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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with?

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Passion Fruit Daiquiri by Solvent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some kind of tropical coulis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The raspberry sauce you get on ice cream.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

An ice cold margarita, with added salt.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"The raspberry sauce you get on ice cream."

Gawd naw. Have a think about that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The raspberry sauce you get on ice cream.

Gawd naw. Have a think about that one.

If it's going in my gub I've usually got my eyes shut so not too fussed about the colour

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"The raspberry sauce you get on ice cream.

Gawd naw. Have a think about that one.

If it's going in my gub I've usually got my eyes shut so not too fussed about the colour

That's good to know.

It will stop you laughing.

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"The raspberry sauce you get on ice cream."

If it looks like that I think a visit to the doctor is in order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? "
Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis

You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? "

I regularly drink pineapple juice. I think I’ve replaced it with pineapple.

I can’t say the texture has changed. But the flavour is sweet.

Apparently

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? "

I can't believe noone has asked how you know what salty wallpaper paste and bleach combined taste like?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with?

I can't believe noone has asked how you know what salty wallpaper paste and bleach combined taste like?

Cos we know what she means….

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

If jizz tasted like raspberry slushie that would be great. Even better if it were ice cold though!

Plus I wouldn’t let him cum on my tits, ass etc cos it tasted so good.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with?

I can't believe noone has asked how you know what salty wallpaper paste and bleach combined taste like?

"
Because we get the drift of what she means in short it’s bloody Gross lol

Make mine taste of a wee Whitley Neill Rubarb & ginger gin with lemonade lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for the willy wonka everlasting gobstopper approach. Different every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis

You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too! "
exactly,its a win win

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

The strawberry sauce used on aulds strawberry tarts would be nice but I rather like a salty snack anyway

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"The strawberry sauce used on aulds strawberry tarts would be nice but I rather like a salty snack anyway

I’ve covered an auld tart in a salty snack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lidl deluxe mandarin and lime yoghurt

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis

You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too! "

Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Apparently mines tastes like strawberries on a summer evening.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Apparently mines tastes like strawberries on a summer evening. "

That's because you have dipped it in crushed strawberries.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Apparently mines tastes like strawberries on a summer evening.

That's because you have dipped it in crushed strawberries. "

I've been called a fucking fruitcake on a few occasions, but I draw the line at actually fucking fruitcake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with?

I can't believe noone has asked how you know what salty wallpaper paste and bleach combined taste like?

Cos we know what she means….

See!

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with?

I can't believe noone has asked how you know what salty wallpaper paste and bleach combined taste like?

Cos we know what she means….

See!

I see... you should spank me for such an outrageous comment...and then see what mine tastes like...just for research purposes.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis

You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!

Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.

Half gallon 2 stroke ?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis

You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!

Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.

Half gallon 2 stroke ? "

Dunno, but mine's definitely unleaded.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis

You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!

Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.

Half gallon 2 stroke ?

Dunno, but mine's definitely unleaded. "

Fucking fruitcake …..

Get them on the Diesel it lasts longer, better mileage,

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis

You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!

Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.

Half gallon 2 stroke ?

Dunno, but mine's definitely unleaded.

Fucking fruitcake …..

Get them on the Diesel it lasts longer, better mileage,"

Hybrid is the future. Less pumps required and battery power for inbetween.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis

You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!

Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.

Half gallon 2 stroke ?

Dunno, but mine's definitely unleaded.

Fucking fruitcake …..

Get them on the Diesel it lasts longer, better mileage,

Hybrid is the future. Less pumps required and battery power for inbetween. "

Jeez, less pumps?

It’s funny though, I was in the Petrol Station yesterday with my nozzle out about to fill it up and some burd asked “Excuse me, I’m looking tae pump 6?”

I said ffs, get yersel tae CJs hen.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Mine tastes of maple syrup as some women like it over their donuts and they enjoy licking it off my yum-yum

Honest….

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis

You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!

Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.

Half gallon 2 stroke ?

Dunno, but mine's definitely unleaded.

Fucking fruitcake …..

Get them on the Diesel it lasts longer, better mileage,

Hybrid is the future. Less pumps required and battery power for inbetween.

Jeez, less pumps?

It’s funny though, I was in the Petrol Station yesterday with my nozzle out about to fill it up and some burd asked “Excuse me, I’m looking tae pump 6?”

I said ffs, get yersel tae CJs hen.

I was away to pay for my fuel and the attendant asked "Pump 2?" "Nah, just the fuel and a Mars Bar, hen, ta."

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Apparently mines tastes like strawberries on a summer evening. "

aye! Does it?

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis

You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!

Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.

Half gallon 2 stroke ?

Dunno, but mine's definitely unleaded.

Fucking fruitcake …..

Get them on the Diesel it lasts longer, better mileage,

Hybrid is the future. Less pumps required and battery power for inbetween.

Jeez, less pumps?

It’s funny though, I was in the Petrol Station yesterday with my nozzle out about to fill it up and some burd asked “Excuse me, I’m looking tae pump 6?”

I said ffs, get yersel tae CJs hen.

I was away to pay for my fuel and the attendant asked "Pump 2?" "Nah, just the fuel and a Mars Bar, hen, ta.""

