FabSwingers.com forum: Friday Night Fab Bar.. Superheroes from your childhood.

By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Free, open bar. Tonight's theme is Superheroes from your childhood. I'm dressed as Batfink...my wings are like a shield of steal, your bullets or insults cannot harm me.

First tune on tonight is Agaddoo.

Push that pineapple

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Vodka, soda, wedge of lime and a star bar please (hic)

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Vodka, soda, wedge of lime and a star bar please (hic)

Would you share the star bar with me aristocats style.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Oh Il come as Seductive Damsel Jessica Rabbit .

I think il have a wee Margarita today with a Tequila chaser to get me in the mood for my next holiday

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Oh Il come as Seductive Damsel Jessica Rabbit .

I think il have a wee Margarita today with a Tequila chaser to get me in the mood for my next holiday

I'm not sure I can move from behind the bar now.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Oh Il come as Seductive Damsel Jessica Rabbit .

I think il have a wee Margarita today with a Tequila chaser to get me in the mood for my next holiday

I'm not sure I can move from behind the bar now.

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hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virgin mojito please.

I am dark wing duck. Because he as dope.

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Virgin mojito please.

I am dark wing duck. Because he as dope.

Here you are...its the only virgin in here.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.

Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.

Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?"

Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Friday night and im cleaning away like Penry the mild mannered janitor.

I'll have a slug of whatever bottle is hiding at the back of the filing cabinet

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Zorro….

Tendré un glayva y un capitán de hielo triturado

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Friday night and im cleaning away like Penry the mild mannered janitor.

I'll have a slug of whatever bottle is hiding at the back of the filing cabinet"

That's my urine sample, don't think you want that... I'll pout you a large dram though...number one super guy. (Is it Perry or Henry.lol)

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.

Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?

Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour.

Thank you kind sir. I will just need to keep on dancing with myself.

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Zorro….

Tendré un glayva y un capitán de hielo triturado

una gran glayva, siempre y cuando mantengas esa espada alejada de mí.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a vineyard please ?

I'm dressed as Catwoman. Wearing a tena lady though as it's a basturt to get out of later when I'm bursting for a pish.

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Can I have a vineyard please ?

I'm dressed as Catwoman. Wearing a tena lady though as it's a basturt to get out of later when I'm bursting for a pish."

Dressed as catwoman you can have whatever the hell you want...

Do you have the whip too?

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.

Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?

Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour.

Thank you kind sir. I will just need to keep on dancing with myself.

Or you could just stand in the shadows...

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"Zorro….

Tendré un glayva y un capitán de hielo triturado

una gran glayva, siempre y cuando mantengas esa espada alejada de mí."

Muchas gracias, lo haré, señor

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Friday night and im cleaning away like Penry the mild mannered janitor.

I'll have a slug of whatever bottle is hiding at the back of the filing cabinet

That's my urine sample, don't think you want that... I'll pout you a large dram though...number one super guy. (Is it Perry or Henry.lol)"

Urine sample phooey, narrow escape there.

Its Penry, that wasnt a typo

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Friday night and im cleaning away like Penry the mild mannered janitor.

I'll have a slug of whatever bottle is hiding at the back of the filing cabinet

That's my urine sample, don't think you want that... I'll pout you a large dram though...number one super guy. (Is it Perry or Henry.lol)

Urine sample phooey, narrow escape there.

Its Penry, that wasnt a typo

My mind is a sieve..penrod or penry

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.

Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?

Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour.

Thank you kind sir. I will just need to keep on dancing with myself.

Or you could just stand in the shadows...

On that's very instrumental. But if there isn't any Billy can we have Legs by ZZ Top?

That margarita was bloody great can I have another one please.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Friday night and im cleaning away like Penry the mild mannered janitor.

I'll have a slug of whatever bottle is hiding at the back of the filing cabinet

That's my urine sample, don't think you want that... I'll pout you a large dram though...number one super guy. (Is it Perry or Henry.lol)

Urine sample phooey, narrow escape there.

Its Penry, that wasnt a typo

I've always though he was called Henry.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.

Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?

Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour.

Thank you kind sir. I will just need to keep on dancing with myself.

Or you could just stand in the shadows...

On that's very instrumental. But if there isn't any Billy can we have Legs by ZZ Top?

That margarita was bloody great can I have another one please. "
Slides him over a wee Don Julio

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.

Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?

Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour.

Thank you kind sir. I will just need to keep on dancing with myself.

Or you could just stand in the shadows...

On that's very instrumental. But if there isn't any Billy can we have Legs by ZZ Top?

That margarita was bloody great can I have another one please. "

Both requests granted...enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Virgin mojito please.

I am dark wing duck. Because he as dope.

Here you are...its the only virgin in here.

For now

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Virgin mojito please.

I am dark wing duck. Because he as dope.

Here you are...its the only virgin in here.

For now

You're not gonna shag your drink are ya?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.

Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?

Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour.

Thank you kind sir. I will just need to keep on dancing with myself.

Or you could just stand in the shadows...

On that's very instrumental. But if there isn't any Billy can we have Legs by ZZ Top?

That margarita was bloody great can I have another one please.

Both requests granted...enjoy."

Thank you innkeep. I hope "nun" of the hotties in here start auditioning for the video.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Can I have a vineyard please ?

