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By *ab365X OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Some of these Status Updates crack me up! Here are two of my comedy favourites so far!

“If you’re a munter or a grunter, then walk on by!

.. "Any straight lads want to try and fist me? Never quite managed it before. Feels so good!"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Some of these Status Updates crack me up! Here are two of my comedy favourites so far!

“If you’re a munter or a grunter, then walk on by!

.. "Any straight lads want to try and fist me? Never quite managed it before. Feels so good!"

"
if they never tried it before how do they know it feels so good ? Lol

There are a few crackers out there for sure .

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By *llWomanButNoLadyWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

I personally like the ones where they state ‘anybody want to suck my cock now’ and then 10 minutes later ‘women are so fucking up themselves! This is a fuck site!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of these Status Updates crack me up! Here are two of my comedy favourites so far!

“If you’re a munter or a grunter, then walk on by!

.. "Any straight lads want to try and fist me? Never quite managed it before. Feels so good!"

"

Thank you, it's designed to make people laugh.

If you laugh we have a similar sense of humour.

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By *ab365X OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"Some of these Status Updates crack me up! Here are two of my comedy favourites so far!

“If you’re a munter or a grunter, then walk on by!

.. "Any straight lads want to try and fist me? Never quite managed it before. Feels so good!"

if they never tried it before how do they know it feels so good ? Lol

There are a few crackers out there for sure . "

Imagine reading these in a Xmas cracker? Lol!

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By *ab365X OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Here’s the best one so far!!!!

“Any straight guy’s want to piss on me for £100"

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Some of these Status Updates crack me up! Here are two of my comedy favourites so far!

“If you’re a munter or a grunter, then walk on by!

.. "Any straight lads want to try and fist me? Never quite managed it before. Feels so good!"

if they never tried it before how do they know it feels so good ? Lol

There are a few crackers out there for sure . "

Exactly what I was thinking I feel it is dude behind that profile

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"If you’re a munter or a grunter, then walk on by!"

This made me chuckle

Like anyone’s gonna fess up to being either a munter or grunter

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I see one quite often looking for, "a wank buddy needed asap". Gawd he must have a big boabie if he needs extra hands.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I see one quite often looking for, "a wank buddy needed asap". Gawd he must have a big boabie if he needs extra hands. "

Or he has his own hankering for big boabies and likes to be someone else's extra hands...

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I see one quite often looking for, "a wank buddy needed asap". Gawd he must have a big boabie if he needs extra hands.

Or he has his own hankering for big boabies and likes to be someone else's extra hands... "

He's not getting his hands on mine.

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By *ub-seekerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I see one quite often looking for, "a wank buddy needed asap". Gawd he must have a big boabie if he needs extra hands.

Or he has his own hankering for big boabies and likes to be someone else's extra hands... "

But the profile says straight………

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of these Status Updates crack me up! Here are two of my comedy favourites so far!

“If you’re a munter or a grunter, then walk on by!

.. "Any straight lads want to try and fist me? Never quite managed it before. Feels so good!"

"

Surely a fist is a fist, no?

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By *ab365X OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"Some of these Status Updates crack me up! Here are two of my comedy favourites so far!

“If you’re a munter or a grunter, then walk on by!

.. "Any straight lads want to try and fist me? Never quite managed it before. Feels so good!"

Surely a fist is a fist, no?"

I guess there’s a fist time for everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re a munter or a grunter, then walk on by!

This made me chuckle

Like anyone’s gonna fess up to being either a munter or grunter "

No one messages me, what am I doing wrong?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I see one quite often looking for, "a wank buddy needed asap". Gawd he must have a big boabie if he needs extra hands.

Or he has his own hankering for big boabies and likes to be someone else's extra hands...

But the profile says straight………"

I have NEVER looked.

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