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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's a woman on page 1 sticking a cucumber up her bakey.

I don't actually like cucumber, it gives me indigestion, so does lettuce and watermelon, but I digress.

I hope it doesn't accidentally end up back in the salad drawer.

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"There's a woman on page 1 sticking a cucumber up her bakey.

I don't actually like cucumber, it gives me indigestion, so does lettuce and watermelon, but I digress.

I hope it doesn't accidentally end up back in the salad drawer. "

Wonder if she’s managing to get her five a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a woman on page 1 sticking a cucumber up her bakey.

I don't actually like cucumber, it gives me indigestion, so does lettuce and watermelon, but I digress.

I hope it doesn't accidentally end up back in the salad drawer.

Wonder if she’s managing to get her five a day "

For that to count I think it needs to go in the other end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think you get indigestion cause you've actually been eating the ones that have been up the bakey?

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By *othianGuy41Man
over a year ago

Livingston

Sounds like a healthy breakfast to me.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

There will be someone offering to buy it from her.

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By *ick1979xxMan
over a year ago

hornyville

Maybe its because of this heat?

Cucumbers can cool the body and the blood, which gave rise to the phrase ‘cool as a cucumber’

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By *undeegent80Man
over a year ago

Dundee


"Do you think you get indigestion cause you've actually been eating the ones that have been up the bakey?"

Now that’s food for thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo "

Yeah, years ago my boyfriend and I practised anal sex using a Starbar. Needless to say it melted and made a hell of a mess.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo

Yeah, years ago my boyfriend and I practised anal sex using a Starbar. Needless to say it melted and made a hell of a mess."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo

Yeah, years ago my boyfriend and I practised anal sex using a Starbar. Needless to say it melted and made a hell of a mess."

A lesson learned in life. I can honestly say that with the exception of the crunchy bits, the mess was probably half the fun!

Also. Brilliant story. Thanks for sharing xx

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By *ouple4832Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

I don't actually like cucumber, it gives me indigestion

"

It's the skin of the cucumber that is hard to digest, if you take the skin off its loads better for acid reflux

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"

I don't actually like cucumber, it gives me indigestion

It's the skin of the cucumber that is hard to digest, if you take the skin off its loads better for acid reflux "

I hope no Fabster sees my buyin a load of cucumbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I hope no Fabster sees my buyin a load of cucumbers. "

You’re having a gin and tonic party.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo

Yeah, years ago my boyfriend and I practised anal sex using a Starbar. Needless to say it melted and made a hell of a mess."

I'm speechless for once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I don't actually like cucumber, it gives me indigestion

It's the skin of the cucumber that is hard to digest, if you take the skin off its loads better for acid reflux "

Cheers, but how does it slide in and out your arsehole without the skin?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


" I hope no Fabster sees my buyin a load of cucumbers.

You’re having a gin and tonic party. "

I hate gin. Acid reflux is a nightmare just now.

Gawd that first message was shocking, I have specs on now.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Ive seen that in the flesh and found it intriguing at first.

But then it came out sliced, and i found it somewhat less intriguing or arousing...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Ive seen that in the flesh and found it intriguing at first.

But then it came out sliced, and i found it somewhat less intriguing or arousing..."

Especially as it looked like she'd used a spiralizer .

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo

Yeah, years ago my boyfriend and I practised anal sex using a Starbar. Needless to say it melted and made a hell of a mess."

I proper laughed out loud reading this.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland


"With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo "

And bravery

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland


"With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo

Yeah, years ago my boyfriend and I practised anal sex using a Starbar. Needless to say it melted and made a hell of a mess."

Bringing a whole new meaning to the term “chocolate starfish” there

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo

Yeah, years ago my boyfriend and I practised anal sex using a Starbar. Needless to say it melted and made a hell of a mess."

Mrs loves a Starbar…. I’ll leave that comment there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had some çucumber on my roll earlier and it repeats like worse than kebab next day yuk

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