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By *uiet_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near

I think I just sent mine. she probably thinks I’m nut

I hope you see the funny side of this but I was going to message you and say prefer my women with a Willy but I’ve been told the way I say it doesn’t come across well on text. So… aye

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By *idas ManMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I don’t get weird ones from women thankfully, but a guy did message and say “I’d love to hold your balls”……

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By *uiet_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near


"I don’t get weird ones from women thankfully, but a guy did message and say “I’d love to hold your balls”…… "

Nah that’s what I sent. Haha I’m losing the plot I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably up there for me on the weird list was the guy who sent me

"I'd love to p*ss in your c*nt"

That was his opening line

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I think I'm missing out on something. I don't get wierd messages let alone wierd first ones.

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By *uiet_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near


"Probably up there for me on the weird list was the guy who sent me

"I'd love to p*ss in your c*nt"

That was his opening line "

Haha what a beauty

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Had a guy message me asking to seduce his mum and let him watch

Some people have some weird wanking material I'll give them that.

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By *idas ManMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Probably up there for me on the weird list was the guy who sent me

"I'd love to p*ss in your c*nt"

That was his opening line "

Smooth-talking bastard lol

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow (for now)

I had some one message saying "Would you wear waders for me and stand on my back"

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By *uiet_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near


"I had some one message saying "Would you wear waders for me and stand on my back"

"

What the hell are those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a guy message me asking to seduce his mum and let him watch

Some people have some weird wanking material I'll give them that."

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had some one message saying "Would you wear waders for me and stand on my back"

"

Thats too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had some one message saying "Would you wear waders for me and stand on my back"

What the hell are those

"

What fishermen wear - the long waterproof dungaree type things lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yrs ago..

Will you go on cam and watch me put a can up my bum.

And more recently would you be willing to wear jodhpurs and let me lick your toes

Those and the usual can I buy you underwear and all I have to do is send pics of me wearing it.

No to all the above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few asking if they could "spunk" on my shiny leggings.

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By *uiet_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near


"Had a few asking if they could "spunk" on my shiny leggings. "

Those leggings that are the same height as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few asking if they could "spunk" on my shiny leggings. "
to be fair..they are really shiny tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bread guy will always win for me.

Asked me if he could send me two loaves of bread, one for me to keep and the other for me to chew and spit back into the bag then post it to him to ‘devour’. Kindly offered to provide the postage costs too.

For once I was stuck for words, 10 mins later he emailed again with words I won’t ever forget :

“or perhaps I could tempt you with a bagel”

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la


"The bread guy will always win for me.

Asked me if he could send me two loaves of bread, one for me to keep and the other for me to chew and spit back into the bag then post it to him to ‘devour’. Kindly offered to provide the postage costs too.

For once I was stuck for words, 10 mins later he emailed again with words I won’t ever forget :

“or perhaps I could tempt you with a bagel” "

I had the bread guy too! Claimed he had some sort of saliva fetish. He never offered me a bagel though

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I had bread guy too. One of my few wtf moments on here

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

In response to a kiss, fuck or slather in chocolate and lick it off thread I started I received a message from a couple down south saying, "torture" when I replied thank you and why, when that wasn't one-off the options they replied" because that was the only thing they could think off which wouldn't involve touching me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had bread guy too. One of my few wtf moments on here"

I want naan of that, he sounds kneady

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By *range lilyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I had bread guy too. One of my few wtf moments on here

I want naan of that, he sounds kneady "

Hahaha you win, I want naan of that hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy offer to introduce me to famous kpop stars if I would accompany him to an event to make his ex jealous

Never listened to kpop in my life so couldn't give a flying feck what celebs he thought he could introduce me to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bread guy will always win for me.

Asked me if he could send me two loaves of bread, one for me to keep and the other for me to chew and spit back into the bag then post it to him to ‘devour’. Kindly offered to provide the postage costs too.

For once I was stuck for words, 10 mins later he emailed again with words I won’t ever forget :

“or perhaps I could tempt you with a bagel”

I had the bread guy too! Claimed he had some sort of saliva fetish. He never offered me a bagel though "

There’s been the bread guy and then the shoe guy in Manchester. Now to confess I didn’t get the message, it was my friend.

Offered her money and a free pair of trainers if she would squirt in a pair and send them. I was begging her to do it as I wanted to pish in them but she didn’t do it.

Oddly though, I did spot her with new trainiees later that week….kidding kidding, she wears crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had bread guy too. One of my few wtf moments on here

I want naan of that, he sounds kneady

Hahaha you win, I want naan of that hahahaha"

I’m sure things will PAN oot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a guy message me asking to seduce his mum and let him watch

Some people have some weird wanking material I'll give them that.

Jesus "

Was it Jesus? Always knew he was a weirdo!

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I did get one asking if I would cut his dick off

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By *uiet_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near

I’ve been asking weird ones lately

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

More strange than weird, but I used to chat to a woman on here who would always start her message with a random number.

I tried to see if there was any pattern to it, but couldn't notice anything.

It wasn't as if she'd send ones that were sequential, then suddenly jump numbers, they seemed to be totally random.

It also wasn't a word or character count, as some times it would just be a single digit.

I never asked her what it meant, and she ended up neeting a guy from Newcastle and moved to live with him. Her profile went UNLOS a few months after that.

Mandy

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By *lexixCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Travellin aroon


"More strange than weird, but I used to chat to a woman on here who would always start her message with a random number.

I tried to see if there was any pattern to it, but couldn't notice anything.

It wasn't as if she'd send ones that were sequential, then suddenly jump numbers, they seemed to be totally random.

It also wasn't a word or character count, as some times it would just be a single digit.

I never asked her what it meant, and she ended up neeting a guy from Newcastle and moved to live with him. Her profile went UNLOS a few months after that.

Mandy"

If you adde them all together did it add up to 69 or pehaps 42

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

I had a guy ask me to roleplay as his sister

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife


"I had a guy ask me to roleplay as his sister "

thats strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a guy asking if I had had sex with a girl called Lucy Roberts or something. When I said no, he kept asking if I was sure. Very strange.

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By *opperKinksWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've had a couple of marriage proposals...

And someone keeps asking me to pee in a glass and make him drink it. Pretty sure I block him though so either its multiple people or multiple accounts... watersports is one thing but that's another! A bit forward for a first message I think!

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Not the weirdest

Someone messaged me... Hi babe, I'm ugly.

*speechless*

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I had a guy ask me to roleplay as his sister "

You’re lucky, I’ve been asked to roleplay as a mum, to a 40 something year old man!

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