FabSwingers.com forum: Messages you dislike...

By *bi_scotland OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

I was gonna say 'hate' but that's too strong a word for it.

Basically for me it's the 'What u up to?' message. Had four already this morning.

Sometimes it's the first message you get and other times you get a message complimenting your profile first and asking how you are but then the follow up message comes...'What u up to?'

Maybe I should just be happy at the fact I'm getting messages at all

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Too many to mention. Had one guy send me the same copy and pasted paragraph 3 times now so makes it look like he just sees female and spams messages.

Basically one liners going hows you, what you up to, meet now etc just gets deleted. Even started ignoring the ones who pad out the message with nothing just to say hows you at the end

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home

Dislike any of the messages from single men it just shows either they cannot read our profile or just as above its a copy and paste job that they send to everyone ....we don't mind one liners from couples as you never know they might just be a little shy and always give them a chance unless the second message is fancy a meet without getting to know a little about us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dislike any of the messages from single men it just shows either they cannot read our profile or just as above its a copy and paste job that they send to everyone ....we don't mind one liners from couples as you never know they might just be a little shy and always give them a chance unless the second message is fancy a meet without getting to know a little about us"

Bit of an unfair generalisation.....not all single guys copy and paste.I personally read the whole profile and if I do send a message I'm polite and respectful and would NEVER ask to or expect a meet from a first a message untill I'd been chatting for a while and there was some connection.Don't tar us all with the same brush!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be fair, ive never got a clue what to write in messages so ive gave up lol. i try and speak to people the way i would if i met them outside. everybody likes different things though so sometimes its hard to judge. i dislike first message that are explicit though xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what i would like though is rather than tell us what u dont like why not tell us what u do like and it might break down some barriers for single guys xx

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I just got a message asking me what age I was when I was first fucked. Errrrrr WTF???????

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

The ones where they ask how you are and when you answer your message is deleted without a reply.

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home

Missed out the if don't get your knickers in a bunch

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By *iver_iew1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

we keep getting friends requests from people we have never spoken to

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

The messages from people who just expect you to be able to drop everything and rush over to shag them just because they're horny and your online

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 16/11/12 14:08:23]

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The messages from bi men wanting to let me use their "willing mouth" when I'm clearly straight.

As an aside I like to personalized messages to suit the person in writing to, though if their profile is short its harder to do so I just go with the funny. Ive never copy/pasted, though I have sent a joke ''standard message for single guys" if anyone wants one for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any kind of one line messages.

Had "hey" "how u?" " wanna fuck" all from guys. Obviously not read profile as I don't answer one liners

worst one was "x" as subject and "x" as message lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The messages from bi men wanting to let me use their "willing mouth" when I'm clearly straight.

single guys" if anyone wants one for a

laugh

Or nice cock ehhhh thanks I'm rather attached to it myself

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Dislike the barrow load of mail i get saying pp heard your an amazing shag when you want to come fuck me ?

Wish girls would put some effort into messages before contacting me

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I just got a message asking me what age I was when I was first fucked. Errrrrr WTF??????? "

I've had that message off that guy 3 times now. I block, he leaves and comes back to do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd say, but we did quote a twattish email we got before (without mentioning who sent it) and Admin blocked us from the forum for two days.....lol So watch out!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"We'd say, but we did quote a twattish email we got before (without mentioning who sent it) and Admin blocked us from the forum for two days.....lol So watch out!

First rule of the naughty step is dont talk about the naughty step, so watch out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate messages from people that haven't bothered to read my profile, one liners, guys who want to fuck me that night and guys with really wierd fantasies! Oh and I hate it when I've been really polite and said thanks but no thanks (in a nice way) and they come back wanting to know why. AND I hate it when I don't reply to a message and hit delete cos they haven't bothered to read my profile to see that they clearly don't fit my criteria and they send me a stroppy message telling me how ignorant I am.

BUT I do love messages from sexy guys who put a bit of effort in and I can have a laugh with.

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

[Removed by poster at 16/11/12 16:15:42]

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By *oneythiefMan
over a year ago

Perthshire

If you dislike messages from single men why don't you use the filters so this stop and then you will have nothing to dislike. Simples.

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

"Dislike the barrow load of mail i get saying pp heard your an amazing shag when you want to come fuck me ?

Wish girls would put some effort into messages before contacting me

pmsl here @ you xxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike the insulting ones that then block you so you can't reply.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I dislike the insulting ones that then block you so you can't reply.

Thats when i usually bring out the tall stunning blonde wanting a fuck and meet me at xyz at 10pm persona, hypothetical of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dislike the insulting ones that then block you so you can't reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/11/12 16:36:45]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you both there"?

When you answer no they go away. Ignorant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingle guys get a bad rep about sending one liners but couples are just as bad...ive had the...'hi hows you today' or the 'show us face pics' from couples...some of them seem to think that just coz they are a couple that they have the right to send shit messages asking shit questions without even trying to engage in conversation then hark on about the much maligned swingle chap!

