FabSwingers.com forum: instant turn off

By *assyscot1 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

what is an instant turn off /cold shower to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is an instant turn off /cold shower to you?"

Mess in the background of any pics

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By *assyscot1 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

yeah it does make you wonder a bit

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By *eniandMikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cock pics….where the Willy is poking out of a mass of unruly grey or ginger pubes!!

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By *assyscot1 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

yeah cocks arent the most photogenic things either

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By *bwreturnsWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

When guys send pics with a side smile- the usual go to for guys, or, they have their arm up to show off their tattoos! ICK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty fingernails

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'll leave one thing off this list, but for me it's mostly the stereotypical sexy outfits and costumes.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bathroom cock pics

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Bathroom cock pics

I always though this too and then boom a picture of me in the bathroom, double standards on my part

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Where do I start lol

Boggin nails

Cock pics

Messy backgrounds

Halitosis teeth

Crude messages or profiles

That’s just for starters lol

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Where do I start lol

Boggin nails

Cock pics

Messy backgrounds

Halitosis teeth

Crude messages or profiles

That’s just for starters lol "

What's for seconds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knobshots.

Messy backgrounds.

Not ready profiles.

Crudeness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty fingernails "

Absolutely this

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Where do I start lol

Boggin nails

Cock pics

Messy backgrounds

Halitosis teeth

Crude messages or profiles

That’s just for starters lol

What's for seconds?

Cheesy knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of tattoos & beards.

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Where do I start lol

Boggin nails

Cock pics

Messy backgrounds

Halitosis teeth

Crude messages or profiles

That’s just for starters lol

What's for seconds?

Cheesy knob

Eeeww that goes without saying

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

"Lots of tattoos & beards. "

Tattoos can be nice even lots of them for me but I get super excited if I see a guy with totally unspoiled flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of tattoos & beards. "
that's my favourite type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messy background, piles of laundry, pictures that a gynaecologist would be proud to use in a lecture at a conference

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"Lots of tattoos & beards. that's my favourite type

And mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pictures that a gynaecologist would be proud to use in a lecture at a conference"

Or a proctologist.

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By *enLucyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"what is an instant turn off /cold shower to you?"

Gotta smell good. Or it's a nope. That's why a social meet is helpful...

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By *espect11Man
over a year ago

Hand tattoos, messy rooms and dirty arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gynaecological photos

Dick pics

Tacky and cheap "sexy" role play outfits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being talked to like they've known me all my days..

"Hi babez"

"Aw right sexy the hings ad dae to you"

"A could make you feel stuff yev never felt afore"

"Would you drop to your knees when I walk in the door like a good wee slut"

No deal! It's even making me cringe writing it

SJ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red button on the remote

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By *ikerBloke...Man
over a year ago

western hemisphere , planet earth

Over confidence and ego.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red button on the remote "

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By *axtanMan
over a year ago

los Cristianos now

People with a long list who don't have any pictures and come from some daft named place!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here for some reason it turns me off when people say they're discreet and/or hygienic like those aren't things you should just expect from everyone. I don't know why it bugs me so much, it just does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is an instant turn off /cold shower to you?

Gotta smell good. Or it's a nope. That's why a social meet is helpful..."

Armani Code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like others have said - the background of your pics is a cowp,

gym flexing

close ups of someone's arsehole,

dirty nails,

cock pics taken over the toilet

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Arrogance

The use of babes/hun/honey/gorgeous etc in a message

Unsolicited dick pics

Cock over a toilet pics

Action shots on a single profile

"I don't bite unless you want me to" or similarly cringy statements on a profile or in a message

The use of the word 'naughty'

Overpowering aftershave

Body odour/bad breath

I could go on...

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By *eciltheboldMan
over a year ago

the land of neeps and haggis Perthish

Teeth like a piano keyboard.

Smokey smelling clothes.

Loads of bareback verifications.

The willingness to fuck anything with a pulse.

The need to put 'if you like my pic you can fuck me' just to get the ratings.

