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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So the Mrs has taken the kids out for the day and I have control of the hoose.

First thing I'm going to do to is go for a long relaxing shite.

Anyone with teenagers will understand the bathroom becomes a bit like Jerusalem, everyone wants it.

After my long relaxing shite I might even sit on my couch and watch some of my TV, it's been so long I'll probably need to read the manual again to see how it functions.

After that I might go for shite no.2, or I might just sit in the bathroom because I can.

It's actually crossed my mind several times to chain myself to the radiator like Terry Waite.

Fuck it I might even change the locks and do a sit in.

So if I find myself idle, what else should I get up too?

Shabba.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Have you considered having a wank ?

A pokey bum wank even, but remember to douche after your big satisfying shite

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"So the Mrs has taken the kids out for the day and I have control of the hoose.

First thing I'm going to do to is go for a long relaxing shite.

Anyone with teenagers will understand the bathroom becomes a bit like Jerusalem, everyone wants it.

After my long relaxing shite I might even sit on my couch and watch some of my TV, it's been so long I'll probably need to read the manual again to see how it functions.

After that I might go for shite no.2, or I might just sit in the bathroom because I can.

It's actually crossed my mind several times to chain myself to the radiator like Terry Waite.

Fuck it I might even change the locks and do a sit in.

So if I find myself idle, what else should I get up too?

Shabba.

The peace in the loo thing has never been an issue for us, as we have two loos (Nope not posh) just the joys of having a mum who couldn't climb the stairs repeatedly through the day.

Having two was super helpful before I had my bowel cancer removal operation too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you considered having a wank ?

A pokey bum wank even, but remember to douche after your big satisfying shite

That's not really my thing, anyway I find a good shite feels a bit orgasmic anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So the Mrs has taken the kids out for the day and I have control of the hoose.

First thing I'm going to do to is go for a long relaxing shite.

Anyone with teenagers will understand the bathroom becomes a bit like Jerusalem, everyone wants it.

After my long relaxing shite I might even sit on my couch and watch some of my TV, it's been so long I'll probably need to read the manual again to see how it functions.

After that I might go for shite no.2, or I might just sit in the bathroom because I can.

It's actually crossed my mind several times to chain myself to the radiator like Terry Waite.

Fuck it I might even change the locks and do a sit in.

So if I find myself idle, what else should I get up too?

Shabba.

The peace in the loo thing has never been an issue for us, as we have two loos (Nope not posh) just the joys of having a mum who couldn't climb the stairs repeatedly through the day.

Having two was super helpful before I had my bowel cancer removal operation too."

2 toilets or less children is the way forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate… you’re full of shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ is this another profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mate… you’re full of shite!

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christ is this another profile

Oldie but grumppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oldie but can smell the same shite a mile off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oldie but can smell the same shite a mile off

Buy better toilet roll so your finger doesn't go right through it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rest my case.

Same old same old.

Yawn.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Have you considered having a wank ?

A pokey bum wank even, but remember to douche after your big satisfying shite

That's not really my thing, anyway I find a good shite feels a bit orgasmic anyway."

Are you friends with Carlos?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you considered having a wank ?

A pokey bum wank even, but remember to douche after your big satisfying shite

That's not really my thing, anyway I find a good shite feels a bit orgasmic anyway.

Are you friends with Carlos?"

Eh no, why does he want to come to my empty and dae a shite?

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