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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So having some banter and got on subject of worst sex experience

When I was 24 I was seeing lass who was21 . As we got more intimate she declares she's a virgin being young and a fuk about I say don't worry we will go slow .... So as we lie in bed I start to undress and pull jeans of only to discover bagpuss panties ......feeling wrong I pull jeans back up and declare I'm a prick so keep yer virginity

Did not help she was unkept downstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when Bagpuss has a shag....everybody has a shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never knew bagpuss whimpered when stroked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ali here ... One of my worst was being shagged by a man that was so unfit, sweat poured off him dripping onto my face and stinging my eyes! The ultimate turn off for me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine seems to be from here ,suck their cock and they are fit for fuck all afterwards,talk about selfish men these days

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Placing my dick in a girl for the first time on a first meet and she uttered the words, i love you... head fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was with a girl once who looked the part but then turned out to have the foreplay skills of a pitbull. Before she even got her gums round it she was yanking at it like she was tryin to take it home with her. Really quite painful and not something I wanted to be subjected to.

I tried everything to not offend her; pushing my arse back into the bed to create some escape space; bending my knees slightly to create an obstruction between us; digging deep in the wank bank for a good experience that might provide some hint of eroticism or horniness.

But it was no good. I couldn't have been less turned on if it had been Maggie Thatcher down there. So I gently pushed her away and suggested we do something else.

To which she replied "Don't be embarrassed. It happens to lots of guys".

Never struggled so much to bite my tongue in my life!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mine was with a guy not from this site i might add lol..he was a divorced guy of 2yrs and hadn't been with a woman in all that time..done the social meet got on well so decided to meet for fun ...cutting a long story short we kissed and it was good night Vienna for him opps

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Once had a guy a while back and I uttered the now infamous words... is it in yet? then he went off in the huff and to this day hasnt spoke to me lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Once had a guy a while back and I uttered the now infamous words... is it in yet? then he went off in the huff and to this day hasnt spoke to me lol"
god some men are just too sensitive hahaha

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Once had a guy a while back and I uttered the now infamous words... is it in yet? then he went off in the huff and to this day hasnt spoke to me lolgod some men are just too sensitive hahaha "

I know!!! only other explanation is hes still trying to locate it before coming back to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was with a guy not from this site i might add lol..he was a divorced guy of 2yrs and hadn't been with a woman in all that time..done the social meet got on well so decided to meet for fun ...cutting a long story short we kissed and it was good night Vienna for him opps "

Well next time if you buy a box of Mycoxaphopin out of boots you may get what yer after jacs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Also had a woman come on her period ........I still rock back and forward to that now

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Mine was with a guy not from this site i might add lol..he was a divorced guy of 2yrs and hadn't been with a woman in all that time..done the social meet got on well so decided to meet for fun ...cutting a long story short we kissed and it was good night Vienna for him opps

Well next time if you buy a box of Mycoxaphopin out of boots you may get what yer after jacs "
nah wouldnt meet him again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was with a guy not from this site i might add lol..he was a divorced guy of 2yrs and hadn't been with a woman in all that time..done the social meet got on well so decided to meet for fun ...cutting a long story short we kissed and it was good night Vienna for him opps

Well next time if you buy a box of Mycoxaphopin out of boots you may get what yer after jacs nah wouldnt meet him again lol

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Stick to the real men then

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By *cottybhoyMan
over a year ago

falkirk


"Mine seems to be from here ,suck their cock and they are fit for fuck all afterwards,talk about selfish men these days "

You must be too good at it lol!

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By *oneythiefMan
over a year ago

Perthshire

When i was 17 I had very little experience . At the dancing this rather large girl told me she was having me that night and dragged me to her flat in town. After a bit of foreplay a got on top and proceeded to thrust back and forth. After a wee while I reached down and realised I was not inside but shagging the layer of fat between her leg and belly. I was really embarrassed but she was kinda d*unk and I am not sure if in her d*unken stupor even noticed

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By *rallvalCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Forgot that I had been chopping chilli earlier in the day. Even after a good hand washing.

