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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Instead of hijacking another thread. The bar is open for possibly one night only... see how it goes. Free bar as long as when you place your order you get me a nice single malt or red wine...if you remember me say hi...if you don't still say hi.. a stranger is someone you haven't kissed yet... I'll pucker up.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’m driving tonight (mum taxi) so can I just have a cuppa tea. And none of you cheap tea bags!

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Instead of hijacking another thread. The bar is open for possibly one night only... see how it goes. Free bar as long as when you place your order you get me a nice single malt or red wine...if you remember me say hi...if you don't still say hi.. a stranger is someone you haven't kissed yet... I'll pucker up. "

I'll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please, and a wine for yourself.

Welcome back Jack

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I’m driving tonight (mum taxi) so can I just have a cuppa tea. And none of you cheap tea bags! "

How do you take it?

And how do you like your tea as well.

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Instead of hijacking another thread. The bar is open for possibly one night only... see how it goes. Free bar as long as when you place your order you get me a nice single malt or red wine...if you remember me say hi...if you don't still say hi.. a stranger is someone you haven't kissed yet... I'll pucker up.

I'll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please, and a wine for yourself.

Welcome back Jack "

Only the best gin and lemonade for you dear.

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Instead of hijacking another thread. The bar is open for possibly one night only... see how it goes. Free bar as long as when you place your order you get me a nice single malt or red wine...if you remember me say hi...if you don't still say hi.. a stranger is someone you haven't kissed yet... I'll pucker up.

I'll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please, and a wine for yourself.

Welcome back Jack

Only the best gin and lemonade for you dear."

Cheers

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Ooooo yes I would love a cheeky drink please

I’m feeling a fancy drink so can I please have a fruity margarita and a drink for yourself barman Jack

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Ooooo yes I would love a cheeky drink please

I’m feeling a fancy drink so can I please have a fruity margarita and a drink for yourself barman Jack "

It should be with you now.x

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Instead of hijacking another thread. The bar is open for possibly one night only... see how it goes. Free bar as long as when you place your order you get me a nice single malt or red wine...if you remember me say hi...if you don't still say hi.. a stranger is someone you haven't kissed yet... I'll pucker up.

I'll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please, and a wine for yourself.

Welcome back Jack

Only the best gin and lemonade for you dear.

Cheers "

Delivered with a smooch.xx

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Ooooo yes I would love a cheeky drink please

I’m feeling a fancy drink so can I please have a fruity margarita and a drink for yourself barman Jack

It should be with you now.x"

Watch out for that one Jack, she plies you with tequila!

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Ooooo yes I would love a cheeky drink please

I’m feeling a fancy drink so can I please have a fruity margarita and a drink for yourself barman Jack

It should be with you now.x

Watch out for that one Jack, she plies you with tequila! "

Fingers crossed... (hopefully tequila uncrosses something if hers..)

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Ooooo yes I would love a cheeky drink please

I’m feeling a fancy drink so can I please have a fruity margarita and a drink for yourself barman Jack

It should be with you now.x

Watch out for that one Jack, she plies you with tequila!

Fingers crossed... (hopefully tequila uncrosses something if hers..)"

Shit did I say that out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.

And one for yourself also barman..

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.

And one for yourself also barman.."

A very nice tipple...enjoy.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’m driving tonight (mum taxi) so can I just have a cuppa tea. And none of you cheap tea bags!

How do you take it?

And how do you like your tea as well. "

Cheeky!!! Just a bit of milk. Leave the bag in.

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I’m driving tonight (mum taxi) so can I just have a cuppa tea. And none of you cheap tea bags!

How do you take it?

And how do you like your tea as well.

Cheeky!!! Just a bit of milk. Leave the bag in."

Sorry...I can't, I can't do that. Tea bag, water, teabag out and then milk... ill put the tea bag on a plate and what you do with it is your choice.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’m driving tonight (mum taxi) so can I just have a cuppa tea. And none of you cheap tea bags!

How do you take it?

And how do you like your tea as well.

Cheeky!!! Just a bit of milk. Leave the bag in.

Sorry...I can't, I can't do that. Tea bag, water, teabag out and then milk... ill put the tea bag on a plate and what you do with it is your choice. "

If you can’t do the tea bagging yourself, then just give me the milk separate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.

And one for yourself also barman..

A very nice tipple...enjoy."

Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I’m driving tonight (mum taxi) so can I just have a cuppa tea. And none of you cheap tea bags!

How do you take it?

And how do you like your tea as well.

Cheeky!!! Just a bit of milk. Leave the bag in.

Sorry...I can't, I can't do that. Tea bag, water, teabag out and then milk... ill put the tea bag on a plate and what you do with it is your choice.

If you can’t do the tea bagging yourself, then just give me the milk separate. "

I could but its not milk you'd get...

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.

And one for yourself also barman..

A very nice tipple...enjoy.

Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you? "

It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.

And one for yourself also barman..

A very nice tipple...enjoy.

Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?

It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door "

Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.

And one for yourself also barman..

A very nice tipple...enjoy.

Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?

It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door

Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it "

I tend not to believe graffiti though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.

