FabSwingers.com forum: Awkward moment you have had a hard on.

By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

New year dance with my mums friend and i had fancied her for years and i could not help it but have a hard cock. i am sure she knew as she would brush against it as we dance slow.what is your awkward moment.

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By *irthytoolMan
over a year ago

dover

On the tube last week lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New year dance with my mums friend and i had fancied her for years and i could not help it but have a hard cock. i am sure she knew as she would brush against it as we dance slow.what is your awkward moment."

Watching you slow dance.

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By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

"On the tube last week lol"
Did you miss your stop lol.

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By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

Watching you slow dance."
oh was i that bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took an aunt home after a party she looked so hot

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By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

"Took an aunt home after a party she looked so hot "
did she know and anything happen

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Female doctor inspected my armpits and groin for signs of potential cancerous lumps.....no issue with her touching my armpits but when she touched my groin...instant hardon.....

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By *irthytoolMan
over a year ago

dover

She say anything?

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By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

"Female doctor inspected my armpits and groin for signs of potential cancerous lumps.....no issue with her touching my armpits but when she touched my groin...instant hardon.....

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how did that go down lol

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket

Yeah, your mums friend probably went home and spent an hour with her favourite dildo after feeling your hard on. Is that how your fantasy finished???

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By *ibennyMan
over a year ago

rutherglen

Having a x-ray lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always went commando to physio

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By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

Yeah, your mums friend probably went home and spent an hour with her favourite dildo after feeling your hard on. Is that how your fantasy finished???"
well i did end up having her many times later

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

Worked at a residential school, the school nurse worked part time, didn’t have much to do with her until I needed some injections in my back at the hospital. She was the theatre nurse dealing with me, all was going ok until she asked me to strip down to my underpants

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By *omble 69Man
over a year ago

Symington

In a geography class aged 14 behind the girl I fancied at time.

Thankfully no one notice

Would happily show her it now

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By *umseekerMan
over a year ago

montrose

Trying on speedos as a kid - wasn’t ideal !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who were you trying them on with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing my mum get fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am on TRT- testosterone replacement for life and get testosterone injections every 8 weeks

The first 2 weeks after can be very difficult/testing as you get many unexpected, unwanted erections.

The most recent was when I was standing in a Tesco check out queue, I had all shopping on the belt waiting to go through and got an erection that was obvious to all as I had jogging bottoms on.

I quickly packed shopping, paid and got out quickly.

Was still rock solid driving all way home.

One downside of being on TRT medication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the local swimming pool when the cute life guard with a spectacular figure came walking in to start her shift . Feeew she was definitely teasing the guys with that swagger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Around my ex wife still gets me hard but I know she will never touch me

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Female doctor inspected my armpits and groin for signs of potential cancerous lumps.....no issue with her touching my armpits but when she touched my groin...instant hardon.....

how did that go down lol"

It didn't go down...

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

In a bar, the lady I was chatting to flashed her panties to me to prove she was wearing matching underwear!

Well, my reaction was instant and hard to hide, certainly made leaving the bar interesting, with my clearly visible level of excitement on display through my tight suit trousers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a couple of occasions while treating clients. Thankfully they never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just now reading this

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By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

"On a couple of occasions while treating clients. Thankfully they never know. "
any one ever just reach over and rubbed your cock

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

It was pretty awkward at 3am when I needed a piss. Contemplated the hand stand position for a second

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By *jezee1000Man
over a year ago

perth

Few times .. in pe class with tight shorts . Boys only school . !!

Also after a pumping session out on bike with Lycra shorts and neighbour and wife stopped to chat and my inflated cock was hanging down leg of tight cycle shorts.

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By *arkbhoyMan
over a year ago

Inverness

Going in to the supermarket other day in the sun was driving to the shop & got a hard on in my shorts & wouldn't go down,, walked across car park with it poking out

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By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

"It was pretty awkward at 3am when I needed a piss. Contemplated the hand stand position for a second "
that is a mighty cock to try and hide when hard

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By *lasgowFun777Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

At an awards ceremony in front of my MDs wife…

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By *cottish gentMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

Getting my legs massaged by a Physio.

