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"See loads of folk complaining about other folk keeping on socks in their shagging pics. But what if they're hiding pure Hobbit feet? What if their toe nails are Fungus Infection Central and they look like they've stuck a of Curly Wurly on each toe? What's your Fab mystery or something that's made you ponder?" Why you're not in the top picks ya sexy bastard.  | |||
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"See loads of folk complaining about other folk keeping on socks in their shagging pics. But what if they're hiding pure Hobbit feet? What if their toe nails are Fungus Infection Central and they look like they've stuck a of Curly Wurly on each toe? What's your Fab mystery or something that's made you ponder? Why you're not in the top picks ya sexy bastard. "Awww Shabbadabba Doo....whit ye like...  | |||
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"Have to say that feet in general just give me the boak. Personally speaking, I'd rather folk didn't show them at all. But that's just me!! One that always gets me is "Cannot accommodate" and "Cannot travel". So you won't have anyone over and you won't jump on a bus, or get a taxi? So, I'm intrigued, do you manage your meets? "Teleporter? | |||
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"Why some folk on here go out their way to be total cûnts?"
Yeah. The people who send horrendous pms ...I don't get that.
I'd rather be an honest cunt about being a total cunt and do it on the forum. | |||
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"Have to say that feet in general just give me the boak. Personally speaking, I'd rather folk didn't show them at all. But that's just me!! One that always gets me is "Cannot accommodate" and "Cannot travel". So you won't have anyone over and you won't jump on a bus, or get a taxi? So, I'm intrigued, do you manage your meets?
Teleporter? "But that's TRAVELLING!!!!  | |||
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"Have to say that feet in general just give me the boak. Personally speaking, I'd rather folk didn't show them at all. But that's just me!! One that always gets me is "Cannot accommodate" and "Cannot travel". So you won't have anyone over and you won't jump on a bus, or get a taxi? So, I'm intrigued, do you manage your meets?
Teleporter?
But that's TRAVELLING!!!! "Aye but it's no waiting half on an hour on the 62 or waiting on an Uber ya fucking nugget.... Oops...there I go...being a cunt | |||
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"See loads of folk complaining about other folk keeping on socks in their shagging pics. But what if they're hiding pure Hobbit feet? What if their toe nails are Fungus Infection Central and they look like they've stuck a of Curly Wurly on each toe? What's your Fab mystery or something that's made you ponder? Why you're not in the top picks ya sexy bastard.
Awww Shabbadabba Doo....whit ye like..."I'm just an old romantic.  | |||
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"See loads of folk complaining about other folk keeping on socks in their shagging pics. But what if they're hiding pure Hobbit feet? What if their toe nails are Fungus Infection Central and they look like they've stuck a of Curly Wurly on each toe? What's your Fab mystery or something that's made you ponder? Why you're not in the top picks ya sexy bastard.
Awww Shabbadabba Doo....whit ye like...
I'm just an old romantic. "Who hangs about folks front doors looking at guy's hard ons. | |||
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"Have to say that feet in general just give me the boak. Personally speaking, I'd rather folk didn't show them at all. But that's just me!! One that always gets me is "Cannot accommodate" and "Cannot travel". So you won't have anyone over and you won't jump on a bus, or get a taxi? So, I'm intrigued, do you manage your meets?
Teleporter?
But that's TRAVELLING!!!!
Aye but it's no waiting half on an hour on the 62 or waiting on an Uber ya fucking nugget....
Oops...there I go...being a cunt "That's ok. Start as ye mean to go on! | |||
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"Have to say that feet in general just give me the boak. Personally speaking, I'd rather folk didn't show them at all. But that's just me!! One that always gets me is "Cannot accommodate" and "Cannot travel". So you won't have anyone over and you won't jump on a bus, or get a taxi? So, I'm intrigued, do you manage your meets?
Teleporter?
But that's TRAVELLING!!!!
Aye but it's no waiting half on an hour on the 62 or waiting on an Uber ya fucking nugget....
Oops...there I go...being a cunt
That's ok. Start as ye mean to go on! "I'm a transparent cunt. | |||
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"See loads of folk complaining about other folk keeping on socks in their shagging pics. But what if they're hiding pure Hobbit feet? What if their toe nails are Fungus Infection Central and they look like they've stuck a of Curly Wurly on each toe? What's your Fab mystery or something that's made you ponder? Why you're not in the top picks ya sexy bastard.
Awww Shabbadabba Doo....whit ye like...
I'm just an old romantic.
Who hangs about folks front doors looking at guy's hard ons. "I see you're stalking me, I'm so flattered. Involuntarily I may add, all in a days work for an Amazon driver. | |||
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"See loads of folk complaining about other folk keeping on socks in their shagging pics. But what if they're hiding pure Hobbit feet? What if their toe nails are Fungus Infection Central and they look like they've stuck a of Curly Wurly on each toe? What's your Fab mystery or something that's made you ponder? Why you're not in the top picks ya sexy bastard.