Also the worst pain I ever experienced when taking out contact lenses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had a mistress who gave me hand job after chopping chillis ........never ever ever ever again only said red twice in ma life that was 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 19 yr old, First flat which was quiet cool.

Took this girl back on saturday after the dancing for a night of passion.

Had a great time and both fell asleep.

wakened up during the night to find the she had pissed bed. Bed was only week old dirty bitch

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I was 19 yr old, First flat which was quiet cool.

Took this girl back on saturday after the dancing for a night of passion.

Had a great time and both fell asleep.

wakened up during the night to find the she had pissed bed. Bed was only week old dirty bitch "
FFS Fred u said you wouldnt tell anyone ..ohhh and i wasnt 19 i was 18 you cradle snatcher heheheheh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was 19 yr old, First flat which was quiet cool.

Took this girl back on saturday after the dancing for a night of passion.

Had a great time and both fell asleep.

wakened up during the night to find the she had pissed bed. Bed was only week old dirty bitch FFS Fred u said you wouldnt tell anyone ..ohhh and i wasnt 19 i was 18 you cradle snatcher heheheheh "

Aye and where is the fooking money for the mattress lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I was 19 yr old, First flat which was quiet cool.

Took this girl back on saturday after the dancing for a night of passion.

Had a great time and both fell asleep.

wakened up during the night to find the she had pissed bed. Bed was only week old dirty bitch FFS Fred u said you wouldnt tell anyone ..ohhh and i wasnt 19 i was 18 you cradle snatcher heheheheh

Aye and where is the fooking money for the mattress lol "
Ermmmm excure me i believe i paid that back in kind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was 19 yr old, First flat which was quiet cool.

Took this girl back on saturday after the dancing for a night of passion.

Had a great time and both fell asleep.

wakened up during the night to find the she had pissed bed. Bed was only week old dirty bitch FFS Fred u said you wouldnt tell anyone ..ohhh and i wasnt 19 i was 18 you cradle snatcher heheheheh

Aye and where is the fooking money for the mattress lol Ermmmm excure me i believe i paid that back in kind lol "

oh ok but did I not pay you a ermmmmmm fee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine seems to be from here ,suck their cock and they are fit for fuck all afterwards,talk about selfish men these days "

You must be meeting the wrong guys mrs dirty .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably shouldn't admit this one on a sex site lol but back in the day before I considerd myself a shagger i met this girl in a night club and I hadn't had sex in a couple of months! anyway we went back to hers and lets just say lasting 10 mins is being genorous lol after I came I just kept shagging her with a floppy lol

Here's jackies she was out the town... She met a guy went and had a 1 night stand and a week later she went for a job interview in st Vincent st when she walked into the building the security guard who was at the desk just happend to be the guy who banged her ohh and he also told her he was some sort of engineer lol he still works there jackie passes him every day lol

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By *ouplesloversCouple
over a year ago

near Glasgow

I went back to this lassies house one night and we went upstairs. Im banging away for all my worth and the door burst open. In runs her dog and starts biting me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if you like these ?

Met a girl in a pub , had a few . Then back to hers , fucked all night and fell asleep. So woke up went to the toilet , and as passed the mirror i took a double look and noticed i had dried blood all over my mouth, chin . I was so d*unk i didnt even notice she was on her time of the month , lol

Another , was came back from the pub one night a bit d*unk , when to my room i was renting from my landlady . Decided to have a wank , forgot to turn the volume down on the tv and fell asleep , woke up with the landlady coming into my room turning off the tv and was sucking my cock . amazing !!!!

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I suppose it has to be with the wife, was OK before we got married then virtually stopped after the ring was on her finger.

She told me later that she only shagged me before marriage as she knew I would leave her if she didn't and once married she didn't have to bother. Last shagged her about 5 years ago and it was only once or twice a year before that anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was from here,,,

met a cpl had a few drinks and they were all talk about how they were both AMAZING in bed and didnt watch porn as they WERE the porn,,,

got the the bedroom and he lasted all of 5 mins and she lay there like a sack of tatties

NEXT !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh chillis on hand? I'll need to remember that one

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