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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

One of life's hard lessons

I'll be tuning in, mine just rip the piss out of me and I'm always open to advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips "

Nightmare. Had something similar last month. Pack the kids and dog in the car. Drive 50 min to gullane. Park, ice cream for the walk. On the beach 2 min, icecream dropped in the sand, dog nearly drowns in a tide pool, kids get soaked in the ocean.

On the beach 20 min total before driving home all of us in tears. Another 50 min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sailed through the weans ,granweans are a different thing all together lol

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Does Glasgow no have the five second rule?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips "

Could have been worse. Seagull could have plucked it out of her hand x

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Important life lessons

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By *kbull2000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

They dont get any better, as they get older.

Recently picked my daughter up from Edinburgh Airport. £12 for a 40min stay (thieving bastards) and she has the cheek to complain about the walk to the car, due to the stupid heels she was wearing .

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips

Could have been worse. Seagull could have plucked it out of her hand x"

Or worse doughnuts and chips the fuckers in Largs are brutal at stealing your food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips "
buckled

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips "

You are just too good to your weans, a cone with a flake. I would have made done with a photo of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips

Nightmare. Had something similar last month. Pack the kids and dog in the car. Drive 50 min to gullane. Park, ice cream for the walk. On the beach 2 min, icecream dropped in the sand, dog nearly drowns in a tide pool, kids get soaked in the ocean.

On the beach 20 min total before driving home all of us in tears. Another 50 min "

Cannae beat those special moments shared on a family day out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips

You are just too good to your weans, a cone with a flake. I would have made done with a photo of it. "

The wee guy at the park at Glasgow Green was selling them for £4.50.....that was without a flake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does Glasgow no have the five second rule? "

Aye but she was too busy greeting and I was too busy laughing to remind her.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips "
omg ! Your a bad mummy lol

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips

You are just too good to your weans, a cone with a flake. I would have made done with a photo of it.

The wee guy at the park at Glasgow Green was selling them for £4.50.....that was without a flake!"

£4.50 for a cone?

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By *oyeur 777Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips "

Dear Miss Muff,

My numb nut of a child has broken a mobile phone screen.

Do you have any good parental advice that you can pass on to myself?

Thank in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does Glasgow no have the five second rule? "

Canny do 5 second rule with whippy ice cream..what you using to pick it up..a mini shovel! Melted as soon as it hits the deck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips "

My wee niece did same with a Calippo..squuezed it too hard and whole thing popped out on to the pavement. Cried all way home! Her big sister tormented her with her one the rest of journey. Found an auld ice pole in ma freezer from about 2010 that i gave her to shut her up! She was happy as larry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips

Dear Miss Muff,

My numb nut of a child has broken a mobile phone screen.

Do you have any good parental advice that you can pass on to myself?

Thank in advance "

Flog some of their belongings on Gumtree to pay for the replacement.

Young yins need to learn the value of things and look after stuff.

When my 2 refused to tidy up their Lego I would strap them into their car seats and hoover it up in front of them.

Wee fuckers were soon tearing round their rooms like Mrs Hunch on speed.

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Dear Miss Muff

My teenage son insists on picking up my adult magazine delivery from the newspaper delivery wean before I get out of bed.

When I eventually get it, it has obviously been “read”.

I crave your advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my wee one a balloon on a string. Warned him that it was not a punching bag. He of course knew better.

Shocked pikachu face and tears when a hole appears and it defleats.

£4 and it lasted 10 mins. Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips "

Oh you are cruel Muff, that would make me cry too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips

Oh you are cruel Muff, that would make me cry too "

(Psst...I bought her another one....saft as shite really )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips

Oh you are cruel Muff, that would make me cry too

(Psst...I bought her another one....saft as shite really )"

You mean your sponsor bought her a new one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips

Oh you are cruel Muff, that would make me cry too

(Psst...I bought her another one....saft as shite really )"

Aaaw see I always knew you were a big softie

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By *oyeur 777Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips

Dear Miss Muff,

My numb nut of a child has broken a mobile phone screen.

Do you have any good parental advice that you can pass on to myself?

Thank in advance

Flog some of their belongings on Gumtree to pay for the replacement.

Young yins need to learn the value of things and look after stuff.

When my 2 refused to tidy up their Lego I would strap them into their car seats and hoover it up in front of them.

Wee fuckers were soon tearing round their rooms like Mrs Hunch on speed.

"

Hahaha, I think you should change your name.

Fanny McPhee ?

Or one tough muff maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips

Dear Miss Muff,

My numb nut of a child has broken a mobile phone screen.

Do you have any good parental advice that you can pass on to myself?

Thank in advance

Flog some of their belongings on Gumtree to pay for the replacement.

Young yins need to learn the value of things and look after stuff.

When my 2 refused to tidy up their Lego I would strap them into their car seats and hoover it up in front of them.

Wee fuckers were soon tearing round their rooms like Mrs Hunch on speed.

Hahaha, I think you should change your name.

Fanny McPhee ?

Or one tough muff maybe."

I like 1TUFF MUFF...could be my new licence plate

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips "

Kinda thing I’d do - character building! I think I did ok, Daughter is now 21 and making her own bolshy way through the world - can’t imagine where she gets that from

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By *oyeur 777Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Highway fucking robbery for a couple of cones. Sit down to eat them and the wee daftie drops the fucking thing before she's even ate the flake.

So I did what any thoughtful loving mother would do.

I described in minute detail how tasty mine was as she watched me eat it through her tears.

Join Muff tomorrow for more parenting tips

Dear Miss Muff,

My numb nut of a child has broken a mobile phone screen.

Do you have any good parental advice that you can pass on to myself?

Thank in advance

Flog some of their belongings on Gumtree to pay for the replacement.

Young yins need to learn the value of things and look after stuff.

When my 2 refused to tidy up their Lego I would strap them into their car seats and hoover it up in front of them.

Wee fuckers were soon tearing round their rooms like Mrs Hunch on speed.

Hahaha, I think you should change your name.

Fanny McPhee ?

Or one tough muff maybe.

I like 1TUFF MUFF...could be my new licence plate "

Hahaha, would love you to take me muff driving

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