Quite right,

I’m glad she didn’t say pump 3, her Mother & Aunt must be on Holiday.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Apparently mines tastes like strawberries on a summer evening.

That's because you have dipped it in crushed strawberries.

I've been called a fucking fruitcake on a few occasions, but I draw the line at actually fucking fruitcake. "

There are some on here that would, moist or dry they wouldn't care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? "
what about wine,aw the burds like wine

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? what about wine,aw the burds like wine

And if you're lucky it might make them buck fast.

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

You just need to get more and your taste buds will become accustomed to it. Taste buds are like anuses: they can be trained

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Sherbet

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"Sherbet "

Ya kinky bitch x

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By *implyfun1Man
over a year ago

glasgow

The stuff you get from aulds the bakers?……..

outstanding

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

If it tasted appetising you'd be fighting off the guy to swallow it himself fs ROFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis

You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too! exactly,its a win win

Constantly getting wanked off down the local tesco.... I've seen the way people tug at the petrol pumps - you'd get fed up with that quickly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be shooting out like confetti dunno how it would taste but as a spectacle be pretty damn impressive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gotta be shooting out like confetti dunno how it would taste but as a spectacle be pretty damn impressive "

You could have a hundreds and thousands canon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta be shooting out like confetti dunno how it would taste but as a spectacle be pretty damn impressive

You could have a hundreds and thousands canon!!"

Lol one painful ejaculation

Lol

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

I would like something mostly universally enjoyed, like strawberries, just to appeal to the masses lol xx

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

How about Häagen-Dazs? Only smooth ones as I don’t want my ejaculation to feel, like I’m having anal beads pulled out my urethra.

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By *reyw01fMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

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By *reyw01fMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? "

Squiggs .. as a bloke who trys to be considerate for years now cranberry extract and zinc every day and plenty of fresh water i dont drink or smoke anyway

both factors ! And if their is possibility of that no spicy foods for at least e days prior to meet . A few ladies who "do" say its noticeabley more palatable :p but it's always "her choice "

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By *ust A Dad BodMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Devon custard lol

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By *owboyPandaMan
over a year ago

Wishaw

Strawberry

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? "

Never ingested salty wallpaper paste and bleach. Never likely too. So can't compare

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with?

Never ingested salty wallpaper paste and bleach. Never likely too. So can't compare

Thank you...I got shit for asking the question.lol

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with?

Never ingested salty wallpaper paste and bleach. Never likely too. So can't compare

Thank you...I got shit for asking the question.lol"

Was it salty?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with?

Squiggs .. as a bloke who trys to be considerate for years now cranberry extract and zinc every day and plenty of fresh water i dont drink or smoke anyway

both factors ! And if their is possibility of that no spicy foods for at least e days prior to meet . A few ladies who "do" say its noticeabley more palatable :p but it's always "her choice ""

I’m thinking there should be a taste testing panel.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with?

Squiggs .. as a bloke who trys to be considerate for years now cranberry extract and zinc every day and plenty of fresh water i dont drink or smoke anyway

both factors ! And if their is possibility of that no spicy foods for at least e days prior to meet . A few ladies who "do" say its noticeabley more palatable :p but it's always "her choice "

I’m thinking there should be a taste testing panel.

You volunteering

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with?

Never ingested salty wallpaper paste and bleach. Never likely too. So can't compare

Thank you...I got shit for asking the question.lol

Was it salty?

Naw it was a star bar

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with?

Squiggs .. as a bloke who trys to be considerate for years now cranberry extract and zinc every day and plenty of fresh water i dont drink or smoke anyway

both factors ! And if their is possibility of that no spicy foods for at least e days prior to meet . A few ladies who "do" say its noticeabley more palatable :p but it's always "her choice "

I’m thinking there should be a taste testing panel.

You volunteering"

Aye, I’m low on protein today. Had a carb fest instead.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with?

I regularly drink pineapple juice. I think I’ve replaced it with pineapple.

I can’t say the texture has changed. But the flavour is sweet.

Apparently

So this is why Mrs gives me pineapple juice every morning

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lovely smoked bacon!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with? "

What about cheesecake, strawberry or mint.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not a preference in any way, but imagine if when it "went off" it was squirty cream that came out?

Like a full tins worth, because the trigger got stuck.

If that was normal it wouldn't seem off, but for us seeing it, it would likely be funny as.

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By *owboyPandaMan
over a year ago

Wishaw

Am sure they will line up for you

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By *reyw01fMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.

I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.

If you could replace it would you and what with?

Squiggs .. as a bloke who trys to be considerate for years now cranberry extract and zinc every day and plenty of fresh water i dont drink or smoke anyway

both factors ! And if their is possibility of that no spicy foods for at least e days prior to meet . A few ladies who "do" say its noticeabley more palatable :p but it's always "her choice "

I’m thinking there should be a taste testing panel.

You volunteering

Aye, I’m low on protein today. Had a carb fest instead.

its been done by the BBc no less

cant link obv but can find it on

science& nature :the truth about food

the semen taste test

lol

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By *uiet_69Man
over a year ago

Near

Never tried it

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