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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?" ............ so where, exactly, is your husband? | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? ............ so where, exactly, is your husband?" I dunno with your mrs maybe ? | |||
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"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up. Orange juice and toast, ta very much. "bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised  | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? ............ so where, exactly, is your husband? I dunno with your mrs maybe ?" I hope not. I never imagined the undertaker hadn't buried her deep enough to deter a Fabster's spouse. | |||
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"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up. Orange juice and toast, ta very much. bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised "No chance - you'll only get crumbs on the sheets!! | |||
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"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up. Orange juice and toast, ta very much. bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised
No chance - you'll only get crumbs on the sheets!!"im more worried about the eggs getting fertilised | |||
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"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up. Orange juice and toast, ta very much. bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised
No chance - you'll only get crumbs on the sheets!!"Sheets? That's a bit posh for Fab. | |||
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"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up. Orange juice and toast, ta very much. bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised
No chance - you'll only get crumbs on the sheets!!
Sheets? That's a bit posh for Fab."close the door on the way out will ya | |||
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"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up. Orange juice and toast, ta very much. bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised
No chance - you'll only get crumbs on the sheets!!
Sheets? That's a bit posh for Fab.
close the door on the way out will ya "Too late, the cuddy has bolted. | |||
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"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up. Orange juice and toast, ta very much. bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised
No chance - you'll only get crumbs on the sheets!!
Sheets? That's a bit posh for Fab.
close the door on the way out will ya
Too late, the cuddy has bolted."Great next  | |||
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"ah couldnae believe how well my big cock fitted between your tits.......lets try that again xx"did you just fart | |||
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"ah couldnae believe how well my big cock fitted between your tits.......lets try that again xxdid you just fart "Well all you need to know about me Darling is I like my bacon crispy in the morning | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? ............ so where, exactly, is your husband?I dunno with your mrs maybe ?" Lmfao class  | |||
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"Have you seen the controller for the x box?? "What we playing black ops2? | |||
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"Have you seen the controller for the x box??
What we playing black ops2? "Cover me, I'm going in again | |||
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"it wasnt a dream im in between 2 beautiful women "Sorry mr but ur mrs was better | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?" Same time next week | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? Same time next week" Nah your dad was better | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? Same time next weekNah your dad was better "MUM..............Jesus how pissed were we | |||
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"wheres the irn bru and crisps "you were so greedy last nite | |||
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"wheres the irn bru and crisps you were so greedy last nite "Good Morning ermmm whats your name again? | |||
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"wheres the irn bru and crisps you were so greedy last nite
Good Morning ermmm whats your name again? "My names Rab hope you enjoyed your first bi experience | |||
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"wheres the irn bru and crisps you were so greedy last nite
Good Morning ermmm whats your name again? My names Rab hope you enjoyed your first bi experience "OMG ((((( boak)))))  | |||
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"wheres the irn bru and crisps "don't know about crisps but I know were I put the bottle | |||
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"wheres the irn bru and crisps you were so greedy last nite
Good Morning ermmm whats your name again? ""silence" I don't speak when I have a mouthful  | |||
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"How about................ "OMG are you (random female name here)'s Mum?" "wow its true what they say about the lochNess monster then | |||
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"it wasnt a dream im in between 2 beautiful women Sorry mr but ur mrs was better "id say so too although i think we need a round 2 to find out lol | |||
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"I wud say in my bestest joey (friends) voice "How you doin" "Wow hope it was as good for you as it was for me  | |||
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"where did i find u sexy " your mrs gone missing again | |||
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"Have you ever played hunt the thimble "jesus what a funny name to call your cock | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?" We going again? | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? We going again? "yeah hold on tight this time lol | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? We going again? yeah hold on tight this time lol "And try keep up | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? We going again? yeah hold on tight this time lol
And try keep up "well you nver had a problem last nite | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? We going again? yeah hold on tight this time lol
And try keep up well you nver had a problem last nite "Yeah but it's a school night lol | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? We going again? yeah hold on tight this time lol
And try keep up well you nver had a problem last nite
Yeah but it's a school night lol
"ohhhh little liar you told me you were 26 not 16 lol | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? We going again? yeah hold on tight this time lol
And try keep up well you nver had a problem last nite
Yeah but it's a school night lol
ohhhh little liar you told me you were 26 not 16 lol"I know but I'm a big boy | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? We going again? yeah hold on tight this time lol
And try keep up well you nver had a problem last nite
Yeah but it's a school night lol
ohhhh little liar you told me you were 26 not 16 lol
I know but I'm a big boy "I noticed | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? We going again? yeah hold on tight this time lol
And try keep up well you nver had a problem last nite
Yeah but it's a school night lol