Maybe I just fussy or have OCD I don't know lol

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By *ariemike11Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Halitosis and inability to hold conversation at a social meet

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By *enni WhiteTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Lots of tattoos & beards. "

I'm with your there

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By *haifuarMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

Profiles that are soooo long and full of warnings and passive-aggressive filtering that you feel liked you have to go for counselling after wading through it.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Cunty Durham

Cunts not reading profile before sending some shite message...

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Pix where girls hold their flaps open... Not sure why they think I would want to see their insides

Arrogance.

Profiles with a million rules that if I don't folliw I'm not getting my msg open

There's a few others but that's enough moaning for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On profiles, extreme negativity.

In photos & videos, people who take themselves way to seriously and are trying too hard to look sexy. I think women are worse for this on Fab.

Pics where the person's body is covered in degrading language. Realise this is a big kink for some but I think it looks horrible.

Pics over a lavvie bowl that looks like something from the middle ages.

In person, people coming on too strong. Has me running for the hills.

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By *ab365XMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Photos of gaping Anatomical areas that look like a burst couch.

Stating that your body type is athletic on your profile & it’s obviously not!

Messages that start with ‘how’s you?’.

Messy backgrounds in photos are a tell tale sign that you’re a clatty & unhygienic individual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Female demanding/ranting profiles

Couples profiles were the female is bicurious who only seek couples/females for her male partners gain.

Endless photographs

Detailed genitalia images

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By *enLucyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"what is an instant turn off /cold shower to you?

Gotta smell good. Or it's a nope. That's why a social meet is helpful...

Armani Code

I met a guy at a social recently who smelled SO DAMN GOOD. It really, really turned my head. Then I saw the rest... mmm

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By *lasgowA1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dirty fingernails oh and dirty feet, cannot abide either of these two.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Where do I start lol

Boggin nails

Cock pics

Messy backgrounds

Halitosis teeth

Crude messages or profiles

That’s just for starters lol

What's for seconds?

Cheesy knob

Would you cave in for a Brie, Camembert or, god forbid, a Stilton? Cock fondue could be a thing.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

One turn off for me, careless spelling mistakes on a profile, especially when they can’t be bothered to spell their location correctly or mess up their tagline.

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By *enLucyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"One turn off for me, careless spelling mistakes on a profile, especially when they can’t be bothered to spell their location correctly or mess up their tagline. "

I'm silently correcting everyone's grammar. It's an affliction

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"One turn off for me, careless spelling mistakes on a profile, especially when they can’t be bothered to spell their location correctly or mess up their tagline.

I'm silently correcting everyone's grammar. It's an affliction

Surely you mean a predilection

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Usernames (eg. anything that contains "daddy", "cunt", or some sort of reference to 50 shades which in my opinion is a load of over romantasised boring bollocks).

One line messages that come in several times per day and really don't spark a reply.

Messages from people who clearly haven't read the profile.

Explicit pics attached to a message.

Overly eager pleasers, especially the ones that want nothing else but lick my vagina all day and I will NEVER experience oral pleasure like that with anyone else ever again.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

The expression ‘heavy cummer’

Inability to have banter

Boxers that were once white but are now grey

Proclaims to make you squirt by pressing some sort of magical button with there spindle like fingers - boak!

Arrogance/entitlement/or just being a total knob!

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By *enLucyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"One turn off for me, careless spelling mistakes on a profile, especially when they can’t be bothered to spell their location correctly or mess up their tagline.

I'm silently correcting everyone's grammar. It's an affliction

Surely you mean a predilection

No. Continually seeing the mistakes in other people's writing is a curse to bear.

Though I do have a predilection for intelligent people. Move along, now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pics….where the Willy is poking out of a mass of unruly grey or ginger pubes!!

Yes! Lol

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"One turn off for me, careless spelling mistakes on a profile, especially when they can’t be bothered to spell their location correctly or mess up their tagline.

I'm silently correcting everyone's grammar. It's an affliction

Surely you mean a predilection

No. Continually seeing the mistakes in other people's writing is a curse to bear.

Though I do have a predilection for intelligent people. Move along, now...

Fair enough. I only know a few big words.

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

"what is an instant turn off /cold shower to you?

Mess in the background of any pics "

It doesn't take much effort to clean up before posing for photographs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chav talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is an instant turn off /cold shower to you?

