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"Came to the conclusion that it’s pointless me being on this site must be just plain old ugly due to the lack of interest I get , I think I got a response to a message like 2 months ago seems like if you don’t have a massive dick there’s no point on here "the women to men ratio here is around 40 to 1. make your profile a bit more elaborate and entertaining, treat folks with respect and use good manners etc, it may help... whining in a status message and on a forum post just sets folks on edge and hitting block buttons. | |||
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"Came to the conclusion that it’s pointless me being on this site must be just plain old ugly due to the lack of interest I get , I think I got a response to a message like 2 months ago seems like if you don’t have a massive dick there’s no point on here
the women to men ratio here is around 40 to 1. make your profile a bit more elaborate and entertaining, treat folks with respect and use good manners etc, it may help... whining in a status message and on a forum post just sets folks on edge and hitting block buttons.
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" Thanks for the support mate "Like it or not, the guy was right. I have a few enjoyable chats on the go with really switched on, intelligent and funny women. The size of my manhood has never even been mentioned. There's no point bleating, if you have something interesting to say, someone will find you. The ladies in here are inundated. One of the ones I chat with gets 80 new messages every time she logs on. If you aren't different, you aren't getting a reply. | |||
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"You considered getting yourself to a swingers club or social event? That works way better than messages when it comes to getting to know people. You're definitely not ugly, so that's not it x" Positive message right there. Keep at it. | |||
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"You considered getting yourself to a swingers club or social event? That works way better than messages when it comes to getting to know people. You're definitely not ugly, so that's not it x" Tried but the single guy slots fill up extremely fast unfortunately | |||
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" Thanks for the support mate
Like it or not, the guy was right. I have a few enjoyable chats on the go with really switched on, intelligent and funny women. The size of my manhood has never even been mentioned.
There's no point bleating, if you have something interesting to say, someone will find you. The ladies in here are inundated. One of the ones I chat with gets 80 new messages every time she logs on.
If you aren't different, you aren't getting a reply."Got plenty to say just no one wants to listen or engage I don’t send the same message to everyone or that I try send a message relevant to something they’ve posted or to there profile but they just get read and I assume there’s no interest | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me "I appreciate that the reason for me saying that was the past like 10 status posts on the updates section for me was “VWE wanted “ along those lines | |||
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"You considered getting yourself to a swingers club or social event? That works way better than messages when it comes to getting to know people. You're definitely not ugly, so that's not it x Tried but the single guy slots fill up extremely fast unfortunately " Tried once? Maybe try again. I know for CJs if you book at least 4 days in advance they're probably not full for single guys yet. | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me
I appreciate that the reason for me saying that was the past like 10 status posts on the updates section for me was “VWE wanted “ along those lines "Same with big books when it comes the guys' updates. I block them, since I'm obviously not for them. Don't take these updates personally. That's the last bit of friendly advice I have for you. I've run out now!! | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me
I appreciate that the reason for me saying that was the past like 10 status posts on the updates section for me was “VWE wanted “ along those lines
Same with big books when it comes the guys' updates. I block them, since I'm obviously not for them.
Don't take these updates personally.
That's the last bit of friendly advice I have for you. I've run out now!!"boobs Books... imagine that I do have quite a few of those mind, if anyone fancies a go with big books | |||
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"You considered getting yourself to a swingers club or social event? That works way better than messages when it comes to getting to know people. You're definitely not ugly, so that's not it x Tried but the single guy slots fill up extremely fast unfortunately Tried once? Maybe try again. I know for CJs if you book at least 4 days in advance they're probably not full for single guys yet. " Tried a few times but they filled up way too quick and was fully booked maybe I was just too late | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me
I appreciate that the reason for me saying that was the past like 10 status posts on the updates section for me was “VWE wanted “ along those lines
Same with big books when it comes the guys' updates. I block them, since I'm obviously not for them.
Don't take these updates personally.
That's the last bit of friendly advice I have for you. I've run out now!!
boobs
Books... imagine that I do have quite a few of those mind, if anyone fancies a go with big books"Those hardcovers of yours are mighty fine I’ve got a bookmark for you if you want  | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me
I appreciate that the reason for me saying that was the past like 10 status posts on the updates section for me was “VWE wanted “ along those lines
Same with big books when it comes the guys' updates. I block them, since I'm obviously not for them.
Don't take these updates personally.