I'm dressed as Catwoman. Wearing a tena lady though as it's a basturt to get out of later when I'm bursting for a pish."

I'll never look at Catwoman the same way again

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I will be wonder women. Wonder where I am

Wonder who I'm with

Wonder where I left my phone

Nae drink I've had enough already. Do you do soft drinks and a couple of paracetamol barman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll come as Jean Grey from X-Men

Drink a Mind Eraser

Song Where is My Mind the Pixies

Great bar tonight!!!

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Friday night and im cleaning away like Penry the mild mannered janitor.

I'll have a slug of whatever bottle is hiding at the back of the filing cabinet

That's my urine sample, don't think you want that... I'll pout you a large dram though...number one super guy. (Is it Perry or Henry.lol)

Urine sample phooey, narrow escape there.

Its Penry, that wasnt a typo

I've always though he was called Henry. "

Full name Penrod Pooch

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"I will be wonder women. Wonder where I am

Wonder who I'm with

Wonder where I left my phone

Nae drink I've had enough already. Do you do soft drinks and a couple of paracetamol barman?"

Soft drinks and paracetamol coming up...and don't leave your drink unguarded or you might actually be wondering all those things in the morning..including how you ended up in Helensburgh with a "men at work sign" strapped to your back.... wait..that's was me.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Friday night and im cleaning away like Penry the mild mannered janitor.

I'll have a slug of whatever bottle is hiding at the back of the filing cabinet

That's my urine sample, don't think you want that... I'll pout you a large dram though...number one super guy. (Is it Perry or Henry.lol)

Urine sample phooey, narrow escape there.

Its Penry, that wasnt a typo

I've always though he was called Henry.

Full name Penrod Pooch"

So Dr G told me. Every day is a school day.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I will be wonder women. Wonder where I am

Wonder who I'm with

Wonder where I left my phone

Nae drink I've had enough already. Do you do soft drinks and a couple of paracetamol barman?

What strapped to my back. Now that would be peculiar

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Vodka, soda, wedge of lime and a star bar please (hic)

Would you share the star bar with me aristocats style.

Aye right! Chase yer tail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka, soda, wedge of lime and a star bar please (hic)

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I will have what she's having

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Vodka, soda, wedge of lime and a star bar please (hic)

Would you share the star bar with me aristocats style.

Aye right! Chase yer tail!

The drinks on the bar...the star bar, if you want it, is in my pants.. don't worry you won't confuse it with anything else in there.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

*Cyclops walks into the bar*

Aya! Fuckin tunnel vision!

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"*Cyclops walks into the bar*

Aya! Fuckin tunnel vision! "

Chucklevision for me.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Vodka, soda, wedge of lime and a star bar please (hic)

Would you share the star bar with me aristocats style.

Aye right! Chase yer tail!

The drinks on the bar...the star bar, if you want it, is in my pants.. don't worry you won't confuse it with anything else in there.

I should hope not Jack! I will not be touching anything that is brown inside you pants or anyones pants!

Another voddie, please!

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Vodka, soda, wedge of lime and a star bar please (hic)

Would you share the star bar with me aristocats style.

Aye right! Chase yer tail!

The drinks on the bar...the star bar, if you want it, is in my pants.. don't worry you won't confuse it with anything else in there.

I should hope not Jack! I will not be touching anything that is brown inside you pants or anyones pants!

Another voddie, please!

I was meaning size not colour...ffs..

I made it a double for ya...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Cyclops walks into the bar*

Aya! Fuckin tunnel vision! "

Eye eye oops I men just eye

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Vodka, soda, wedge of lime and a star bar please (hic)

Would you share the star bar with me aristocats style.

Aye right! Chase yer tail!

The drinks on the bar...the star bar, if you want it, is in my pants.. don't worry you won't confuse it with anything else in there.

I should hope not Jack! I will not be touching anything that is brown inside you pants or anyones pants!

Another voddie, please!

I was meaning size not colour...ffs..

I made it a double for ya...x"

Good lad

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"*Cyclops walks into the bar*

Aya! Fuckin tunnel vision!

Chucklevision for me.

I'll get someone else to pass me a drink, then. Can't be arsed with the whole "to me, to you" rigmarole, Bazza.

A bottle of One-Eyed Jack please, someone.

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"*Cyclops walks into the bar*

Aya! Fuckin tunnel vision!

Chucklevision for me.

I'll get someone else to pass me a drink, then. Can't be arsed with the whole "to me, to you" rigmarole, Bazza.

A bottle of One-Eyed Jack please, someone. "

One bottle from Jack's one eye coming up.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"*Cyclops walks into the bar*

Aya! Fuckin tunnel vision!

Eye eye oops I men just eye

Hiya. Nice grey jeans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyslexia guy walks into a bra

Yeah ok im leaving

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Dyslexia guy walks into a bra

Yeah ok im leaving

I bet he felt a right tit.

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'll have an incredible hulk sized pink gin and lemonade please and be quick about it cos you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Cyclops walks into the bar*

Aya! Fuckin tunnel vision!

Eye eye oops I men just eye

Hiya. Nice grey jeans!"

now that’s a cunninglylinguistic comment

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"I'll have an incredible hulk sized pink gin and lemonade please and be quick about it cos you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

Sit.down and I'll massage something.for you. Make you feel soo much better.

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