FabSwingers.com forum: Dogging Etiquette

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It exists! So I suggest some of the gay guys looking to do it use it. This morning I stopped at a known dogging spot - at night but during the day there’s dog walkers. Sitting eating my lunch when guy pulls up next to me. Not a single bit of eye contact / acknowledgment fuck all. Next thing he’s out pulling the head off it next to my car in broad day light. I ask him what the fuck is he doing and he has the cheek to ask me what the fuck am I doing?!

I’m all for females and couples but guys aren’t my think, still each to their own. All I’m saying is at least check the car next to you knows what you’re up to before pulling your plonker oot.

You’ll end up on the sex offenders register pal.

On that matter who knows what the etiquette is?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It exists! So I suggest some of the gay guys looking to do it use it. This morning I stopped at a known dogging spot - at night but during the day there’s dog walkers. Sitting eating my lunch when guy pulls up next to me. Not a single bit of eye contact / acknowledgment fuck all. Next thing he’s out pulling the head off it next to my car in broad day light. I ask him what the fuck is he doing and he has the cheek to ask me what the fuck am I doing?!

You’ll end up on the sex offenders register pal.

On that matter who knows what the etiquette is?! Lol

What was for lunch anyway?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ham and egg sub roll. There was an optional flaccid chipolata that I passed on.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot "

He was really really hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did say it was during the day when its for dog walkers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s a quiet spot plus I never said it was a gay dogging spot and it definitely isn’t.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Probably best to just eat your lunch at your desk in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you have for your lunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Starting to think I shouldn’t have mentioned lunch. Maybe just went with some arsehole tried to post his cock through my car window unannounced in broad day light.

But yeah each my lunch at my desk is a smashing idea

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket

You’ll end up on the sex offenders register pal.

On that matter who knows what the etiquette is?! Lol

I think the etiquette is 'it's ok to knock one out in your motor if the gay or bisexual bloke in the motor next to you is eating his lunch.' Chance in a million eh?

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

You’ll end up on the sex offenders register pal.

On that matter who knows what the etiquette is?! Lol

Taking your phone out, take a picture and say you are sending to the police soon shifts em.

Had it a few times myself, parked at car parks used at night where in broad daylight, car pulls up, door opens to show a guy pulling it off.

I could be anybody and not right without prior consent, especially as not my type..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting to think I shouldn’t have mentioned lunch. Maybe just went with some arsehole tried to post his cock through my car window unannounced in broad day light.

But yeah each my lunch at my desk is a smashing idea "
well you should have said that in the first place ffs, some weirdos about

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Starting to think I shouldn’t have mentioned lunch. Maybe just went with some arsehole tried to post his cock through my car window unannounced in broad day light.

But yeah each my lunch at my desk is a smashing idea "

Aye a wee seat at your desk with a tomato cuppa soup and broken mini cheddars to mix through like croutons, with a kit kat for afters, that would be nice.

And at least you can go to HR if anybody gets their boabbie out next to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If that’s your setup for lunch then you probably deserve getting ready bagged at your desk- HR would agree.

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By *raigyboy1974Man
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Ooh, must pop to this mystery location with my lunch sometime!

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By *easertam4Man
over a year ago

Kilsyth

i left a company two years ago after 30 years, so its safe to say i had no secrets and was part of the bricks. The very Very straight laced alpha male union convenor asked me to take part in an investigation into exactly what you are describing. A you_g couple were sitting in palacerigg having a fish supper when one of our guys attempted to add his own version of tartare sauce. it was hilarious for me , but the young scribe was in bits and the union convenor really struggled to fulfil the role of protecting his employee. safe to say dogging etiquette isn't on my cv, but I'll never forget the chat and the faces of those involved. he ended up at airdrie sherif Court. My summary was that dogging has to be kinda arranged and have a bit of consent. Fucking hilarious, thanks for bringing this memory back to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot "

Free mayo! I mean, there is a cost of living crisis going on and every little helps

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

Aucht these things never happen to me but then I don't make a habit of peering into other people's cars. Maybe I should start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The zones are blurred many known areas are used for both activities from all sexualities.

Unfortunately there some guys who just assume because you are there then it ok. These idiots scare of couples and rusk getting a sore face from a well aimed jab. They also risk approaching innocent parties and getting in serious bother that will change your life forever.

There is no manners now you surely need to at least get a positive acknowledgement before play.

The risk of a visit to a court increase when you just start randomly playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably best to just eat your lunch at your desk in future "

He should be able to eat his lunch wherever he likes in a public place without fear of being confronted by a pork sword.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot "

This

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot

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Why wouldn't he?

He has more reason to be there than those looking for sexual encounters!!

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot "

Loads of people eat lunch in their cars at car parks.

Remember that it's a public carpark and people visit them for a whole load of reasons

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot

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Why wouldn't he?

He has more reason to be there than those looking for sexual encounters!!

That’s true,

However the OP stopped for lunch at a known dogging location surely there was a risk of that?

I’m surprised the OP was offended,

Would he be offended if it was some guy wanking while his wife was opening her legs, when he seeks Couples?

Naaahhhhh, I would presume he would have started wanking too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot

Loads of people eat lunch in their cars at car parks.

Remember that it's a public carpark and people visit them for a whole load of reasons"

I always think this about people who innocently have a pampas grass in their garden, a pineapple in their trolley just because they like pineapple or an ankle bracelet just because it’s pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot

Loads of people eat lunch in their cars at car parks.

