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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be?

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By *ert999400Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have such a big cock it would make you faint

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. "

I think that one’s pretty hard to beat. Dumb, but potentially effective!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum up your bum cures Covid?

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I own the title deeds to planet earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have such a big cock it would make you faint"

Heard it was not the size..: just the stench

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine


"I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be? "

No, it's definitely true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing your balls with tingly tea tree shower gel is a good idea.No definitely fekin not true eeeekkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be?

No, it's definitely true

"

In that case you should be able to see mine from outer space.

And ye cannae.

Never trust a man with a full nutsack.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be?

No, it's definitely true

In that case you should be able to see mine from outer space.

And ye cannae.

Never trust a man with a full nutsack."

He must drink too much coffee and not enough milk.

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By *r Anon1Man
over a year ago

Bathgate

The vaccines will stop you getting covid.

Biggest lie since the invention of Jesus.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"The vaccines will stop you getting covid.

Biggest lie since the invention of Jesus."

Does that mean Santa doesn't exist either?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The vaccines will stop you getting covid.

Biggest lie since the invention of Jesus."

You want everyone to believe that? Cos you seem like you maybe don't believe it yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The vaccines will stop you getting covid.

Biggest lie since the invention of Jesus.

You want everyone to believe that? Cos you seem like you maybe don't believe it yourself. "

Also no one ever said it would stop you getting it, it would just make it less severe if you did

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling


"The vaccines will stop you getting covid.

Biggest lie since the invention of Jesus.

You want everyone to believe that? Cos you seem like you maybe don't believe it yourself.

Also no one ever said it would stop you getting it, it would just make it less severe if you did "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be?

No, it's definitely true

In that case you should be able to see mine from outer space.

And ye cannae.

Never trust a man with a full nutsack."

That's because yours are in the bedside drawer.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Im the best you'll ever have

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be?

No, it's definitely true

In that case you should be able to see mine from outer space.

And ye cannae.

Never trust a man with a full nutsack."

Maybe you need to swish it around like mouthwash instead of just swallowing.

Or have a special Bj toothbrush tae rub it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my ex was pregnant and overdue, I told her blowjobs create a motion that helps to induce labour

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Friday club, every woman in a commited relationship takes it up the arse on a Friday night - I don't care if we're in the middle of a movie, it's the rules!!!

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Friday club, every woman in a commited relationship takes it up the arse on a Friday night - I don't care if we're in the middle of a movie, it's the rules!!!"

Gentlemen first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Friday club, every woman in a commited relationship takes it up the arse on a Friday night - I don't care if we're in the middle of a movie, it's the rules!!!

Gentlemen first!"

You won't find many gentlemen in here.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Friday club, every woman in a commited relationship takes it up the arse on a Friday night - I don't care if we're in the middle of a movie, it's the rules!!!

Gentlemen first!

You won't find many gentlemen in here."

I was trying to keep it polite. Nae naughty step for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be? "

Time to change your dentist

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By *jezee1000Man
over a year ago

perth

Anal sex cures constipation !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending oot cock pics is a gd idea no one ever said

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By *implyfun1Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Ooops someone didn’t pay attention did they?….. lol

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By *r Anon1Man
over a year ago

Bathgate

How you feeling about it now ? Especially since Pfizer have admitted it

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By *undeeGuyXXXMan
over a year ago

Brechin

You can not get pregnant from doing it doggy!!!

I will pull out I promise oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking makes you go blind.

I mena tis nto hda yna afefct on mey eyesghit whtaosevr i hvae 20 02 vission stll.

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By *rumstick1972Man
over a year ago

blantyre

The americans definitely landed on the moon with on board computers on the spacecraft which where less powerful than a zx81

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I put my age in wrong on signing up...I'm actually 36

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By *un-shineWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I put my age in wrong on signing up...I'm actually 36 "

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