ohhhh little liar you told me you were 26 not 16 lol
This flanter is getting me going you should lower your age bracket so I can mail you. I know I'm 16 but we can pretend .......again lol
I know but I'm a big boy I noticed " | |||
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"I wud say in my bestest joey (friends) voice "How you doin" Wow hope it was as good for you as it was for me "Morning round 2? Lol | |||
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"Hows the brewers droop this morning "I knew this would happen in the end | |||
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"ding ding round 6 lol" Awww and then you woke up | |||
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"What was that buzzing during the night?" it was my toothbrush honest | |||
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"Awww shit did you spike my drink I could have sworn you had blonde hair n sussies on PMSL "nope i didnt and it was you with the blonde wig and sussies on | |||
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"well what ever turns u on u know what they say nough as queer as folks not sayin u r queer jacs "Everyone thinks im queer Heather lol ...and how did you get in my bed again lol | |||
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"Nawty Island! I thought I was in Cambuslang. Gonna bin that satnav. "god i thought i was dreaming of having double delights lol | |||
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"What! Where! How....*rubbs eyes* AW Naw I dreamt you were Brad Pitt..." lol yeh well never mind maybe nxt dream he might be there pmsl | |||
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"What! Where! How....*rubbs eyes* AW Naw I dreamt you were Brad Pitt... lol yeh well never mind maybe nxt dream he might be there pmsl "wow thanks for bringing your four mates along | |||
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"TAXI ! "you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out | |||
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"Will you verify me lol or what the camera still on for?. " God that chocolate body paint get everywhere doesnt it | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/01/13 14:52:49]" my god we didnt have to do everything on the videos | |||
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"my god we didnt have to do everything on the videos "How the hell did you get in my room??? | |||
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"my god we didnt have to do everything on the videos
How the hell did you get in my room??? "Str8 hmmmmm I think not | |||
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"Thank you there is a god!!" Did u just switch the light off | |||
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"RAPE !!!" Wasn't rape when you were begging for more | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?" How would you like your eggs? | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? How would you like your eggs? "I told you before we started unfertilised please | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? How would you like your eggs? I told you before we started unfertilised please "Thats ok then, just how i like them! Good job ive had the snip!  | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?" Thank god it was you | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? Thank god it was you "Oh, and thanks for lending me your pillows MissD - you DID knacker me out. | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? Thank god it was you "your mate was better | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? Thank god it was you your mate was better "Is that the story of my life? | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? Thank god it was you your mate was better
Is that the story of my life? "dont boast when u know it aint true lol | |||
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? Thank god it was you your mate was better
Is that the story of my life? dont boast when u know it aint true lol "That's me busted twice in 2 forums in 10 mins - I'm losing my mojo lol | |||
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"TAXI ! you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out "Round 21 coming right up | |||
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"TAXI ! you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out
Round 21 coming right up "I never knew you liked anal beads | |||
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"TAXI ! you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out
Round 21 coming right up I never knew you liked anal beads "As I'm sharing with you it was nice to see you take the beach ball sized ones first, by the way I've chickened out and I'm not doing it | |||
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"TAXI ! you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out
Round 21 coming right up I never knew you liked anal beads
As I'm sharing with you it was nice to see you take the beach ball sized ones first, by the way I've chickened out and I'm not doing it "your such a liar thats not what you said last nite | |||
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"TAXI ! you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out
Round 21 coming right up I never knew you liked anal beads
As I'm sharing with you it was nice to see you take the beach ball sized ones first, by the way I've chickened out and I'm not doing it your such a liar thats not what you said last nite "SSSSH ! I told everyone I'd been horse riding due to how I was walking | |||
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"TAXI ! you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out
Round 21 coming right up I never knew you liked anal beads
As I'm sharing with you it was nice to see you take the beach ball sized ones first, by the way I've chickened out and I'm not doing it your such a liar thats not what you said last nite
SSSSH ! I told everyone I'd been horse riding due to how I was walking "ok our dirty little secret il no tell a soul how deep you took them | |||
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"TAXI ! you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out
Round 21 coming right up I never knew you liked anal beads
As I'm sharing with you it was nice to see you take the beach ball sized ones first, by the way I've chickened out and I'm not doing it your such a liar thats not what you said last nite
SSSSH ! I told everyone I'd been horse riding due to how I was walking ok our dirty little secret il no tell a soul how deep you took them "Thanks and I'll say nothing about how high you could fart them, came down with snow on them though | |||
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"TAXI ! you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out
Round 21 coming right up I never knew you liked anal beads
As I'm sharing with you it was nice to see you take the beach ball sized ones first, by the way I've chickened out and I'm not doing it your such a liar thats not what you said last nite
SSSSH ! I told everyone I'd been horse riding due to how I was walking ok our dirty little secret il no tell a soul how deep you took them
Thanks and I'll say nothing about how high you could fart them, came down with snow on them though "its a deal shhhhhhhhhhh | |||
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"lets go again "Heather are you trying to steal my chardonnay cause it aint up there | |||
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