Cmon the swingle guys!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people message you and when you go to reply they've left the site.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Swingle guys get a bad rep about sending one liners but couples are just as bad...ive had the...'hi hows you today' or the 'show us face pics' from couples...some of them seem to think that just coz they are a couple that they have the right to send shit messages asking shit questions without even trying to engage in conversation then hark on about the much maligned swingle chap!

Cmon the swingle guys!!!"

agree ... I also dislike the profile status' saying SINGLE BLOKES CANT YOU READ WE AINT FKN INTERESTED ....blah blah blah ...there are filters available to stop them messaging you if you are that bothered about it. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cmon the swingle guys!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/11/12 16:49:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What JandA1 says

Still owe me a long drive up a short country road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got a message asking me what age I was when I was first fucked. Errrrrr WTF??????? "

and the answer was lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Dislike the barrow load of mail i get saying pp heard your an amazing shag when you want to come fuck me ?

Wish girls would put some effort into messages before contacting me

But B, I have heard that and I do want you!!!!!!! When, when, when oh when!!!!!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"I just got a message asking me what age I was when I was first fucked. Errrrrr WTF???????

and the answer was lol

There wasn't a reply - just DELETE!!!!!! lol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"But B, I have heard that and I do want you!!!!!!! When, when, when oh when!!!!!

Shucks

I love it when you play hard to get

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

would love to try sucking another guys cock, can you arrange a female to be there

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home

If you dislike messages from single men why don't you use the filters so this stop and then you will have nothing to dislike. Simples.

I would but seeing my Mrs likes a look its not filtered ...the op asked a questions i the male answered it simples

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"would love to try sucking another guys cock, can you arrange a female to be there"
Can relate to that _iew hate when your in talks with someone and they say oh by the way you got a fem friend who can join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak for all messages...

Example...

they write 'Hya, hru, wot u up 2?'..

I reply 'blocking you'

Then do it!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"we keep getting friends requests from people we have never spoken to"

You get those as well??? Well, I'll be damned

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"But B, I have heard that and I do want you!!!!!!! When, when, when oh when!!!!!

Shucks

I love it when you play hard to get

Damn and there was me thinking I was making it easy for you. You know what I want you to do and what words I will use of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dislike celtic

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

"dislike celtic "

Oh my god you dont get those messages do you?

I guess there will be a lot of people hate getting messages saying they dislike Celtic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mood changes hourly, what pisses me off in the morning, might lead to a meet later that night. Just the way it goes really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislike, Celtic.

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Found another type of message thats annoying me lately... the ones that go "you look good in your pics babe" when I have zero pics on display to the public... makes you wonder how many they have sent the message to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found another type of message thats annoying me lately... the ones that go "you look good in your pics babe" when I have zero pics on display to the public... makes you wonder how many they have sent the message to"

I like that comment, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would love to try sucking another guys cock, can you arrange a female to be there Can relate to that _iew hate when your in talks with someone and they say oh by the way you got a fem friend who can join us

Corf corf do you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got a message asking me what age I was when I was first fucked. Errrrrr WTF??????? "

Ive had that twice today from the same guy and another wanting to know my "vital statistics"

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I just got a message asking me what age I was when I was first fucked. Errrrrr WTF???????

Ive had that twice today from the same guy and another wanting to know my "vital statistics"

He loses interest if you tell him you were over 16... tells you everything you need to know really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages from a couple profile, which are from the male, (usually straight as it happens).

No I will not come over will your wife is out to suck your dick.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

you owe us £500,i hate those messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'd say, but we did quote a twattish email we got before (without mentioning who sent it) and Admin blocked us from the forum for two days.....lol So watch out!

First rule of the naughty step is dont talk about the naughty step, so watch out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The message from the guy in Edinburgh who wants to massage your feet and cock for £200 then the cunt diznae reply when you say aye ok cash up front cunto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you like me to skelp/lick that cute ass....

how you dooooin.....

oh yeah very original guys!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The message from the guy in Edinburgh who wants to massage your feet and cock for £200 then the cunt diznae reply when you say aye ok cash up front cunto!"

That is far & away the best comment & re-poste bac of the evening so far. Has me in " stitches " with laughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the nugget that ive never spoke to before that messaged me and said and i quote

" I hear you have a big mouth-wanna suck my cock"?

Then fuckin blocked me...all good though coz i just came back to the site a few weeks ago and sent him the same message word for word then blocked his tardy arse...ah the things one does when one is bored out of ones tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand "hey, how's you?", "how's it going?", "what you up to?" etc. It's so boring.

In fact, I've extended my fab standards to all aspects of communication. It saves so much time!

When I answer the phone, if the person says "Hi" or "Hello", I hang up on them instantly.

Answering the door - "Hello": Slam it in their stupid face.

Opening a letter - "Dear Steven": Bin.

It's the way of the future, people. Get with the programme or get outta my face.

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

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Another one is have you been miss sold PPI insurance

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