That's the last bit of friendly advice I have for you. I've run out now!!
boobs
Books... imagine that I do have quite a few of those mind, if anyone fancies a go with big books
Those hardcovers of yours are mighty fine I’ve got a bookmark for you if you want "Ooooh... Can't beat a good bookmark | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me "I really enjoy reading the stories/fantasies. Just once instead of the protagonist having 8 or 9 inches loads of girth, he had an average size, or the intended recipient was like 'nope, fk that, gonna hurt'. Never happens. | |||
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"You considered getting yourself to a swingers club or social event? That works way better than messages when it comes to getting to know people. You're definitely not ugly, so that's not it x" 
Definitely have to agree with that I've met so many awesome people at CJs over the last month. | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me
I appreciate that the reason for me saying that was the past like 10 status posts on the updates section for me was “VWE wanted “ along those lines
Same with big books when it comes the guys' updates. I block them, since I'm obviously not for them.
Don't take these updates personally.
That's the last bit of friendly advice I have for you. I've run out now!!
boobs
Books... imagine that I do have quite a few of those mind, if anyone fancies a go with big books
Those hardcovers of yours are mighty fine I’ve got a bookmark for you if you want
Ooooh... Can't beat a good bookmark "It’s not a massive bookmark though | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me
I appreciate that the reason for me saying that was the past like 10 status posts on the updates section for me was “VWE wanted “ along those lines
Same with big books when it comes the guys' updates. I block them, since I'm obviously not for them.
Don't take these updates personally.
That's the last bit of friendly advice I have for you. I've run out now!!
boobs
Books... imagine that I do have quite a few of those mind, if anyone fancies a go with big books
Those hardcovers of yours are mighty fine I’ve got a bookmark for you if you want
Ooooh... Can't beat a good bookmark
It’s not a massive bookmark though "Damn Never mind then  | |||
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"Came to the conclusion that it’s pointless me being on this site must be just plain old ugly due to the lack of interest I get , I think I got a response to a message like 2 months ago seems like if you don’t have a massive dick there’s no point on here "Perhaps the negativity that exudes this posting may also be apparent on your profile no one likes a pity party I’m afraid | |||
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"I've got a massage dick,and im absolutely stunning, total sexgod in bed ,and have a toungue like a lizard,i get no action either "don`t have a spell checker on your mobile either 
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"I've got a massage dick,and im absolutely stunning, total sexgod in bed ,and have a toungue like a lizard,i get no action either
don`t have a spell checker on your mobile either
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" Is there two z s in lizard
No. But there are 2 zeds in gizzard."CHICKEN | |||
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"I've got a massage dick,and im absolutely stunning, total sexgod in bed ,and have a toungue like a lizard,i get no action either
don`t have a spell checker on your mobile either
Is there two z s in lizard "No but I have to ask what batteries your dick takes? Triple As or D cells? ?? | |||
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"I've got a massage dick,and im absolutely stunning, total sexgod in bed ,and have a toungue like a lizard,i get no action either
don`t have a spell checker on your mobile either
Is there two z s in lizard
No but I have to ask what batteries your dick takes? Triple As or D cells? ??"Is that triple ass !! | |||
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"I've been on a few months I've had countless blow jobs lots of group meets. Mate not sure what you're doing wrong. Get yourself involved in chat and get some fun. Last night I had a husband rimm my hole while his wife sucked me off then I fucked them both came in her pussy he licked it out ( u know who u r) honestly get chatting and have fun" Correct me if I'm wrong, weren't you asking for advice just a few days ago saying you were new??  | |||
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"I've been on a few months I've had countless blow jobs lots of group meets. Mate not sure what you're doing wrong. Get yourself involved in chat and get some fun. Last night I had a husband rimm my hole while his wife sucked me off then I fucked them both came in her pussy he licked it out ( u know who u r) honestly get chatting and have fun Correct me if I'm wrong, weren't you asking for advice just a few days ago saying you were new?? "Think this one belongs in the stories and fantasies section | |||
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"I've been on a few months I've had countless blow jobs lots of group meets. Mate not sure what you're doing wrong. Get yourself involved in chat and get some fun. Last night I had a husband rimm my hole while his wife sucked me off then I fucked them both came in her pussy he licked it out ( u know who u r) honestly get chatting and have fun" ".....and this one time.....at band camp...." | |||
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"I've been on a few months I've had countless blow jobs lots of group meets. Mate not sure what you're doing wrong. Get yourself involved in chat and get some fun. Last night I had a husband rimm my hole while his wife sucked me off then I fucked them both came in her pussy he licked it out ( u know who u r) honestly get chatting and have fun" Was it the Colgate tube that got them going aye lol | |||
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"I've been on a few months I've had countless blow jobs lots of group meets. Mate not sure what you're doing wrong. Get yourself involved in chat and get some fun. Last night I had a husband rimm my hole while his wife sucked me off then I fucked them both came in her pussy he licked it out ( u know who u r) honestly get chatting and have fun Was it the Colgate tube that got them going aye lol "  | |||
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"Came to the conclusion that it’s pointless me being on this site must be just plain old ugly due to the lack of interest I get , I think I got a response to a message like 2 months ago seems like if you don’t have a massive dick there’s no point on here "One pic, one hidden verification, only a few lines that tell me nothing about you or what you have to offer. No effort equals no reward so yes, if you aren't prepared to put the effort in then no you won't get anywhere. | |||
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"You considered getting yourself to a swingers club or social event? That works way better than messages when it comes to getting to know people. You're definitely not ugly, so that's not it x Tried but the single guy slots fill up extremely fast unfortunately Tried once? Maybe try again. I know for CJs if you book at least 4 days in advance they're probably not full for single guys yet. Tried a few times but they filled up way too quick and was fully booked maybe I was just too late " Then plan ahead. CJ advertises all the party nights 2 months in advance, you really can't get booked into a single one? | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me
I really enjoy reading the stories/fantasies. Just once instead of the protagonist having 8 or 9 inches loads of girth, he had an average size, or the intended recipient was like 'nope, fk that, gonna hurt'.