I was mortified, but she laughed it off saying it happens a lot more than I thought. Not gonna lie it stuck around much longer than I was expecting. It promptly disappeared when she got to my IT Band

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"It was pretty awkward at 3am when I needed a piss. Contemplated the hand stand position for a second that is a mighty cock to try and hide when hard"

It’s difficult to aim with at 3am that’s for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never rubbed but “accidentally brushed” it. I have to be honest, we can’t help it if it happens but you just can’t go shoving it in someone’s face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I massage males and females for a profession, it would be easier pointing out the guys who haven’t had a hard on when massaging them

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By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

"I massage males and females for a profession, it would be easier pointing out the guys who haven’t had a hard on when massaging them

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,,, you ever do extras

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By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

"It was pretty awkward at 3am when I needed a piss. Contemplated the hand stand position for a second that is a mighty cock to try and hide when hard

It’s difficult to aim with at 3am that’s for sure "
would love to cock and load hat weapon

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"It was pretty awkward at 3am when I needed a piss. Contemplated the hand stand position for a second that is a mighty cock to try and hide when hard

It’s difficult to aim with at 3am that’s for sure would love to cock and load hat weapon"

No weapons allowed on fab

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By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

"It was pretty awkward at 3am when I needed a piss. Contemplated the hand stand position for a second that is a mighty cock to try and hide when hard

It’s difficult to aim with at 3am that’s for sure would love to cock and load hat weapon

No weapons allowed on fab

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. well then it is a monster cock

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Glasvegas/Kilmarnock

"Hearing my mum get fucked "

Always one that takes it too far

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By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

"Hearing my mum get fucked

Always one that takes it too far

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, did you have a wank as you listened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I massage males and females for a profession, it would be easier pointing out the guys who haven’t had a hard on when massaging them

,,, you ever do extras "

Not when in the practise as I would lose my income and face a lot of serious consequences, but when I’ve done home visits I’ve helped a few ladies who have had a request or two

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By *heerlover2Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

"I massage males and females for a profession, it would be easier pointing out the guys who haven’t had a hard on when massaging them

,,, you ever do extras "

Thats exactly what I was wondring haha. Where abouts are you and are you legit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I massage males and females for a profession, it would be easier pointing out the guys who haven’t had a hard on when massaging them

,,, you ever do extras

Thats exactly what I was wondring haha. Where abouts are you and are you legit"

I’m up at Westfield Village in Cumbernauld and yes, I’m very legit unfortunately. Pay my taxes and everything

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By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

"I massage males and females for a profession, it would be easier pointing out the guys who haven’t had a hard on when massaging them

,,, you ever do extras

Thats exactly what I was wondring haha. Where abouts are you and are you legitnever had a male massage me and i guess i would get hard

I’m up at Westfield Village in Cumbernauld and yes, I’m very legit unfortunately. Pay my taxes and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a Hardon during an eye appointment not long ago. The doctor was gorgeous, chatty and almost flirty. That borderline between just friendly and flirty.

She touched my knee at the end of the examination to say ‘ok you can sit back now’ and that was it. Rock hard.

I was in jeans, so I hope it wasn’t obvious.

I had to try to discreetly adjust the goods when I stood up

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By *ama bama OP Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

"I had a Hardon during an eye appointment not long ago. The doctor was gorgeous, chatty and almost flirty. That borderline between just friendly and flirty.

She touched my knee at the end of the examination to say ‘ok you can sit back now’ and that was it. Rock hard.

I was in jeans, so I hope it wasn’t obvious. bet she noticed and got all wet herself

I had to try to discreetly adjust the goods when I stood up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly. But most likely just in my fantasies

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

Got a Thai massage one time (not the kind your thinking of) similar to what UFC fighters etc get before fights to get all knots etc out the muscles - sore as hell. Had to strip to boxers and put on these shorts she gave me as to not ruin underwear with the pil she used. Was the most painful, intense and best feeling rolled into one. At 1 point while grabbing the muscle in the arm pit I near cried

. After she finished I had to take the shorts off to give them back and revealed a raging hardon while standing in my boxers - quickly trying to get my jeans back on before she saw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While having physio

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Split my banjo.went into a & e

Female dr examined it, got hard blood going everywhere hard on wouldn’t go down

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