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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Just spotted a post on a popular social media site, on a page specifically about camping, advising people that displaying flamingos of any type does not mean they are swingers.

I almost mentioned the swinging pineapple but decided to hold back incase I was questioned about my knowledge.

Yet I have been told by a fab friend of mine, you know who you are, that while in PDI flamingos are worn to identify swingers.

I’d like to hear peoples knowledge and stories of swinging flamingos, please?

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By *hy and innocentCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Every day is a school day. Never heard of that before.

Innocent

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By *randmrsG123Couple
over a year ago

Port Glasgow

the black ring on your right hand for a male is an indication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea I've not heard of that, pretty flamingoe , Manfred mann ,is as far as I Go

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

Yes pink flamingos in the garden is a sign as is a picture outside a room.

Pineapple outside let's neighbours know there is a swingers party happening and a pineapple turned upside down is a swinger looking for a party. There's lots different indications

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"the black ring on your right hand for a male is an indication "

An indication of what?

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


"the black ring on your right hand for a male is an indication "

I had heard this also, like an anklet on a woman

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Yes pink flamingos in the garden is a sign as is a picture outside a room.

Pineapple outside let's neighbours know there is a swingers party happening and a pineapple turned upside down is a swinger looking for a party. There's lots different indications"

Bloody hell, who takes you aside and tells you all this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tying your shopping bag to the front of your trolley in Morrisons is always a sign

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Yes pink flamingos in the garden is a sign as is a picture outside a room.

Pineapple outside let's neighbours know there is a swingers party happening and a pineapple turned upside down is a swinger looking for a party. There's lots different indications

Bloody hell, who takes you aside and tells you all this? "

I done some research when I started swinging and heard the term unicorn and the rest followed

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Tying your shopping bag to the front of your trolley in Morrisons is always a sign "

Is that just not common sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tying your shopping bag to the front of your trolley in Morrisons is always a sign

Is that just not common sense? "
works for me, that's how I get my date's lol

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Tying your shopping bag to the front of your trolley in Morrisons is always a sign

Is that just not common sense? works for me, that's how I get my date's lol"

Do you mean dates as in, the fruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tying your shopping bag to the front of your trolley in Morrisons is always a sign

Is that just not common sense? works for me, that's how I get my date's lol

Do you mean dates as in, the fruit?

"
oohh that hurt lol

Im quite the catch im ma local supermarket

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Tying your shopping bag to the front of your trolley in Morrisons is always a sign

Is that just not common sense? works for me, that's how I get my date's lol

Do you mean dates as in, the fruit?

oohh that hurt lol

Im quite the catch im ma local supermarket "

Fish of the day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tying your shopping bag to the front of your trolley in Morrisons is always a sign

Is that just not common sense? works for me, that's how I get my date's lol

Do you mean dates as in, the fruit?

oohh that hurt lol

Im quite the catch im ma local supermarket

Fish of the day? "
would you like to try first bass with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes pink flamingos in the garden is a sign as is a picture outside a room.

Pineapple outside let's neighbours know there is a swingers party happening and a pineapple turned upside down is a swinger looking for a party. There's lots different indications"

I thought an upside down pineapple was like an upside down flag. Dire distress! Send help immediately!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the big fluffy grass stuff was a sign of swingers as well??

I have no idea what it’s called. But a few of my neighbours have it.

Question is, did they plant it? Or just move into a house with it?

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Yes pink flamingos in the garden is a sign as is a picture outside a room.

Pineapple outside let's neighbours know there is a swingers party happening and a pineapple turned upside down is a swinger looking for a party. There's lots different indications

I thought an upside down pineapple was like an upside down flag. Dire distress! Send help immediately!"

Swings and roundabouts

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


"I thought the big fluffy grass stuff was a sign of swingers as well??

I have no idea what it’s called. But a few of my neighbours have it.

Question is, did they plant it? Or just move into a house with it?"

Pampass grass. I have it in a vase in my livingroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Pampass grass. I have it in a vase in my livingroom "

So does it matter if it’s inside or out?

Again I could assume anyone could simply move into a house with pampgrass and not be swingers…

So would outside grass simply just be a decoration?

So many questions. I’m probably way overthinking something very simple

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


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Pampass grass. I have it in a vase in my livingroom

So does it matter if it’s inside or out?

Again I could assume anyone could simply move into a house with pampgrass and not be swingers…

So would outside grass simply just be a decoration?

So many questions. I’m probably way overthinking something very simple "
definitely over thinking it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Pampass grass. I have it in a vase in my livingroom

So does it matter if it’s inside or out?

Again I could assume anyone could simply move into a house with pampgrass and not be swingers…

So would outside grass simply just be a decoration?

So many questions. I’m probably way overthinking something very simple definitely over thinking it lol "

I can do that from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha randomly enough my next door neighbour put a vase of pampas grass in their front window.

Dilemma.

She is lovely.

He is a prick. Lmao

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Hahaha randomly enough my next door neighbour put a vase of pampas grass in their front window.

Dilemma.

She is lovely.

He is a prick. Lmao"

What's the dilemma?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha randomly enough my next door neighbour put a vase of pampas grass in their front window.

Dilemma.

She is lovely.

He is a prick. Lmao

What's the dilemma?"

He’s such a prick the thought of seeing him naked makes me feel ill. Haha

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

So basically you wanna create a garden display of pampas grass flamingos pineapples and unicorns

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"So basically you wanna create a garden display of pampas grass flamingos pineapples and unicorns "

Whilst wearing an anklet and thumb ring

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"So basically you wanna create a garden display of pampas grass flamingos pineapples and unicorns "

aye, go for it Vi. I’ll help you!

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"So basically you wanna create a garden display of pampas grass flamingos pineapples and unicorns

Whilst wearing an anklet and thumb ring "

is that why you bought that, this morning? You’re so obvious!!!

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

In the military it was rumoured that a box of OMO washing powder in the window was "old man out".

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"So basically you wanna create a garden display of pampas grass flamingos pineapples and unicorns

Whilst wearing an anklet and thumb ring

is that why you bought that, this morning? You’re so obvious!!! "

I’m nothing but discreet or is that discrete

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"In the military it was rumoured that a box of OMO washing powder in the window was "old man out"."

Thought it was "on my own"

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"So basically you wanna create a garden display of pampas grass flamingos pineapples and unicorns

Whilst wearing an anklet and thumb ring

is that why you bought that, this morning? You’re so obvious!!!

I’m nothing but discreet or is that discrete "

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling


"In the military it was rumoured that a box of OMO washing powder in the window was "old man out".

Thought it was "on my own""

Probably depends on Regiment

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