FabSwingers.com forum: Good sex and personality changes in women?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you the same as my Mrs?

After a right good pumping her personality changes to something akin to Julie Andrews.

The morning after finds her bouncing around the house tidying and organising stuff.

I don't mind a tidy house or all washing done or even my dinner being made. I just can't be arsed with all the happiness in the morning.

You see I'm a grumpy bastard in the morning and I don't need Mary Poppins delivering me tea and kisses first thing.

So you see I have a problem, what should I do?

Do I cut back on the quality of my pumping?

Or do I just shut up and ride the wave of euphoria?

This issue needs rectified as a matter of urgency.

Shabba.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

There's a really obvious answer

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Defo stuck with the sex cause the opposite isn’t worth wishing upon your worst enemy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a really obvious answer

Please enlighten a simple man.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Says the guy on a single profile! You’re either in a relationship or this is a fantasy!

I don’t ever recall this happening to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough I've been told the same.

And a male friend I spoke to a while back said the same about his Mrs. So much so that he couldn't understand why she didn't want sex more often when it obviously put her in a good mood for a day or two afterwards.

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

"Funnily enough I've been told the same.

I suppose it’s a bit like going to the gym the thought of the effort and having to go meh but after you’ve been you’re full of energy like so glad I went then the next day you’re like every part of my body aches

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By *enLucyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Are you the same as my Mrs?

After a right good pumping her personality changes to something akin to Julie Andrews.

The morning after finds her bouncing around the house tidying and organising stuff.

I don't mind a tidy house or all washing done or even my dinner being made. I just can't be arsed with all the happiness in the morning.

You see I'm a grumpy bastard in the morning and I don't need Mary Poppins delivering me tea and kisses first thing.

So you see I have a problem, what should I do?

Do I cut back on the quality of my pumping?

Or do I just shut up and ride the wave of euphoria?

This issue needs rectified as a matter of urgency.

Shabba."

Hmm. Sounds like she just had a really good fuck and can finally see straight to get things done in the house lmao

Pretend you're sleeping ffs, don't be a shit shag or she'll be in a terrible mood instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could come round and do the pumpin for ye

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"Says the guy on a single profile! You’re either in a relationship or this is a fantasy!

I don’t ever recall this happening to me. "

Absolutely the latter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Says the guy on a single profile! You’re either in a relationship or this is a fantasy!

I don’t ever recall this happening to me. "

No fantasy Madame, shabbadabba only speaks the truth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could come round and do the pumpin for ye

But can you also clean the house?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funnily enough I've been told the same.

Yes, it must be the euphoric buzz.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Says the guy on a single profile! You’re either in a relationship or this is a fantasy!

I don’t ever recall this happening to me.

Absolutely the latter."

That's a bit harsh.

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"Says the guy on a single profile! You’re either in a relationship or this is a fantasy!

I don’t ever recall this happening to me.

Absolutely the latter.

That's a bit harsh. "

Also, 'pumping'? Almost as bleurgh as 'getting my hole'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Says the guy on a single profile! You’re either in a relationship or this is a fantasy!

I don’t ever recall this happening to me.

Absolutely the latter.

That's a bit harsh.

Also, 'pumping'? Almost as bleurgh as 'getting my hole'

Thank you for the feedback, I won't use that term again.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Can't you ride her in the morning, then nip off to the golf course for the rest of the day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well we never made love last night, the poor cow was still worn out from the previous session. As a result she's doing a fine Ian Paisley impersonation this morning.

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