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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So jumped on Twitter earlier and noticed that #drybumming was trending. I can't be the only person thinking that this was something totally different from what it actually is. Fab has ruined me. I need Jesus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what is it,sounds kinda dry and chaffing involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch

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By *unkydunkyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m scared to ask what it actually is. Think I thought the same as OP

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Yeah is it like dry humping but when you’re doing it to a guy with your booty instead

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge


"So jumped on Twitter earlier and noticed that #drybumming was trending. I can't be the only person thinking that this was something totally different from what it actually is. Fab has ruined me. I need Jesus! "

Go on then, enlighten us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah is it like dry humping but when you’re doing it to a guy with your booty instead "

I can't really picture that, can I have a practical demonstration

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley


"Yeah is it like dry humping but when you’re doing it to a guy with your booty instead "

Or just grab the Vicks Vapo rub and lube up with that

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"Yeah is it like dry humping but when you’re doing it to a guy with your booty instead

Or just grab the Vicks Vapo rub and lube up with that "

Oooh yes love it xx

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Lets just be grateful that it isn't Alabama hockey mask that's trending

Btw, nodody seems to know why drybumming is trending but please let it continue

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"a*al sex devoid of lubricont" according to Urban Dictionary.

H*mmering someone's a**hole without the use of lube. Commonly a pleasurable experience to the hardcore butt f*cker but now creeping into the hetro hardcore lingo.

For instance...

Jerry "Don't you think Margo is looking lovely today?"

Tom "I'd dry bum her mate; then get Barbara to clean up.Once she's planted them onions of course. I have to go and collect some horse manure from Dolly Mountshaft's field at the bottome of The Avenue."

Jerry "Is Barbara into the dry bumming thing Tom?"

Tom "Why don't you ask her? Barabara... Barbara... never mind the onions just now... yes... can you come over? Jerry wants to ask you something. I'm off to get Mis Mountshaft's manure from the field. Back in 15 minutes."

(Larbey & Esmonde: The Good Life: Series 2 Ep 3)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely a few banjos will be ripped ?

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By *traightrimmerMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Ouch "

Ouch more fir the guy x

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’m scared to ask what it actually is. Think I thought the same as OP "

"a*al sex devoid of lubricont" according to Urban Dictionary.

eg.

George Alagiah "Mr Zahawi is it true you have denied the government has 'gone missing'? We have runaway National Emergencies with Food, Petrol, Gas & Electirc Prices, Runaway Inflation... Here is a photo of Mr Johnson enjoying his second foreign holiday of the summer over in the Mediterranean. Are you still supportive of Boris? Do you condone this kind of behaviour? People are saying he has left the United Kingdom in ruins and a tattered shadow of its former self."

Mr Zahawi " If you think the UK is in tattered ruins you should see what Carrie's backside looks like. Boris has taken up dry bumming.We flew out a shipment of emergency poultices last night."

George Alagiah "Thank you very much. That was Nadim Zahawi giving us the latest update on the dry bumming crisis which is sweeping the nation and has now been introduced to the Mediterranean Countries by the PM."

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