit of slack if the rest of the grammar and punctuation is okay. "

We never cut anyone slack for using ‘yous’ or worse ‘use’. It’s usually followed by ‘Am Joe’ when they spell like they speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No reply and no block even though you have read what was said and are still online , (so annoying like are you interested or not ??? )

That’s a no, imagine your at a bar, you ask a women if she’d like a drink, she just looks at you then looks away, she’s heard you. You take the turn as a no and leave her in the pub so do the same here. It’s a no, onwards and onto the next victim buddy!

Extremely rude no but a no all the same"

Not something I’d do, just letting him know it’s a no. Think all the “muthers” avoid him

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By *nergiser_bunny001Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sorry you are outside the users age range !

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"No reply and no block even though you have read what was said and are still online , (so annoying like are you interested or not ??? )

That’s a no, imagine your at a bar, you ask a women if she’d like a drink, she just looks at you then looks away, she’s heard you. You take the turn as a no and leave her in the pub so do the same here. It’s a no, onwards and onto the next victim buddy!

Extremely rude no but a no all the same

Not something I’d do, just letting him know it’s a no. Think all the “muthers” avoid him "

I meant the real world scenario you gave was extremely rude.

He is just clueless or ignorant. I don't understand the "muthers" reference

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By *oucancall me sirMan
over a year ago

borders

Professional. As all jobs are professions like carers joiner plumbers seamstress builders drivers . But hey I'm a professional I wear a suit shirt and tie and sit behind a desk and most likly order others about . Oh and the bin men .great job done guys .

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By *ishbashBosh6969Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

* been here before * no one gives a fuck.

And no pic no reply. To a profile with no pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not a phrase so I’m cheating.

I detest seeing couples with the females face in the public photos. Why put your partner at risk like that, reckless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not a phrase so I’m cheating.

I detest seeing couples with the females face in the public photos. Why put your partner at risk like that, reckless"

Its scarey, there's some new accounts come on and you wonder "you realise everyone can see that right?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messages without face pics will be deleted/ Messages must include clear face pics.

Get back into the sea! "

Especially when there isn't a sniff of a face pic on show from them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Wanna fuck now?”followed by well I’m actually not free now then 50 dick pics.

“I’m passing through your area” keep going please.

“I’m in my truck” then picture of a pile of cash.

“How kinky are you?”

“I will give you a best time of your life” why set yourself up to fail like that.

Oh and my all time fav “What you into?” "

These actually made me cringe haha

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By *ipserviceCoolMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can't stand people asking for a face pic,but don't show you their face, drives me nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with the word naughty, what we going to go shop lifting or chap on peoples doors and run away ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for all the messages but I'm not looking to speak to anyone new... Just my friends.....

Turn message filters on then save me reading your stupid ass status every day!!!!

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By *llan seriousMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Text speak and an unforgivable lack of punctuation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Text speak and an unforgivable lack of punctuation. "

Absofreakinglutely. When every phone and/or computer comes with spell check, there's really no need for it!

Text speak; we did it in the days of old when you got charged per sms and had a character limit! You don't have either any more!

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Found a new one I've spotted a lot of in the last week or so. It probably comes down to people not updating their profiles however.

It's the text "New to scene" but their profile signed up "Over a year ago".

I'd say you're past being new then.

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

Not a phrase but pictures with "fab if you would lick my pussy?" Or such like on them, like how fucking needy are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where they have copied the Facebook disclaimer, and swapped it for fabswingers.

You agree to the sites terms and conditions when you sign up. Posting a disclaimer afterwards (even a good one) does not mean you are no longer bound by their terms and conditions.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"I need to do more than just one phrase.

"I have heels bigger than your dick". No you don't. There is no way your ankles would support that weight in a pair of heels. You clearly wear wedges at best. Stop using clishes to sound brazen "

Hoy... I have got heels bigger than most dicks and I am a skinny ma'linky tooo ya bugger..

Nothing better than to toy with a little tinkle under the heel of my boots....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional couple.

When they turned up and it wasn't Bodie and Doyle I was very disappointed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *erlins5Man
over a year ago

South Fife


"Constant song titles lol "

Cryptic status updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BBC ONLY". Whats wrong with the other channels..??

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By *ighlander80884Man
over a year ago

Inverness

"rips your knitting"

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By *eejsCouple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

It's just me she's working tonight/today

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By *ightimefun2Couple
over a year ago

stirling

Great at massage. Ur ye aye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heavy Cummers.

It is spunk no cement "

This is hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a profile reguarly appear to be "looking to meet" but quite clearly like the attention it gets them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people use the word "horny" instead of sexy or hot.

Eg. "Looking for horny meets"

"Damn that's horny"

Obviously they were fucking horny or it wouldn't have happened

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Constant song titles lol

Cryptic status updates "
Guilty as charged … what’s my punishment ?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Constant song titles lol

Cryptic status updates Guilty as charged … what’s my punishment ? "

A spanking. Bend over and push your arse in the air.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Constant song titles lol

Cryptic status updates Guilty as charged … what’s my punishment ?

A spanking. Bend over and push your arse in the air. "
behave you

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Constant song titles lol

Cryptic status updates Guilty as charged … what’s my punishment ?

A spanking. Bend over and push your arse in the air. behave you "

Moi! I always behave.

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By *larkandlois14Couple
over a year ago

Clydebank

Curvy

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By *woformorefunCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

The “don’t mess her/them about” in verifications. Sound like absolute bell ends saying that. Cheese fest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight" men who've had more cock in their gub than I have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Straight" men who've had more cock in their gub than I have

"

Maybe you need to try everything once to know if you don't like it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not debating that at all - I'm a big bi lassie here, just mean when they fib they are 100% straight dont get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not debating that at all - I'm a big bi lassie here, just mean when they fib they are 100% straight dont get it"

Got ye .

Telling porkies about being partial to the pork sword. Just daft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork sword ..

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By *erlins5Man
over a year ago

South Fife


"Constant song titles lol

Cryptic status updates Guilty as charged … what’s my punishment ? "

Mmmmm wait and see

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By *nverMan
over a year ago

....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun

What's all this bollocks about being "professional"? That sort of pretentious shite really boils my pish.

Seriously, who gives a fuck if you're a lawyer, a rat catcher or a binman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's all this bollocks about being "professional"? That sort of pretentious shite really boils my pish.

Seriously, who gives a fuck if you're a lawyer, a rat catcher or a binman?

"

You're awfy wound up for 7.40 on a Friday morning

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By *nverMan
over a year ago

....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun


"What's all this bollocks about being "professional"? That sort of pretentious shite really boils my pish.

Seriously, who gives a fuck if you're a lawyer, a rat catcher or a binman?

You're awfy wound up for 7.40 on a Friday morning "

I'm sure you could calm me down, Muff dearest

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