FabSwingers.com forum: Scots rhyming slang/Banter.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s your best bit of Scot’s rhyming slang or bit of banter.

Il start

Tin flute - suit.

Winner and losers - troosers

Whits fur ye’ll no go by ye

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

She was dripping like a gravel lorry at a set o' lights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam roll - hole

Gees a swatch o yer jam roll

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By *range lilyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Jam roll - hole

Gees a swatch o yer jam roll

Hahahaha never heard of the jam roll.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Mawkit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope yir next shites a hedgehog

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"Hope yir next shites a hedgehog "

You calm doon haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haven’t heard that one

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By *angers1986Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

It's Friday show us yer bridie

Geez a swatch ae yer damp patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope yir next shites a hedgehog

You calm doon haha x"

Haud yir wheesht

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hope yir next shites a hedgehog "

And it comes oot birlin’

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

matlock

Yer da sells avon

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Jam roll - hole

Gees a swatch o yer jam roll

Geez a swatch a yours

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By *andomprofileMan
over a year ago

Queensferry

cooncil gritter, buckles me every time

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By *iimonMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Just naming gritters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A borrowed story from someone who told off a wee boy up to mischief, only to get the retort “fuck off ya condom” as he scarpered off

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By *inthgowmale45Man
over a year ago

linlithgow

James hunt

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"A borrowed story from someone who told off a wee boy up to mischief, only to get the retort “fuck off ya condom” as he scarpered off

Hahahaha , the wee boy had blonde hair, West Ham top on and I was absolutely buckled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away and take yer face fur a shite!

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By *otrock-cplCouple
over a year ago

Glenrothes

She's got a puss like a plasterers radio.

She's got a puss like a bulldog lickin pish off a nettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s goat a puss like a skelp erse ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s goat a puss like a skelpt erse ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yir up n doon like a hoors petticoat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye smell like a hoors handbag

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By *amLee300Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

It wasnae me, the big boy did it n ran awae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When asking my dad if he had seen my shoes " did ye have them oan when you tain them aff "

When asking what was for dinner " shite in a poke for nosey folk" or " shite want a lick"

If I don't see ye through the week I'll see ye through the windae

What time is it "bed time "

" shut yir legs there's a bus commin"

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Yer cat's deid! Naw it's no, ya weapon - yer pants are on fire!

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"She's seen mair sausage than a fat German Butcher."

"She hud a face on her like a Rotweiller lickin' pish aff a Thistle."

"She'd been cocked mair times than John Wayne's rifle."

"She's had mair cocks in her than a pair of Moss Bros hire troosers."

Glasgow Salad - A bag of chips.

Glasgow Marathon - A walk to the chip shop.

Dundee Suitcase - A bin bag.

Glasgow Tapas - Half a bag of chips.

Scottish Yoga - A hot bath, a can of Tennents Super and a fart.

"Wake up and smell my cock!" - A Scottish Motivational Morning Greeting to your loved one as you bring a cup of tea round to her side of the bed and lean over with your throbulous beefasaurus hanging out the front of your PJs at her face height (my ex hated that one, I have no idea why)-

Twechar Tunnocks Slut Rub - self explanatory geo-specific local sexual custom (see also Kilsyth Butterscotch Surprise etc).

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By *cottishornMan
over a year ago

wee village

Well this thread isnae the fred west.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of Jim dallahunt's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She's got a puss like a plasterers radio.

She's got a puss like a bulldog lickin pish off a nettle."

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By *unnycunnylinguistMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m just doing a Grey Friars Bobby!

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

She loves the boaby

That guys slower than a week in the jail

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Your lower than a shitehoose on a submarine.

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Thinks he can shite higher than his ain arse."

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Your lower than a shitehoose on a submarine. "

*You're

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