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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

No "Back to Top" at the foot of a webpage.

Having to scroll all the way up....pain in the erse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look for a recipe and the page takes 8 years of your life away as you scroll through some assholes story about how sticky toffee pudding saved his grand mothers reputation at a family bbq.

Shut up and give me the goods

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Arseholes who drive onto a roundabout even though their exit is blocked, “it’s not a fucking car park, ya wankstain!!!”

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Oh and middle lane drivers…please please please, if you are one of these pricks, go and learn how to drive on a motorway, you are doing it wrong!!!!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Sorry, spent too long in the car today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dishwashers and washing machines that beep continually to let you know the cycle is done. Like mate, I know, I heard you the first 6 times but I am comfy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm playing poker online and people keep going all in before seeing the flop on EVERY turn. Piss off to a higher stake table if you wanna gamble that big and leave me to play sensibly with my fake money

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"When you look for a recipe and the page takes 8 years of your life away as you scroll through some assholes story about how sticky toffee pudding saved his grand mothers reputation at a family bbq.

Shut up and give me the goods "

This is one that annoys me too - I don't need to know the history of beans being used for human consumption, just tell me specifically which ones I need for the recipe.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Broad beans. It’s almost always broad beans.

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Oh and middle lane drivers…please please please, if you are one of these pricks, go and learn how to drive on a motorway, you are doing it wrong!!!!"
well said they are a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a special place in hell for middle lane drivers. In a room, with just large pineapples as analsex toys, and no lube....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People parking in the street when they have a perfectly good driveway. Yeah, I know they can park where they like as they pay road tax....yadda, yadda.

This particular guy could fit about 4 cars in his drive. His wife is out cleaning it most days.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Women who talk loud in public to their young kids to let others know that’s her kids.

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who talk loud in public to their young kids to let others know that’s her kids.

Why?"

I have to agree this infuriates me, especially when the conversation is for the benefit of everyone within earshot and not the wean.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"Women who talk loud in public to their young kids to let others know that’s her kids.

Why?

I have to agree this infuriates me, especially when the conversation is for the benefit of everyone within earshot and not the wean."

Exactly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

defo recipes that take pages of dross then in 1 page gives ingredients and how to make it aaaarrrrrggggghhhh

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By *angers1986Man
over a year ago

Bellshill


"When I'm playing poker online and people keep going all in before seeing the flop on EVERY turn. Piss off to a higher stake table if you wanna gamble that big and leave me to play sensibly with my fake money "

Aye that's fuckin annoying like it's when you call with a good hand and you still get beat

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By *angers1986Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

Woman drivers.. Terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticking to a driving theme.

When you are turning left. The light is green. It’s totally your road.

And pedestrians walk out to cross the road, usually either looking at their phone, or talking on it. Not paying attention.

So you hit the breaks and give a warning honk. Then they have the nerve to give you shit, like you’re the one who was being a dick.

Asshole. Next time I’ll hit the gas

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

People who load millions of items onto the checkout look back and see that you have 1-3 things and won't let you jump in front.. trick I'd be finished and to my car by the time you unloaded your trolley!! Boils my piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a painter having random people walk past and saying. You've missed a bit. It wasn't funny the first time I heard it and still isn't funny now.

On a more serious note, Opening the monthly letter from my bank letting me know that my mortgage payments have went up once again.

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By *ye rolls matter!!Man
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Queues at petrol stations... even although the hose reaches to both sides of a car...

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw


"Oh and middle lane drivers…please please please, if you are one of these pricks, go and learn how to drive on a motorway, you are doing it wrong!!!!"

Oh my God, yes!! Move to the left as soon as possible.

Or people who can't drive to the speed limit, and stick at 40 on a national limit and then have the audacity to speed in a 30!! Whit?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a petrol station someone drives into pump behind you when there is plenty empty pumps on other sides. And they then look impatient waiting on you coming out.

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

Just eat delivery drivers taking up all the seats in mcds.

Not that we have a season ticket there you understand. Our kids love it. Ps diet starts tomorrow or at least by a week on Tuesday.

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Sticking to a driving theme.

When you are turning left. The light is green. It’s totally your road.

And pedestrians walk out to cross the road, usually either looking at their phone, or talking on it. Not paying attention.

So you hit the breaks and give a warning honk. Then they have the nerve to give you shit, like you’re the one who was being a dick.

Asshole. Next time I’ll hit the gas "

New highway code rules state that pedestrians have the right of way at a junction whither or not they have started to cross or are waiting to cross .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go out for food and the staff bloody wait till your mouth is full before suddenly appearing with the ‘is everything ok’ line.

