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By *inky Katz OP   Couple
over a year ago

Scotland

Hey everyone, just wondering if any woman on here have experienced a yoni massage? Would love to hear about it.

Also if there are any gents that are pros at it, then we would love to hear from you

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

It's just a fancy name for a fanny rub

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By *inky Katz OP   Couple
over a year ago

Scotland

I think there may be a wee bit more involved than that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of it. Quite good at massages though. Think I'll need to do a spot of researching on this. As this sounds interesting.

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

Had the pleasure of a few from a guy on here a while back. Was still having mini orgasms days later when I thought about it.

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By *inky Katz OP   Couple
over a year ago

Scotland


"Had the pleasure of a few from a guy on here a while back. Was still having mini orgasms days later when I thought about it. "

Wow really? I would love to arrange that for my wife

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket


"Never heard of it. Quite good at massages though. Think I'll need to do a spot of researching on this. As this sounds interesting. "

read 'interesting' as 'a pervy opportunity to get your grubby hands on some birds pussy'. I'm sure you'll have a certificate soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never heard of it. Quite good at massages though. Think I'll need to do a spot of researching on this. As this sounds interesting.

read 'interesting' as 'a pervy opportunity to get your grubby hands on some birds pussy'. I'm sure you'll have a certificate soon."

Grubby hands. I'll have you know my hands are well manicured. Lol

I'll have my certificate with distinction soon enough as well.

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By *jezee1000Man
over a year ago

perth

I seen you have practiced it for years and didn’t know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've given many a Yoni massage. Also trained in Swedish and Balinese massage.

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

I get many men claiming to be able to give massage and the reality is very different

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By *inky Katz OP   Couple
over a year ago

Scotland


"I've given many a Yoni massage. Also trained in Swedish and Balinese massage. "

Is your yoni skills excellent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have very talented hands

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By *inky Katz OP   Couple
over a year ago

Scotland

Get in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got single guys blocked

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By *inky Katz OP   Couple
over a year ago

Scotland

Sorted now mate

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By * J xxxMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Would love a really good massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a qualified masseur and physio.

I have been asked a few times to give Yoni and I can assure you it’s much more detailed than just a “fanny” rub

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By *uzySuzyCouple
over a year ago

Lytham St Annes

Had the experience many times if done with the right person its magic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t had any kind of massage - ever

Is that as sad & pathetic as it sounds?!

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

Had to google this..... there's no way I'm ever finding this spot

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"I think there may be a wee bit more involved than that haha"
nope its just a fanny rub unless you believe in the hocus pocus same as lingam massage if you don't buy into the hype its just a walk

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven’t had any kind of massage - ever

Is that as sad & pathetic as it sounds?! "

I’ll give you a 60 min massage for free

Poo over. Would be a privilege to give you your first full relaxation massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think there may be a wee bit more involved than that hahanope its just a fanny rub unless you believe in the hocus pocus same as lingam massage if you don't buy into the hype its just a walk

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Sad to say but you’re very wrong my friend

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"I think there may be a wee bit more involved than that hahanope its just a fanny rub unless you believe in the hocus pocus same as lingam massage if you don't buy into the hype its just a walk

Sad to say but you’re very wrong my friend "

in your opinion as you believe in the hocus pocus sorry but anatomy is proven whereas a mystical touch ain't as I said all good if you believe in it for others meh its a walk or a fun futter

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Keeping auto correct

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By *lesgaguy9567Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

oh yes I know someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had the pleasure of a few from a guy on here a while back. Was still having mini orgasms days later when I thought about it.

Wow really? I would love to arrange that for my wife"

I have attended several workshops and have a massage diploma too

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By *azzle99Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can assure you it’s 100% genuine, one of the most mind blowing sensations, ever! How someone can make you cum without actually touching the usual spot, only a few will know!

I’ve even written an erotic memoir of the full experience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can assure you it’s 100% genuine, one of the most mind blowing sensations, ever! How someone can make you cum without actually touching the usual spot, only a few will know!

I’ve even written an erotic memoir of the full experience! "

Would love to read of your experience

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall


"I get many men claiming to be able to give massage and the reality is very different "

Exactly this. Is there a professional body that legitimate qualified masseurs are members of?

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

I'm good with my hands and great at pressing all the right buttons.

I've had plenty experience the past couple of years.

Ya can't go wrong with a Samsung remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get many men claiming to be able to give massage and the reality is very different

Exactly this. Is there a professional body that legitimate qualified masseurs are members of? "

My qualification was from ITEC. That's the most recognised qualification in the UK.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.


"Can assure you it’s 100% genuine, one of the most mind blowing sensations, ever! How someone can make you cum without actually touching the usual spot, only a few will know!

I’ve even written an erotic memoir of the full experience! "

Spoken like a connoisseur. I can assure you, a Yoni massage(which can last 3 hours), is one life experience every woman should try, and every man should learn.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.


"Can assure you it’s 100% genuine, one of the most mind blowing sensations, ever! How someone can make you cum without actually touching the usual spot, only a few will know!

I’ve even written an erotic memoir of the full experience! "

Where can i find you on Literotica?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone into yoni steaming?

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Haven't given my wife a yoni massage in ages...

She bought me tantric and you guides for reading never really had a chance to expand on it further.

So much fun though.

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Yes it’s fucking awesome

Finding someone who knows how to do it properly is like a minefield plenty of perverts pretending they know though

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