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Did you know why your mushroom tip...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....is shaped like a mushroom tip?

It's evolutionary my dear Watson.

Apparently it's to scoop out other men's semen.

Probably won't ever come up in Trivial Pursuit but there you go

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Only you would know that

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By *nbhir Air DuineMan
over a year ago

Ayr


" ....is shaped like a mushroom tip?

It's evolutionary my dear Watson.

Apparently it's to scoop out

other men's semen.

Probably won't ever come up in Trivial Pursuit but there you go

"

I did know it, but haven't knowingly used it for that purpose.

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By *ebimimosaTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

I thought it was to stop your hand slipping off during self pleasuring.

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

I recently found that out through a Netflix programme I was watching lastnight

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Think we learnt this via Naked Attraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ....is shaped like a mushroom tip?

It's evolutionary my dear Watson.

Apparently it's to scoop out other men's semen.

Probably won't ever come up in Trivial Pursuit but there you go

"

It's evolutionary my dear Watson.

Apparently it's to scoop out other men's semen.

Probably won't ever come up in Trivial Pursuit but there you go

Never coming up in trivial persuit i agree lol. But 100% accurate. Since its in the primitive nature of mammals to reproduce we have all developed the mushroom head for this reason.

So technically having multiple partners is basic human instinct that helped evolution Shape us as we are today. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes sense, i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bagsy going first though!!

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd rather have a "mushroom" than a corkscrew, barbed or 4-headed one.

Mind you if we had evolved that, we'd find it normal.

Also imagine if we "knotted" like dogs, the men would be forced to give the woman a post coitus cuddle

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife


" ....is shaped like a mushroom tip?

It's evolutionary my dear Watson.

Apparently it's to scoop out other men's semen.

Probably won't ever come up in Trivial Pursuit but there you go

"

You just blowed my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought it was to stop your hand slipping off during self pleasuring. "

Ha ha....and getting a concussion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bagsy going first though!!"

With your wee button one? OK then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoaaa let's take a step back,wtf is your mushroom tip

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket


"Whoaaa let's take a step back,wtf is your mushroom tip "

It's that thing you have been beating the fuck out of on the golf course.

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By *enLucyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


" ....is shaped like a mushroom tip?

It's evolutionary my dear Watson.

Apparently it's to scoop out other men's semen.

Probably won't ever come up in Trivial Pursuit but there you go

"

Could you imagine a Fab pub quiz night? We'd all learn so much

Now THAT would be entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think we learnt this via Naked Attraction."

Me too. The source of so much knowledge

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

My daughter showed me that on tik tok yesterday like wtaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ....is shaped like a mushroom tip?

It's evolutionary my dear Watson.

Apparently it's to scoop out other men's semen.

Probably won't ever come up in Trivial Pursuit but there you go

"

Mmmm the thoughts of sloppy seconds or thirds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoaaa let's take a step back,wtf is your mushroom tip

It's that thing you have been beating the fuck out of on the golf course."
Ah that mushroom tip,it was only one time at golf ffs ,let it go already

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By *ampervanfun2000Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Suffolk John you are a total mushroom tip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suffolk John you are a total mushroom tip"

Is that a general observation or a response to the post about me getting broody? I wasn't offended in the slightest if it was the latter to be honest.

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By *edonisthenryMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Suffolk John you are a total mushroom tip

Is that a general observation or a response to the post about me getting broody? I wasn't offended in the slightest if it was the latter to be honest."

Are you a fan of mushroom head cocks? Can you feel the difference between one which is and which isn't? I wish I had been born with one myself.

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By *oyeur 777Man
over a year ago

glasgow

If any of you ladies are ever looking for a fun guy (sorry)

Then I'm always available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So us men with prominent heads were once upon a time better than our opponents?

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hence the expression, last one in is the father.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know in ancient times they used seman as a moisturiser

The pump action dispenser was a bit of a cunt to carry round though.lol

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By *hanel3Man
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Wow Mine seems to be very pronounced though I dont think its evolved much in the last 50 years lol

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

So if you shag a munter you best get jiggy with someone hot afterwards to stop the munter genes procreating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard this as well

So what you're saying is all I need to do is get in first or face the consequences and stir another man's oats? What a life we live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ....is shaped like a mushroom tip?

It's evolutionary my dear Watson.

Apparently it's to scoop out other men's semen.

Probably won't ever come up in Trivial Pursuit but there you go

"

Now i know that this is true..

But i like my version.

Its to stoo ur hand from falling off the end in the dark

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By *edonisthenryMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

I envy you being on the cool Shetland Isles while we are burning up here.

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