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"When you go out for food and the staff bloody wait till your mouth is full before suddenly appearing with the ‘is everything ok’ line. "

It's fun question to ask while getting a blow job though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk who take dishes in to the kitchen and sit them ABOVE the dishwasher and not just put them IN it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Folk who take dishes in to the kitchen and sit them ABOVE the dishwasher and not just put them IN it "

That has kids (of any age) written all over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad timekeeping. I’m always 20-30 mins for everything

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"No "Back to Top" at the foot of a webpage.

Having to scroll all the way up....pain in the erse."

Ctrl + Home does that for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Folk who take dishes in to the kitchen and sit them ABOVE the dishwasher and not just put them IN it

That has kids (of any age) written all over it. "

Hahaha yes you’re correct there

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Folk who take dishes in to the kitchen and sit them ABOVE the dishwasher and not just put them IN it

That has kids (of any age) written all over it.

Hahaha yes you’re correct there "

What about those gits that can't put the cutlery in the right way. Spoons handle down, knifes and forks handle up.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I find C sharp minor add9 is REALLY difficult to finger.

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By *yantico86Man
over a year ago

drumchapel

Noisey eaters drives me mental

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

People eating with their mouths open, do you really think the world wants to see what you eating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The length of time it takes to load STV Player or All 4 on Virgin Media.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always let people with one or two items go ahead of me but if did for everyone I'd never get myself through the checkout. I do try tho.

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"People eating with their mouths open, do you really think the world wants to see what you eating? "

Boak boak boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Folk who take dishes in to the kitchen and sit them ABOVE the dishwasher and not just put them IN it

That has kids (of any age) written all over it.

Hahaha yes you’re correct there

What about those gits that can't put the cutlery in the right way. Spoons handle down, knifes and forks handle up. "

YES!!!! Bloody dangerous the other way

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"The length of time it takes to load STV Player or All 4 on Virgin Media."

Having to watch adverts on stv player...

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Folk who take dishes in to the kitchen and sit them ABOVE the dishwasher and not just put them IN it

That has kids (of any age) written all over it.

Hahaha yes you’re correct there

What about those gits that can't put the cutlery in the right way. Spoons handle down, knifes and forks handle up.

YES!!!! Bloody dangerous the other way "

Yes it is. They will find that out the hard way.

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By *ohncraMan
over a year ago

pitenweem


"People who load millions of items onto the checkout look back and see that you have 1-3 things and won't let you jump in front.. trick I'd be finished and to my car by the time you unloaded your trolley!! Boils my piss"

Lol me too I look for the belts with less food on them and run to them then after they finish have a long chat to the till woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey running off my toast in the morning..

Sometimes I just lick the plate... Sometimes the place ends up like the end of scarface ..

(Kidn)

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"When you go out for food and the staff bloody wait till your mouth is full before suddenly appearing with the ‘is everything ok’ line. "

We do this deliberately so you canny moan if everything isn't ok

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiters who come to your table two nano seconds after they have put down your food with an enormous, phalic symbol of a pepper grinder……

“ would you like pepper , Sir? “

“I don’t know I haven’t tasted my food yet. Just leave it on the table..”

“ Sorry Sir, I can’t do that - just call if you need pepper..”

WTF…. I’ll do without.

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By *uiet_69Man
over a year ago

Near

Messages saying “nice cock. Want it sucked?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The list gets longer the older I get, people who use enough space for two cars to park 1.

Taxi drivers going slow when there is no traffic queue.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Messages saying “nice cock. Want it sucked?”"

That annoys me, too. Especially when they have fanny pics attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People parking in the street when they have a perfectly good driveway. Yeah, I know they can park where they like as they pay road tax....yadda, yadda.

This particular guy could fit about 4 cars in his drive. His wife is out cleaning it most days.

"

Neighbours decided to make their drive decorative and park their car on street, which is fine. But then they bought another car. And a fucking campervan, which doesn't start. So that's 3 vehicles taking up space outside everyone's houses. Add in the fact her dad is over at the house multiple times every day (4 cars), her brother comes over twice a week and stays for a few hours (5 cars), a carer comes over daily for her son and is sometimes there a while (6 cars). Plus they get JustEat deliveries up to 3 times a day and they park over people's driveways (7 cars)! I wish I was exaggerating this... the whole street hate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and middle lane drivers…please please please, if you are one of these pricks, go and learn how to drive on a motorway, you are doing it wrong!!!!"

People who overtake you on the motorway even though you're going 70, then pull in in front of you and drive at 69mph!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"People parking in the street when they have a perfectly good driveway. Yeah, I know they can park where they like as they pay road tax....yadda, yadda.

This particular guy could fit about 4 cars in his drive. His wife is out cleaning it most days.