Never happens."I don't play with anyone over 9" as I find it uncomfortable/painful. It does happen. | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me
I really enjoy reading the stories/fantasies. Just once instead of the protagonist having 8 or 9 inches loads of girth, he had an average size, or the intended recipient was like 'nope, fk that, gonna hurt'.
Never happens.
I don't play with anyone over 9" as I find it uncomfortable/painful. It does happen."Not a problem I've ever been knocked back for tbh. Oh to have that problem...  | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me
I really enjoy reading the stories/fantasies. Just once instead of the protagonist having 8 or 9 inches loads of girth, he had an average size, or the intended recipient was like 'nope, fk that, gonna hurt'.
Never happens.
I don't play with anyone over 9" as I find it uncomfortable/painful. It does happen.
Not a problem I've ever been knocked back for tbh. Oh to have that problem... "Being serious for a wee minute though....this can actually be an issue..Good friend of mine was seeing a guy and they were mad for one another. But she was literally in agony every time they tried to fuck. And every time they tried it became more of a problem as she got more anxious. | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me
I really enjoy reading the stories/fantasies. Just once instead of the protagonist having 8 or 9 inches loads of girth, he had an average size, or the intended recipient was like 'nope, fk that, gonna hurt'.
Never happens.
I don't play with anyone over 9" as I find it uncomfortable/painful. It does happen.
Not a problem I've ever been knocked back for tbh. Oh to have that problem...
Being serious for a wee minute though....this can actually be an issue..Good friend of mine was seeing a guy and they were mad for one another. But she was literally in agony every time they tried to fuck. And every time they tried it became more of a problem as she got more anxious."All sizes cause problems for all guys too small or thin too wide or big you got what you were given to piss with so just get on n use it don't give a fuck if I'm small average big it's what it is I can't change it genetics lol | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me
I really enjoy reading the stories/fantasies. Just once instead of the protagonist having 8 or 9 inches loads of girth, he had an average size, or the intended recipient was like 'nope, fk that, gonna hurt'.
Never happens.
I don't play with anyone over 9" as I find it uncomfortable/painful. It does happen.
Not a problem I've ever been knocked back for tbh. Oh to have that problem...
Being serious for a wee minute though....this can actually be an issue..Good friend of mine was seeing a guy and they were mad for one another. But she was literally in agony every time they tried to fuck. And every time they tried it became more of a problem as she got more anxious.
All sizes cause problems for all guys too small or thin too wide or big you got what you were given to piss with so just get on n use it don't give a fuck if I'm small average big it's what it is I can't change it genetics lol"It's like getting new shoes you have to try a few until you find the one that fits perfectly. Oh the joy of a perfect fit | |||
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"Oh, and not all females want a massive penis, I'm not a fan of the cervix bashers. Average size all the way for me
I really enjoy reading the stories/fantasies. Just once instead of the protagonist having 8 or 9 inches loads of girth, he had an average size, or the intended recipient was like 'nope, fk that, gonna hurt'.
Never happens.
I don't play with anyone over 9" as I find it uncomfortable/painful. It does happen.
Not a problem I've ever been knocked back for tbh. Oh to have that problem...
Being serious for a wee minute though....this can actually be an issue..Good friend of mine was seeing a guy and they were mad for one another. But she was literally in agony every time they tried to fuck. And every time they tried it became more of a problem as she got more anxious.
All sizes cause problems for all guys too small or thin too wide or big you got what you were given to piss with so just get on n use it don't give a fuck if I'm small average big it's what it is I can't change it genetics lol
It's like getting new shoes you have to try a few until you find the one that fits perfectly. Oh the joy of a perfect fit "Can I try my shoe size pls  | |||
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