Mess in the background of any pics

It doesn't take much effort to clean up before posing for photographs. "

Oh God yes, this! And socks still on.

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By *nverMan
over a year ago

....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun

Pictures of folk shagging with socks on. Boak!!!!

Dirty untidy houses, see it in loads of pictures. Makes my skin crawl

Also, my balls being sucked. Instantly lose my hardon.

Never gotten why it happens

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Displaying other people in profile pics (usually seems to be the ex - does he / she know their privates are up on display on the world wide web?). So so wrong!!!!

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By *oight68Man
over a year ago

_nverclyde

Majority of females pix are ass tits or pussy...but when avma sends a cock pic they offended..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Majority of females pix are ass tits or pussy...but when avma sends a cock pic they offended..

Maybe their ass, tits and pussy look better than your shroom.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Majority of females pix are ass tits or pussy...but when avma sends a cock pic they offended..

But are they sending them to you. Perhaps you sending them without consent is where the offence lies. Or maybe you have a boggin cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me M is not nice teeth, if she can't look after her nashers, it's ain't getting near my bits.

For Mrs, usually someone too hairy or passed. Usually find bloke too d*unk in clubs an instant no.

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By *lasgowA1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

The last one made me laugh, I’m the exact same for some reason. Hurts like no one’s business as well

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Pregnancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab my pics".

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Cunty Durham

""Fab my pics". "

God yeah, this... fuck yer pics ya attention seeking cunt

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Cunty Durham

Straight, looking for F only, but message looking to meet... get to fuck

Some even take it a stage further and send a cut and paste if veris from all the Tgirls they've met but choose to not display, as a symbol of how genuine they are - so genuine you hide the veri's... fucking bolt ya rocket.

Arseholes pretending to be a couple, or genuine couple but males looking to play away without Fem knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up shots of some old dragons kebab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad Breath

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Bad breath or body odour

Bad teeth

Chavvy speak

Dressing like a ned

Using phrases like 'pumping' and 'your hole' - makes my cervix climb up into my ribcage in self defence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad breath or body odour

Bad teeth

Chavvy speak

Dressing like a ned

Using phrases like 'pumping' and 'your hole' - makes my cervix climb up into my ribcage in self defence"

That must be quite limiting in Dundee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Close up shots of some old dragons kebab."

Define old?

Asking for a kebab

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"Bad breath or body odour

Bad teeth

Chavvy speak

Dressing like a ned

Using phrases like 'pumping' and 'your hole' - makes my cervix climb up into my ribcage in self defence

That must be quite limiting in Dundee.

No more than Glasgow, or Edinburgh or any city in fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chubbies. Chubbies do nothing for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Close up shots of some old dragons kebab.

Define old?

Asking for a kebab

Anything older than 50. I don't like hairy unkept kebabs. But yours is lovely from what I can tell from the photos you've sent me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words “minx”, “queen”, “goddess”, “wishlist”.

No kink shaming, but it puts me right off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and “read my profile”, and the profile says basically nothing.

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By *INTONIC300Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow/Manchester/Edinburgh

Guys that have their socks on when having sex. That's the first things that come of when we have a meet

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Guys that have their socks on when having sex. That's the first things that come of when we have a meet

Are slippers permissible? I love my uggs.

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By *ireandBlood88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Has to be when you see a picture of someone spreading there gammon flaps...boke

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By *esLibertinesCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow Edinburgh Leeds Manchester

Request of face pics after few messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Request of face pics after few messages."

A lot of people demand face pic in the first message…

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By *ac995Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fake tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who doesn’t use proper English in a message…

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

A sense of entitlement . Huge turn off on here or any place .

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By *othianGuy41Man
over a year ago

Eureka

Anyone who has that disclaimer about Sydney university shite at the end of their profiles!

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By *nverMan
over a year ago

....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun

Amen to that Temp.

Far too many like that on here as well!!

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Overly fould language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad breath or BO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokers, people who think there better than others, bad breath and people who push there views onto others.

