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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My pet hate.

Who wants to rim a furry balloon knot?

Why do women shave their bush but neglect the brown eye?

There's nothing worse than pumping her doggy only to look down and see Mustafa winking back at me.

It's gotten so bad now I take my glasses off to ride her!

Do other ladies leave their tea towel holder hairy? And why?

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By *ert999400Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's natural just don't look down buddy and enjoy the ride

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Shut your eyes and think of Ena Sharples to make you last longer than your usual 30 seconds .

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Take a set of clippers with you next time, blindfold her, and she'll just think it's a vibrator. Tada! Baldy bum for your pleasure and hers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some good advice here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mustafa...

Mine is more Bob Marley to be fair....

"Exodus! oh, yea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eah"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's gotten so bad now I take my glasses off to ride her!

brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mustafa...

Mine is more Bob Marley to be fair....

"Exodus! oh, yea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eah""

I can imagine yours with a big joint sticking out of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shut your eyes and think of Ena Sharples to make you last longer than your usual 30 seconds .

I would be quite happy if I came after 30 seconds, no point in prolonging the experience.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Mustafa...

Mine is more Bob Marley to be fair....

"Exodus! oh, yea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eah"

I can imagine yours with a big joint sticking out of it.

You sure it's not your cold, maggot-like, flappy four-skinner sticking into it that you're imagining?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mustafa...

Mine is more Bob Marley to be fair....

"Exodus! oh, yea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eah"

I can imagine yours with a big joint sticking out of it.

You sure it's not your cold, maggot-like, flappy four-skinner sticking into it that you're imagining?"

That's for later.

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By *otbeefandonionsCouple
over a year ago

Bathgate

I've not known any women with such a hairy balloon knot for it to be a problem.

So long as there's no cling on babbitt bits I'm ok.

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Shut your eyes and think of Ena Sharples to make you last longer than your usual 30 seconds .

Oh, Ena! How I miss her

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By *hatEscalatedQuicklyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

"My pet hate.

Who wants to rim a furry balloon knot?

Why do women shave their bush but neglect the brown eye?

There's nothing worse than pumping her doggy only to look down and see Mustafa winking back at me.

It's gotten so bad now I take my glasses off to ride her!

Do other ladies leave their tea towel holder hairy? And why?

It's a faff and regrowth is a bitch lol.

Do you shave all your pubes off for a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How else are we meant to keep it warm!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My pet hate.

Who wants to rim a furry balloon knot?

Why do women shave their bush but neglect the brown eye?

There's nothing worse than pumping her doggy only to look down and see Mustafa winking back at me.

It's gotten so bad now I take my glasses off to ride her!

Do other ladies leave their tea towel holder hairy? And why?

It's a faff and regrowth is a bitch lol.

Do you shave all your pubes off for a meet?"

If it was a requirement, then I would.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's gotten so bad now I take my glasses off to ride her!

brilliant."

You've not seen her. She's kinda hard to describe but one things for sure, she's definitely a close relatives of the Gruffalo.

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