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By *oanne_Mac OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, the heat definitely doesn't make me horny either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess."

Same here.

My flaps are stuck together with sweat.

The promise of Chris Hemsworth with a frozen tongue giving me licky licky wouldn't prise the bastard things apart.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess."

If have found the solution!

Don't wank in your pants nae sticky mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furthest thing from my mind.

Too hot!!

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By *oanne_Mac OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess.

Same here.

My flaps are stuck together with sweat.

The promise of Chris Hemsworth with a frozen tongue giving me licky licky wouldn't prise the bastard things apart."

Like Granpa Simpsons mooth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess.

Same here.

My flaps are stuck together with sweat.

The promise of Chris Hemsworth with a frozen tongue giving me licky licky wouldn't prise the bastard things apart.

Like Granpa Simpsons mooth?"

Ya smooth talking cnut....they just fell open.....

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess.

Same here.

My flaps are stuck together with sweat.

The promise of Chris Hemsworth with a frozen tongue giving me licky licky wouldn't prise the bastard things apart.

Like Granpa Simpsons mooth?

Ya smooth talking cnut....they just fell open..... "

Just like Lilo Lill! ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess.

Same here.

My flaps are stuck together with sweat.

The promise of Chris Hemsworth with a frozen tongue giving me licky licky wouldn't prise the bastard things apart."

Fucking hell

When I read the licky licky part it reminded me of that clip of Judge Rinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess.

Same here.

My flaps are stuck together with sweat.

The promise of Chris Hemsworth with a frozen tongue giving me licky licky wouldn't prise the bastard things apart.

Like Granpa Simpsons mooth?

Ya smooth talking cnut....they just fell open.....

Just like Lilo Lill! ??????"

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess.

Same here.

My flaps are stuck together with sweat.

The promise of Chris Hemsworth with a frozen tongue giving me licky licky wouldn't prise the bastard things apart.

Like Granpa Simpsons mooth?

Ya smooth talking cnut....they just fell open.....

Just like Lilo Lill! ??????"

Lilo Lil she is a tart . ( only the well bread will understand )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess.

Same here.

My flaps are stuck together with sweat.

The promise of Chris Hemsworth with a frozen tongue giving me licky licky wouldn't prise the bastard things apart.

Fucking hell

When I read the licky licky part it reminded me of that clip of Judge Rinder "

Not familiar with that. Will need to research....especially if it involves actual footage of Oor Chris on da bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always horny as fuck in the heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny, what's that? Nope the heat just makes me tired, even though I could sit in it for ages x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heat ?? What heat .. im cold with my winter duvet on

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess.

Same here.

My flaps are stuck together with sweat.

The promise of Chris Hemsworth with a frozen tongue giving me licky licky wouldn't prise the bastard things apart.

Like Granpa Simpsons mooth?

Ya smooth talking cnut....they just fell open.....

Just like Lilo Lill! ??????

Lilo Lil she is a tart . ( only the well bread will understand ) "

Moi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope don’t get heatwave horn I like to get hot and sweaty when I’m not already hot and sweaty lol.

Don’t get hangover horn either would rather eat something stodgy than anything else

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By *apperMystiqueMan
over a year ago

east Glasgow

Makes me horny but tired so I just end up grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess."

I get the original idea of it, sex in the sun and all that but it’s just not as simple as that.

Last night, Aberdeen hotel, no air con, you’d have thought we had pished the bedsheets afterwards! Felt a bit sorry for her, for a few short moments, as whilst I was heading home to my nice comfy and dry bed…..she had to sleep in that

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By *he way you moveMan
over a year ago

inverness

The heat definitely makes me horny. Hot and sweaty.

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

Furthest thing from my mind on a hot day. All I wanna do is chill on a lounger with a cold beer. Don't even get the urge to have a tommy tank when it's like this either. I like to hear the squelching noise of horny juices, not sweat of body parts sticking together

Also agree on the hangover horn too... loads of orange juice and ice poles and lay dying on the couch over a ride.

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

That being said. Holiday is different as there's a pool to cool you down and AC in the rooms, I get horny on holiday... but heatwave in great britain - no thanks

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By *rBlue2022Man
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Im always horny to be fair but I agree Im even more so in the heat.

One of the main reasons is all the girls walking about with plenty of legs and cleavage on show.

Damn!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess.

Same here.

My flaps are stuck together with sweat.

The promise of Chris Hemsworth with a frozen tongue giving me licky licky wouldn't prise the bastard things apart."

Wow! What a lovely picture

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By *ighlander81Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

Not in the heat here for some reason, on holiday yes but it’s too uncomfortable here Unless it’s in a cool shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the heat and the sunshine, and being outside, with minimal clothing feeling the air on my skin - all of these things combine and mean I always end up horny in this kind of weather, sunbathing and daydreaming of naughtiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As mentioned above, the warm weather lends to people wearing lighter clothing and being out more which I find makes it more common to find people I am attracted to. But the resulting heat makes any indoor activities uncomfortable and sticky (in the wrong way).

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I see comments from people saying they get the horn in this weather, surely thats not a majority?

Me? Im a tired, sweating, irritable as fuck sticky mess.

Same here.

My flaps are stuck together with sweat.

The promise of Chris Hemsworth with a frozen tongue giving me licky licky wouldn't prise the bastard things apart."

Lol funny as feck

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