Neighbours decided to make their drive decorative and park their car on street, which is fine. But then they bought another car. And a fucking campervan, which doesn't start. So that's 3 vehicles taking up space outside everyone's houses. Add in the fact her dad is over at the house multiple times every day (4 cars), her brother comes over twice a week and stays for a few hours (5 cars), a carer comes over daily for her son and is sometimes there a while (6 cars). Plus they get JustEat deliveries up to 3 times a day and they park over people's driveways (7 cars)! I wish I was exaggerating this... the whole street hate them"

I thought the parking wars in my street were bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People parking in the street when they have a perfectly good driveway. Yeah, I know they can park where they like as they pay road tax....yadda, yadda.

This particular guy could fit about 4 cars in his drive. His wife is out cleaning it most days.

Neighbours decided to make their drive decorative and park their car on street, which is fine. But then they bought another car. And a fucking campervan, which doesn't start. So that's 3 vehicles taking up space outside everyone's houses. Add in the fact her dad is over at the house multiple times every day (4 cars), her brother comes over twice a week and stays for a few hours (5 cars), a carer comes over daily for her son and is sometimes there a while (6 cars). Plus they get JustEat deliveries up to 3 times a day and they park over people's driveways (7 cars)! I wish I was exaggerating this... the whole street hate them

I thought the parking wars in my street were bad. "

It's brutal. Luckily we have one car and occasionally a work van which both fit in our drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you go out for food and the staff bloody wait till your mouth is full before suddenly appearing with the ‘is everything ok’ line.

We do this deliberately so you canny moan if everything isn't ok

K"

Ohhh that’s clever

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By *othwellguyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

1 - middle lane drivers

2 - people who don't indicate

3 - People who block junctions and don't leave the gap

4 - people who buy shopping in the fuckin petrol station!!! Theres a huge supermarket beside it ya fud!!!

5 - people with no feckin sense of humour on here and take everything so serious

6 - Women who judge because a guy is bald and dont reply lol

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Men

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"Men "

Gives the look

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la


"Men

Gives the look "

Just being honest. They are exasperating creatures!

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"Men

Gives the look

Just being honest. They are exasperating creatures! "

True.

I’m hardwork apparently

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By *imarriedguyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Dirty grubby white trainers when they are actually nicely dressed

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

People who sit down in a busy coffeeshop and put their bags on the seats & coat over the back of it then go and order their coffee.

The elderly, disabled and folk with weans are exempt from this.

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"When you go out for food and the staff bloody wait till your mouth is full before suddenly appearing with the ‘is everything ok’ line. "

This seriously irritates me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packaging with "peel here" tabs that don't peel.

Restaurants who put your food on chopping boards or split it up like wee baskets for your chips. Just put it on a fucking plate!!

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

When they put far far too many zips on a straight jaykit.

Honestly, know need.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"People who sit down in a busy coffeeshop and put their bags on the seats & coat over the back of it then go and order their coffee.

The elderly, disabled and folk with weans are exempt from this. "
At least the put their jackets over the back eh !?

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

People who park their cars on pavements

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Women who use “filter apps” to make their faces look different from reality.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"People who sit down in a busy coffeeshop and put their bags on the seats & coat over the back of it then go and order their coffee.

The elderly, disabled and folk with weans are exempt from this. At least the put their jackets over the back eh !? "

Yes, it saves them from getting all creased.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"People who sit down in a busy coffeeshop and put their bags on the seats & coat over the back of it then go and order their coffee.

The elderly, disabled and folk with weans are exempt from this. At least the put their jackets over the back eh !?

Yes, it saves them from getting all creased. "
thats the point lol

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"People who sit down in a busy coffeeshop and put their bags on the seats & coat over the back of it then go and order their coffee.

The elderly, disabled and folk with weans are exempt from this. At least the put their jackets over the back eh !?

Yes, it saves them from getting all creased. thats the point lol "

Doh.

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By *heHornyWandererMan
over a year ago

glasgow

People who don’t refill the office kettle after using it. Bloody monsters

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By *ouple2017.xCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"At a petrol station someone drives into pump behind you when there is plenty empty pumps on other sides. And they then look impatient waiting on you coming out."

I can’t for the life of me pull the hose to the other side. I tried before and could get it round the car so gave up and was too embarrassed to try it again lol. I’d happily wait behind a massive queue of cars to get their fuel as longs I don’t need to use the opposite side! Partner opinion same as yours though.

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

People who continually use the word “yous” - there is no such fucking word. Boils my piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting on a plane and you can't confirm the culprit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say they are "discrete"

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

When some people eat a chocolate bar and they start eating the edges first as if they are dismantling a derelict building

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