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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, it's my birthday this week....

What was your best ever present and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be the presents you get as a kid that thing you were always absolutely buzzing for like a playstation or a guitar.

As an adult best presents have always been surprise trips away and the filth that's then ensued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gift of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bday this week to

a milestone one aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators

thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket

"So, it's my birthday this week....

What was your best ever present and why?"

If I remember you were after some cocoa butter. When is that fab 47 changing to fab 48? I've been looking out for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, it's my birthday this week....

What was your best ever present and why?

If I remember you were after some cocoa butter. When is that fab 47 changing to fab 48? I've been looking out for it. "

It's the wrong birthday on here...won't show as 48 for a while.

My birthday is Wednesday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators

thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me

Bzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators

thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me

Bzzzzzzz

Very happy birthday when it comes and hope you are spoiled

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators

thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me

I think I’ve bought 4 or 5 of them over the last few years as gifts. Never fail to make a woman smile.

For me, best was a barbute helmet. I’m a geek. Not apologising. (Or maybe it was the Spartan one).

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket

"So, it's my birthday this week....

What was your best ever present and why?

If I remember you were after some cocoa butter. When is that fab 47 changing to fab 48? I've been looking out for it.

It's the wrong birthday on here...won't show as 48 for a while.

My birthday is Wednesday."

That's a coincidence. I've just ordered an alternator belt off ebay and its due to be delivered on Wednesday. That would be a decent present if it arrives on time.

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By *irthytoolMan
over a year ago

dover

Years ago I was treated to my first ever FFM 3some for my birthday by my then girlfriend i haven’t had a prezzie to beat that since

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Mine was a beer fridge that I kept in the hut. It's too far to walk to the kitchen during the summer to get a beer.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"So, it's my birthday this week....

What was your best ever present and why?"

Lynx Africa gift set

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators

thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me

Bzzzzzzz

Very happy birthday when it comes and hope you are spoiled

Yeah. Happy Birthday gorgeous Muff. I’d spoil you too but I’m only free tomorrow and Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Aston Martin track day. I didn't stop grinning for a month afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands down tickets to see Adele in the hydro a few yrs ago.

Cried the whole day and the whole concert lol

I have THE best hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday when it comes Miss Muff

My best ever present was driving lessons. Still not passed though

in my defence I started not long before lockdown and have never bothered to find a new instructor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not had the best birthday present yet. I'm hoping it will be when I turn 50 next year x

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

My dog … I wanted one for 20 years and he kept saying no so I got a huge surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dog … I wanted one for 20 years and he kept saying no so I got a huge surprise "

Awwww.

I'd love a dog...or another wee moggy. But my cat wouldn't be having any of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Max bought me a nice vibrating thrusting rabbit from Lovehoney.com it's perfect for when he is away on business.

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket

"Max bought me a nice vibrating thrusting rabbit from Lovehoney.com it's perfect for when he is away on business.

And you 100% deserve it for that fab profile pic.

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I got a good present today

I was chatting to my daughter about how I turn 43 this November and a few min later she pointed out I'm only 41 just now

So I have the gift of an extra year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, it's my birthday this week....

What was your best ever present and why?"

Happy Birthday xx

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Follow up. Best birthday present I ever bought was an 18 hand beauty of a horse that my ex had ridden and loved already. She sent him back.

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By *idas ManMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"So, it's my birthday this week....

What was your best ever present and why?"

You haven’t had yours yet

hahaha

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

Best present I got when younger was this desk set easel with pens etc; having lots of siblings meant having something that was solely mine was special.

Even now, buying a new book is a birthday treat.

Ian has bought me a pair of Bluetooth wireless headphones which might not seem much but I wear hearing aids and my hearing went on one side; so gave up listening to music until he got me these. Best thing ever (so far!)

Millie

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"Follow up. Best birthday present I ever bought was an 18 hand beauty of a horse that my ex had ridden and loved already. She sent him back. "

That’s such a shame. Love horses; plus 18 hands is pretty tall! I used to ride an ex police horse called Autumn who was tall but needed encouragement to get moving now she’d retired!

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

It's a draw between football boots when I was about 7 years old...mouldies but addidas.

The album More Specials when I was 14 and the delights of Man at C&A.

Aye work them two paragraphs out young people.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

November 1979. TCR (total control racing) set. Still in working order I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, it's my birthday this week....

What was your best ever present and why?