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

People who don't shower before a meet

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"People who don't shower before a meet

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

"People who don't shower before a meet

Exactly, iv had 1 in particular bad experience and had to ask him to leave

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"People who don't shower before a meet

Exactly, iv had 1 in particular bad experience and had to ask him to leave"

I’ve had similar. Not a nice experience.

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By *INTONIC300Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow/Manchester/Edinburgh

"Guys that have their socks on when having sex. That's the first things that come of when we have a meet

Are slippers permissible? I love my uggs."

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By *INTONIC300Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow/Manchester/Edinburgh

"Guys that have their socks on when having sex. That's the first things that come of when we have a meet

Ha ha no bare feet

Are slippers permissible? I love my uggs."

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

"People who don't shower before a meet

Exactly, iv had 1 in particular bad experience and had to ask him to leave"

Hygiene is a basic, if they can't shower before the meet just imagine the smegma!!

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

on the road again

Just mess in pictures.

I'm not a clean freak but come on people make an effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who don't shower before a meet

That is horrific.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"People who don't shower before a meet

That is horrific. "

I can't believe people still have to point this out

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

Wishaw

Manky underwear

Dirty finger nails

Messy background

Unprotected sex pics

Basic/no info on profile - and have a status ridiculing guys for not being imaginative in their 1st message

at least give us a little bit about yourself or at least something to initiate a conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sending face photos and playing games, if you’re genuine what’s the problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is an instant turn off /cold shower to you?"

Hey cold showers are great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy arseholes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know if anyone's mentioned it but you have to have a good set of teeth. I love kissing so it's a must for me haha

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By *assyscot1 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Those are all cringeworthy for sure x

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By *assyscot1 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Ha ha smart arse

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By *5onlyMan
over a year ago

GLASGOW

420 friendly

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

.here and there

"People who don't shower before a meet

That is horrific. "

At least yu found out in time. A wet patch you can deal with but not one with a brown mohawk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unsolicited dick pics or the Dom approach ...

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By *issy ElliotWoman
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Baws that wouldnae look outta place on a womble,..

Someone's lavy that looks like it could give you dysentery by just looking at it , ..

Toe nails that look like their being broken in for a hobbit ,..

The use of the words daddy, mummy and yummy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baws that wouldnae look outta place on a womble,..

Someone's lavy that looks like it could give you dysentery by just looking at it , ..

Toe nails that look like their being broken in for a hobbit ,..

The use of the words daddy, mummy and yummy ."

Womble baws...

...I'm stealing that!

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By *issy ElliotWoman
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Womble baws...

...I'm stealing that!"

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

"People who don't shower before a meet

That is horrific.

At least yu found out in time. A wet patch you can deal with but not one with a brown mohawk."

At what point do you find out after time? I found out at a very akward and inconvenient time

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By *tellaartoisCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

People wanting single females or couples to "entertain" them

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"People wanting single females or couples to "entertain" them

One singer one song

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

.here and there

"People who don't shower before a meet

That is horrific.

At least yu found out in time. A wet patch you can deal with but not one with a brown mohawk.

At what point do you find out after time? I found out at a very akward and inconvenient time

Oh sorry to hear that. Thank god for the hot wash setting on the washing machine is all i can say.

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

"People who don't shower before a meet

That is horrific.

At least yu found out in time. A wet patch you can deal with but not one with a brown mohawk.

At what point do you find out after time? I found out at a very akward and inconvenient time

Oh sorry to hear that. Thank god for the hot wash setting on the washing machine is all i can say.

"
do you wash your balls in there??

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

.here and there

"People who don't shower before a meet

That is horrific.

At least yu found out in time. A wet patch you can deal with but not one with a brown mohawk.

At what point do you find out after time? I found out at a very akward and inconvenient time

Oh sorry to hear that. Thank god for the hot wash setting on the washing machine is all i can say.

do you wash your balls in there?? "

Low temperature and not too fast a spin. Oh and do not tumble dry. Its bad for the planet.

Thats the way i roll

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Really hairy guys

Cock shots over the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messy rooms inthe background

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By *bzHotCplCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

50 cock pics on profile

Pubic hair like an overgrown garden

Sky remotes

The word ‘yous’

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