And one for yourself also barman..

A very nice tipple...enjoy.

Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?

It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door

Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it

I tend not to believe graffiti though "

Some can be so phylusophicl tho.

I once read on a wall on my left. Toilet tennis look right. Opposite wall read toilet tennis look left.

I was stuck in there for hours.

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.

And one for yourself also barman..

A very nice tipple...enjoy.

Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?

It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door

Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it

I tend not to believe graffiti though

Some can be so phylusophicl tho.

I once read on a wall on my left. Toilet tennis look right. Opposite wall read toilet tennis look left.

I was stuck in there for hours. "

Lol... who won...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.

And one for yourself also barman..

A very nice tipple...enjoy.

Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?

It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door

Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it

I tend not to believe graffiti though

Some can be so phylusophicl tho.

I once read on a wall on my left. Toilet tennis look right. Opposite wall read toilet tennis look left.

I was stuck in there for hours.

Lol... who won..."

I don't know yet I'm still playing

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.

And one for yourself also barman..

A very nice tipple...enjoy.

Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?

It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door

Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it

I tend not to believe graffiti though

Some can be so phylusophicl tho.

I once read on a wall on my left. Toilet tennis look right. Opposite wall read toilet tennis look left.

I was stuck in there for hours.

Lol... who won...

I don't know yet I'm still playing "

Boasting are you

Ladies he can go for hours.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Can I have a pint of venom kind sir. Some cheeky lady earlier alluded to this being my drink of choice....never one to shy away from a challenge

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Can I have a pint of venom kind sir. Some cheeky lady earlier alluded to this being my drink of choice....never one to shy away from a challenge "

Enjoy xx

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Ooooo yes I would love a cheeky drink please

I’m feeling a fancy drink so can I please have a fruity margarita and a drink for yourself barman Jack

It should be with you now.x

Watch out for that one Jack, she plies you with tequila! "

Hmm I wouldn’t know what she is talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.

And one for yourself also barman..

A very nice tipple...enjoy.

Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?

It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door

Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it

I tend not to believe graffiti though

Some can be so phylusophicl tho.

I once read on a wall on my left. Toilet tennis look right. Opposite wall read toilet tennis look left.

I was stuck in there for hours.

Lol... who won...

I don't know yet I'm still playing

Boasting are you

Ladies he can go for hours. "

only with the proper equipment

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Ooooo yes I would love a cheeky drink please

I’m feeling a fancy drink so can I please have a fruity margarita and a drink for yourself barman Jack

It should be with you now.x

Watch out for that one Jack, she plies you with tequila!

Hmm I wouldn’t know what she is talking about "

Damn. I thought I was getting lucky tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Can I have a pint of venom kind sir. Some cheeky lady earlier alluded to this being my drink of choice....never one to shy away from a challenge

Enjoy xx"

Well that was lovely. Pour me another please Mr Barman. Have one yourself this time.

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Can I have a pint of venom kind sir. Some cheeky lady earlier alluded to this being my drink of choice....never one to shy away from a challenge

Enjoy xx

Well that was lovely. Pour me another please Mr Barman. Have one yourself this time."

I will..but not that. Pissing fluorescent green isn't healthy.

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain "

Me too... especially when nekked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked "

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain...."

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. "

you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out. "

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak..."

don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...

don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter "

I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...

don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter

I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you.. "

Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...

don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter

I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..

Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate. "

Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...

don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter

I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..

Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.

Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big "

Small? Waayyy too big???

Both open to interpretation.

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...

don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter

I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..

Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.

Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big

Small? Waayyy too big???

Both open to interpretation. "

Not in the context...haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...

don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter

I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..

Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.

Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big

Small? Waayyy too big???

Both open to interpretation.

Not in the context...haha.."

What is the context u mention?

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...

don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter

I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..

Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.

Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big

Small? Waayyy too big???

Both open to interpretation.

Not in the context...haha..

What is the context u mention? "

The context being my small Penis...damn you got me to say it...you scoundrel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...

don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter

I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..

Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.

Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big

Small? Waayyy too big???

Both open to interpretation.

Not in the context...haha..

What is the context u mention?

The context being my small Penis...damn you got me to say it...you scoundrel. "

Hey it don't make you a bad man. I feel your pain.

Allegedly I'm a shite ride but a great laugh.

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...

don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter

I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..

Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.

Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big

Small? Waayyy too big???

Both open to interpretation.

Not in the context...haha..

What is the context u mention?

The context being my small Penis...damn you got me to say it...you scoundrel.

Hey it don't make you a bad man. I feel your pain.

Allegedly I'm a shite ride but a great laugh. "

I'm a great ride and a shite laugh.

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over a year ago


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...

don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter

I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..

Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.

Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big

Small? Waayyy too big???

Both open to interpretation.

Not in the context...haha..

What is the context u mention?

The context being my small Penis...damn you got me to say it...you scoundrel.

Hey it don't make you a bad man. I feel your pain.

Allegedly I'm a shite ride but a great laugh.

I'm a great ride and a shite laugh. "

I have a needle that goes like a sewing machine.

What a tag team we would be eh?

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...

don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter

I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..

Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.

Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big

Small? Waayyy too big???

Both open to interpretation.

Not in the context...haha..

What is the context u mention?

The context being my small Penis...damn you got me to say it...you scoundrel.

Hey it don't make you a bad man. I feel your pain.

Allegedly I'm a shite ride but a great laugh.

I'm a great ride and a shite laugh.

I have a needle that goes like a sewing machine.

What a tag team we would be eh? "

Is it a singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain

Me too... especially when nekked

Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....

It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.

Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...

don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter

I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..

Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.

Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big

Small? Waayyy too big???

Both open to interpretation.

Not in the context...haha..

What is the context u mention?

The context being my small Penis...damn you got me to say it...you scoundrel.

Hey it don't make you a bad man. I feel your pain.

Allegedly I'm a shite ride but a great laugh.

I'm a great ride and a shite laugh.

I have a needle that goes like a sewing machine.

What a tag team we would be eh?

Is it a singer "

Depends on how d*unk i am. Not usually a karaoke man.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.

Any chance of a morning cuppa instead?

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.

Any chance of a morning cuppa instead? "

It should be there...hot and wet.juat how I like y...i mean how you like it.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la


"Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.

Any chance of a morning cuppa instead?

It should be there...hot and wet.juat how I like y...i mean how you like it. "

Perfect. Nice and strong with just the right amount of milk. Thanks Jack!

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.

Any chance of a morning cuppa instead?

It should be there...hot and wet.juat how I like y...i mean how you like it.

Perfect. Nice and strong with just the right amount of milk. Thanks Jack!"

A good cup of tea is not all that I make.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la


"Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.

Any chance of a morning cuppa instead?

It should be there...hot and wet.juat how I like y...i mean how you like it.

Perfect. Nice and strong with just the right amount of milk. Thanks Jack!

A good cup of tea is not all that I make. "

Ooh, can I have a bacon roll as well?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.

Any chance of a morning cuppa instead?

It should be there...hot and wet.juat how I like y...i mean how you like it.

Perfect. Nice and strong with just the right amount of milk. Thanks Jack!

A good cup of tea is not all that I make. "

You do make a fine cuppa though. The colour was spot on

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.

Any chance of a morning cuppa instead?

It should be there...hot and wet.juat how I like y...i mean how you like it.

Perfect. Nice and strong with just the right amount of milk. Thanks Jack!

A good cup of tea is not all that I make.

Ooh, can I have a bacon roll as well? "

Of course... I do charge extra for cooking though. I'm a better cook than barman.

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.

Any chance of a morning cuppa instead?

It should be there...hot and wet.juat how I like y...i mean how you like it.

Perfect. Nice and strong with just the right amount of milk. Thanks Jack!

A good cup of tea is not all that I make.

You do make a fine cuppa though. The colour was spot on "

It's been perfected over many years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought there was a noise lol. You can't keep away can you Jack?

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I thought there was a noise lol. You can't keep away can you Jack? "

It's like hotel california. Hope you are well.x

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By *oyeur 777Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.

A round for whoever else is in just now.

And one for yourself dear barman.

Oh, and where's the toilet please?

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.

A round for whoever else is in just now.

And one for yourself dear barman.

Oh, and where's the toilet please?"

Hope you enjoyed your drink.

I was night shift..so kinda dead during the day.apologied for being a bad bar man...any ladies wanna spank me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just get a coffee?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I could go a very strong coffee and a cold beer to quench this self inflicted thirst.

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Coffee please , I’m at work x

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Can I just get a coffee? "

Black coffee...or with cream.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Welcome back Jack !

Today if the bars open could I just have a nice cold glass of Prosecco please

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I could go a very strong coffee and a cold beer to quench this self inflicted thirst. "

What kind of beer would you like?

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Coffee please , I’m at work x"

Fancy coffee or flat white?

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Welcome back Jack !

Today if the bars open could I just have a nice cold glass of Prosecco please "

Hope you enjoy it.x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Welcome back Jack !

Today if the bars open could I just have a nice cold glass of Prosecco please

Hope you enjoy it.x"

oh I will thank you !

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can I just get a coffee?

Black coffee...or with cream. "

Definitely with cream x

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Can I just get a coffee?

Black coffee...or with cream.

Definitely with cream x"

Made it a double

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I could go a very strong coffee and a cold beer to quench this self inflicted thirst.

What kind of beer would you like?"

Anything cold please. Apart from Tennents.

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I could go a very strong coffee and a cold beer to quench this self inflicted thirst.

What kind of beer would you like?

Anything cold please. Apart from Tennents. "

I'd put budweiser and any brewdog along with tenants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well helllllooooooo there. How are ya.

Welcome back to the land of sin

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I could go a very strong coffee and a cold beer to quench this self inflicted thirst.

What kind of beer would you like?

Anything cold please. Apart from Tennents.

I'd put budweiser and any brewdog along with tenants... "

Deal.

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By *ekked Jack OP   Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Well helllllooooooo there. How are ya.

Welcome back to the land of sin "

I'm doing good. How are you?

Hopefully you're gonna welcome me back with some si full shenanigans

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