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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Screw waiting to be nominated! Tell me what you're the best at instead!

I'm the best at taking cross eyed selfies (try it! It's really hard, took me ages to perfect it!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im The best at standing on one leg while pulling up ma tights and not falling over!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im The best at standing on one leg while pulling up ma tights and not falling over!! "

You're the best Flamango!

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

I'm the best at underselling myself on my profile!

My veries sell me better than I do!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'm the best Bananaman impersonator in Scotland.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the best at underselling myself on my profile!

My veries sell me better than I do!"

Arrogance is a turn off anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the best Bananaman impersonator in Scotland. "

Oh it's you, hi Eric x

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’m the best.

That’s all

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

I'm the best at completely overestimating how much pasta I need to cook

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I'm the best at completely overestimating how much pasta I need to cook"

Same but with rice

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"I'm the best at completely overestimating how much pasta I need to cook

Same but with rice "

We're like Jesus with the loaves and fishes

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I'm the best at completely overestimating how much pasta I need to cook

Same but with rice

We're like Jesus with the loaves and fishes "

I keep being told “one handful” have you seen my hands? I can feed a small family with a single handful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m the best.

That’s all "

Yeah you are!! Go you!!

(You're also the best, person reading this)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the best at completely overestimating how much pasta I need to cook"

I gave in a few years ago and started weighing it, everytime I stop each portion just gets bigger and bigger until I go back to weighing it!)

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"I'm the best at completely overestimating how much pasta I need to cook

I gave in a few years ago and started weighing it, everytime I stop each portion just gets bigger and bigger until I go back to weighing it!)

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My gran would say a cupful of pasta but how do you measure a cupful of spaghetti?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the best at completely overestimating how much pasta I need to cook

I gave in a few years ago and started weighing it, everytime I stop each portion just gets bigger and bigger until I go back to weighing it!)

Spaghetti is the one thing I can guess quite well since someone told me one portion is the size of a twenty pence.

My gran would say a cupful of pasta but how do you measure a cupful of spaghetti?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the best at completely overestimating how much pasta I need to cook

I gave in a few years ago and started weighing it, everytime I stop each portion just gets bigger and bigger until I go back to weighing it!)

Spaghetti is the one thing I can guess quite well since someone told me one portion is the size of a twenty pence.

My gran would say a cupful of pasta but how do you measure a cupful of spaghetti?"

I have no idea how I managed to reply in the middle. Clearly I'm not the best at reply and quote

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'm the best at endlessly irritating, puerile puns.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the best at endlessly irritating, puerile puns. "

Prove it, give me one

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'm the best. Ask for one I'll give you 6-9.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im The best at standing on one leg while pulling up ma tights and not falling over!!

You're the best Flamango!"
I have a 33 inside leg you know,and look fantastic in nylons , so im told

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m the best at procrastin…. I’ll get back to this later

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / Manchester / London


"(You're also the best, person reading this)"

Aw, thanks Squiggle. I didn’t know you cared.

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