Awww Shabbadabba Doo....whit ye like...
I'm just an old romantic.
Who hangs about folks front doors looking at guy's hard ons.
I see you're stalking me, I'm so flattered. Involuntarily I may add, all in a days work for an Amazon driver. "Were you the guy watching me through the window doing my pilates a few months ago? You owe me a fiver for the window cleaner! | |||
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"See loads of folk complaining about other folk keeping on socks in their shagging pics. But what if they're hiding pure Hobbit feet? What if their toe nails are Fungus Infection Central and they look like they've stuck a of Curly Wurly on each toe? What's your Fab mystery or something that's made you ponder? Why you're not in the top picks ya sexy bastard.
Awww Shabbadabba Doo....whit ye like...
I'm just an old romantic.
Who hangs about folks front doors looking at guy's hard ons.
I see you're stalking me, I'm so flattered. Involuntarily I may add, all in a days work for an Amazon driver.
Were you the guy watching me through the window doing my pilates a few months ago?
You owe me a fiver for the window cleaner!"You owe me more than that for new glasses, I'm nearly blind. | |||
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"Why some folk on here go out their way to be total cûnts?" I totally get you on this! It's most likely because they're bored and love trying to get a rise out of people x | |||
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"Always wonder why... 1.Folk keep multiple account and be a dick in everyone. 2.post pics daily. 3.need the right to be right all the time. 4.be rude. No need or energy for any of the pish." I agree, it's crazy. | |||
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"I second that motion….if you don’t accom…and don’t travel… how do you meet…. Hotel perhaps…????" Knee trembler in the close .  | |||
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"I second that motion….if you don’t accom…and don’t travel… how do you meet…. Hotel perhaps…???? Knee trembler in the close . "You speaking from experience? | |||
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"I second that motion….if you don’t accom…and don’t travel… how do you meet…. Hotel perhaps…???? Knee trembler in the close . "Never had a knee trembler in a close....I think... | |||
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"I second that motion….if you don’t accom…and don’t travel… how do you meet…. Hotel perhaps…???? Knee trembler in the close .
Never had a knee trembler in a close....I think... "What about in a park? | |||
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"I second that motion….if you don’t accom…and don’t travel… how do you meet…. Hotel perhaps…???? Knee trembler in the close .
Never had a knee trembler in a close....I think...
What about in a park? "Never. It's crazy after dark. | |||
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"I second that motion….if you don’t accom…and don’t travel… how do you meet…. Hotel perhaps…???? Knee trembler in the close .
Never had a knee trembler in a close....I think...
What about in a park?
Never.
It's crazy after dark."You're right. I can't walk through the park cause it's crazy after dark. | |||
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"I would like to know how people get really big items on their bums (for example I saw a pic earlier of a bottle of vodka) also how on earth do they get the angle right to take a pic!? " Dafuq? | |||
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"I would like to know how people get really big items on their bums (for example I saw a pic earlier of a bottle of vodka) also how on earth do they get the angle right to take a pic!? " CJs. (Isn't that the answer to everything on here?)  | |||
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"I would like to know how people get really big items on their bums (for example I saw a pic earlier of a bottle of vodka) also how on earth do they get the angle right to take a pic!? CJs. (Isn't that the answer to everything on here?) "So you mean instead of folk congregating at CJs for a mass pumping session, it's actually to practice putting stuff up their cooncil gritter with their pals. Nice  | |||
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"I would like to know how people get really big items on their bums (for example I saw a pic earlier of a bottle of vodka) also how on earth do they get the angle right to take a pic!? CJs. (Isn't that the answer to everything on here?)
So you mean instead of folk congregating at CJs for a mass pumping session, it's actually to practice putting stuff up their cooncil gritter with their pals.
Nice "It would appear so. Someone asks a question in this board, and the answer seems to be "CJs". It's like fabs answer to sudocreme! | |||
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"I would like to know how people get really big items on their bums (for example I saw a pic earlier of a bottle of vodka) also how on earth do they get the angle right to take a pic!? CJs. (Isn't that the answer to everything on here?)
So you mean instead of folk congregating at CJs for a mass pumping session, it's actually to practice putting stuff up their cooncil gritter with their pals.
Nice
It would appear so.
Someone asks a question in this board, and the answer seems to be "CJs".
It's like fabs answer to sudocreme!"Sudocreme is the answer to the problem which arises after the vodka bottle has been removed | |||
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"I second that motion….if you don’t accom…and don’t travel… how do you meet…. Hotel perhaps…???? Knee trembler in the close .
Never had a knee trembler in a close....I think... "You haven't lived | |||
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"If men actually get lucky from one of those really long copy and paste messages about what they want to do you or a fancy a fuck message." By the time they have cut and paste all those messages they are too tired to do anything to you. | |||
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