Remember that it's a public carpark and people visit them for a whole load of reasons

I always think this about people who innocently have a pampas grass in their garden, a pineapple in their trolley just because they like pineapple or an ankle bracelet just because it’s pretty

I put on a wee ankle bracelet last time I was heading on a night out. Mr clocked it and shook his head.

So I took it off incase I encountered the same kind of nutter who thinks it's appropriate to whip his knob out when you're tucking into your ploughman's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot

Loads of people eat lunch in their cars at car parks.

Remember that it's a public carpark and people visit them for a whole load of reasons

I always think this about people who innocently have a pampas grass in their garden, a pineapple in their trolley just because they like pineapple or an ankle bracelet just because it’s pretty

I put on a wee ankle bracelet last time I was heading on a night out. Mr clocked it and shook his head.

So I took it off incase I encountered the same kind of nutter who thinks it's appropriate to whip his knob out when you're tucking into your ploughman's."

ohhh a ploughman’s pickle might be code for something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot

Loads of people eat lunch in their cars at car parks.

Remember that it's a public carpark and people visit them for a whole load of reasons

I always think this about people who innocently have a pampas grass in their garden, a pineapple in their trolley just because they like pineapple or an ankle bracelet just because it’s pretty

I put on a wee ankle bracelet last time I was heading on a night out. Mr clocked it and shook his head.

So I took it off incase I encountered the same kind of nutter who thinks it's appropriate to whip his knob out when you're tucking into your ploughman's.

ohhh a ploughman’s pickle might be code for something

You've tickled a few pickles in yer time Lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot

Loads of people eat lunch in their cars at car parks.

Remember that it's a public carpark and people visit them for a whole load of reasons

I always think this about people who innocently have a pampas grass in their garden, a pineapple in their trolley just because they like pineapple or an ankle bracelet just because it’s pretty

I put on a wee ankle bracelet last time I was heading on a night out. Mr clocked it and shook his head.

So I took it off incase I encountered the same kind of nutter who thinks it's appropriate to whip his knob out when you're tucking into your ploughman's.

ohhh a ploughman’s pickle might be code for something

You've tickled a few pickles in yer time Lady

mebbe in the bedroom with the peacock feather

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By *uiet_69Man
over a year ago

Near

I’d really need to read up on it. Sounds like their is severe rules to be advised on with a lawyer. I’m shit scared of Dogging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot

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Why wouldn't he?

He has more reason to be there than those looking for sexual encounters!!

That’s true,

However the OP stopped for lunch at a known dogging location surely there was a risk of that?

I’m surprised the OP was offended,

Would he be offended if it was some guy wanking while his wife was opening her legs, when he seeks Couples?

Naaahhhhh, I would presume he would have started wanking too.

Think you’re missing the point. Which is use a bit of fucking common sense and check them in the car next to you are there for what you think before getting your cock out. It’s broad day light in a car park used Joe bloggs walking there dog etc. as per my original post - you’ll get yourself on the sex offenders register.

Whether it’s up my street is by the by… that said… if there was a couple at it then I’d have been less offended yes

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot

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Why wouldn't he?

He has more reason to be there than those looking for sexual encounters!!

That’s true,

However the OP stopped for lunch at a known dogging location surely there was a risk of that?

I’m surprised the OP was offended,

Would he be offended if it was some guy wanking while his wife was opening her legs, when he seeks Couples?

Naaahhhhh, I would presume he would have started wanking too.

Whether it’s up my street is by the by… that said… if there was a couple at it then I’d have been less offended yes

So, the moral of the story is, you where offended by the guy wanking known to you as a dogging location but had it been a couple or a female you would have been less offended.

Bet you’re glad it wasn’t the latter, if you had been invited to join you would have been on the sex offenders list too kid

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

"Why would a straight guy choose to eat his lunch in his car at a well known gay dogging spot

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Why wouldn't he?

He has more reason to be there than those looking for sexual encounters!!

That’s true,

However the OP stopped for lunch at a known dogging location surely there was a risk of that?

I’m surprised the OP was offended,

Would he be offended if it was some guy wanking while his wife was opening her legs, when he seeks Couples?

Naaahhhhh, I would presume he would have started wanking too.

So do I..

Nice country locations but I do not go there for any other reason in the day.

If that's what others are doing there then they should be more discreet about it..

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A few questions.

1. Did you have your cock out while you were "eating your lunch".

2. Was your lunch a long sub roll?

3. Were you leisurely eating hot dogs in a suggestive manner?

4. Were you displaying a long Chocolate Eclair dripping with cream on top of your dashboard?

5. Did you get out of your car, accidentally drop your keys and bend over while wearing a tight-fitting sailor suit and white bell-bottoms while your car stereo merrily cranked out Jimmy Sommerville's Greatest Hits?

I'm not blaming the OP it is just that sometimes people might pick up on the smallest details and get the wrong idea.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"A few questions.

1. Did you have your cock out while you were "eating your lunch".

2. Was your lunch a long sub roll?

3. Were you leisurely eating hot dogs in a suggestive manner?

4. Were you displaying a long Chocolate Eclair dripping with cream on top of your dashboard?

I'm not blaming the OP it is just that sometimes people might pick up on the smallest details and get the wrong idea."

Buckelt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never did tell us where this dogging site is, we need to know where to avoid while having a picnic.

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By *ilthyOnesCouple
over a year ago

galashiels

I take this story and raise you…. I drove through one of these said locations in the middle of the day, just a few weeks ago.. and I shit you not there was a young gentleman wearing a cami top, neon spandex cami top I may add.. rainbow knee length socks and yep you guessed it. Gimp mask… he was sitting on the front of his car pulling his head off and looking like he was living his best life!!! Absolutely outstanding

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