You haven’t had yours yet

hahaha"

Loads of daft wee things but best one in recent years was probably the family holiday we had with my folks for my 40th. My wee Dad treated us all. Lots of lovely memories made. Can't think of an actual physical gift that springs to mind.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

A gold necklace from my gran, unfortunately she passed away last October but I cherish it even more now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losing my cherry on my 16 birthday to a neighbours wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators

thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me

I think I’ve bought 4 or 5 of them over the last few years as gifts. Never fail to make a woman smile.

For me, best was a barbute helmet. I’m a geek. Not apologising. (Or maybe it was the Spartan one). "

They are the best! Anything I can take in the bath is a winner with me

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A golden retriever puppy. He was my soulmate for 14years.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators

thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me

I think I’ve bought 4 or 5 of them over the last few years as gifts. Never fail to make a woman smile.

For me, best was a barbute helmet. I’m a geek. Not apologising. (Or maybe it was the Spartan one).

They are the best! Anything I can take in the bath is a winner with me "

You’re not talking about the steel or brass helmets are you? Just checking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators

thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me

I think I’ve bought 4 or 5 of them over the last few years as gifts. Never fail to make a woman smile.

For me, best was a barbute helmet. I’m a geek. Not apologising. (Or maybe it was the Spartan one).

They are the best! Anything I can take in the bath is a winner with me

You’re not talking about the steel or brass helmets are you? Just checking.

.... I mean I imagine they might be waterproof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was literally just this month.

For my 40th the wife got me tickets for the British GP at Silverstone which included paddock club hospitality for the Friday. Honestly one of the greatest weekends of my life. Can't see how I can possibly match this to return the favour for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, it's my birthday this week....

What was your best ever present and why?

If I remember you were after some cocoa butter. When is that fab 47 changing to fab 48? I've been looking out for it.

It's the wrong birthday on here...won't show as 48 for a while.

My birthday is Wednesday."

Happy birthday miss muff , hope its been a great one for ye xx

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Happy birthday Miss Muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

This will age me - boom box I was first among my friends to get one! Thought I was the bees knees in the park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday little Miss Muff. Hope Mr Spoiled you rotten xxx

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By *nverMan
over a year ago

....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun

Happy Birthday Muff!! xxxx

Anyway, my best ever present was my Black Lab, got him as a pup for Xmas, and he was my spoilt wee baby boy and bestest buddy for 13.5 years. Absolutely broke my heart when he died.

He was all the more special, because I always wanted a Lab, as a kid/teenager/20something, and wasn't able to have one.

I grew up as an Army Brat, all over the world, and also served for a bit myself. So, I wasn't able to have a dog moving around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't received it yet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had a lovely day. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Wined, dined....and might manage a 68 1/2 tonight....no as flexible as I used to be

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Happy birthday muff hope you’ve had a great day & been spoiled today & everyday

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By *cotlosthiskiltMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It's the wrong birthday on here...won't show as 48 for a while.

My birthday is Wednesday."

Happy Birthday

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ahhh happy birthday hope you had a great time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday!

Best ever birthday present: My virginity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a bullet for the Mrs and I'm using on me now I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a lovely day. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Wined, dined....and might manage a 68 1/2 tonight....no as flexible as I used to be

If no one else is going to ask then I will. Did you get yer hole?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a lovely day. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Wined, dined....and might manage a 68 1/2 tonight....no as flexible as I used to be

If no one else is going to ask then I will. Did you get yer hole?

Yes.

And no mega pint, removal of spectacles or bags over head were required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a lovely day. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Wined, dined....and might manage a 68 1/2 tonight....no as flexible as I used to be

If no one else is going to ask then I will. Did you get yer hole?

Yes.

And no mega pint, removal of spectacles or bags over head were required."

I would like to here the victims take on that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a lovely day. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Wined, dined....and might manage a 68 1/2 tonight....no as flexible as I used to be

If no one else is going to ask then I will. Did you get yer hole?

Yes.

And no mega pint, removal of spectacles or bags over head were required.

I would like to here the victims take on that.

That's unlikely to happen.

I take my shagging tips from the female preying mantis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a lovely day. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Wined, dined....and might manage a 68 1/2 tonight....no as flexible as I used to be

If no one else is going to ask then I will. Did you get yer hole?

Yes.

And no mega pint, removal of spectacles or bags over head were required.

I would like to here the victims take on that.

That's unlikely to happen.

I take my shagging tips from the female preying mantis

Apologies, typo. Hear, not here.

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

My best birthday present was for my 40th when I was given a very nice Gibson les Paul Gary Moore edition, something I always wanted as soon as I seen one when I was ot younger.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Happy belated birthday Miss Muff

Best presents I've had are the ones the kids have made or if they make me tea or breakfast on my birthday. I'm easy pleased. Not really one for material things. Weekends/overnights away or meals out as gifts are much appreciated

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