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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was just thinking about all the things people put as a selling point on their profiles and how most of them actually put me off instead.

Repeater-fuck that, I like a rest for tea and biscuits.

Heavy cummer

VWE-my cervix doesn't like a bashing.

Are there any others that turn you off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can spend hours giving oral- if you're doing that long you're clearly shite at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, woman asking for vwe, I get it might be there fetish or whatever but not everyone is, in fact, not alot are "vwe".

Couples profile Sharing a status repeatedly that there man is looking for a woman while they are at work, maybe they are, little bit of a red flag for me personally, doesn't the woman want fun while the man works? Isn't it a couples profile?

Aaaaand profiles that ask for a good convo but hit you back with the dullest replies like "hi" "good, u". I get if people aren't interested that might be why but either just not reply or say no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional! Are they on 100k a week here ?

I’m a pro flirter tho lol

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Can spend hours giving oral- if you're doing that long you're clearly shite at it. "

This totally for me as well! I stay well clear if prolonged oral is mentioned on a profile x

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By *randmrsG123Couple
over a year ago

Port Glasgow

Genuinely nearly pissed myself laughing at this!!

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Professional! Are they on 100k a week here ?

I’m a pro flirter tho lol "

I'd prefer statements like they are professional with paints and a bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Discreet- I'd like to think as adults we all are aware it's not appropriate to go shouting "I fucked you last week" when you spot someone in Tesco.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the cheesy guys' profiles who crack me up...the one's that read like something from 50 Shades..."..when I make love to a beautiful woman..."

Fuck off pal. Total cringe fest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavily filtered photos are a turn off. Who knows what you look like some of them are that bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can spend hours giving oral- if you're doing that long you're clearly shite at it. "

This .. and "i dont bite.. unless you ask"

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

The profiles that say safe sex but thier picture gallery shows different .. Only and observation not a criticism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting sent pics of the guy fucking a woman and 9 times out 10 it’s bare back

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Getting sent pics of the guy fucking a woman and 9 times out 10 it’s bare back "

Ye but when questioned the answer is always that's my ex girlfriends. I see an issue with that in itself

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Discreet- I'd like to think as adults we all are aware it's not appropriate to go shouting "I fucked you last week" when you spot someone in Tesco. "

How dare you? It was Waitrose!

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

May consider exceptional males...

What is a description of an exceptional male?.... Anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can spend hours giving oral- if you're doing that long you're clearly shite at it. "

Correct!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional - professional what?

Need discretion for my job - don’t we all

Will eat pussy for hours - no thanks

Can go all night - once again, no thanks

I don’t bite (unless you ask) - ugh

Repeat heavy cummer - gives me the boak

Stating how handsome they are - hmmm

A multitude of sun bed pics and daft Snapchat filter pics

Experienced dom - usually their only experience is forcing their dick down womens throats and slapping them about

Grown men referring to themselves as naughty boys or bad boys

Loads of pics of them fucking other women without a single verification - do these women even know their pics are being shared like this?

Pics of their dick with deodorant cans or Sky remotes for size comparison

Bareback pics and extreme close up pics of precum

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By *londie06Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Genuinely nearly pissed myself laughing at this!! "

Me to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Professional - professional what?

Need discretion for my job - don’t we all

Will eat pussy for hours - no thanks

Can go all night - once again, no thanks

I don’t bite (unless you ask) - ugh

Repeat heavy cummer - gives me the boak

Stating how handsome they are - hmmm

A multitude of sun bed pics and daft Snapchat filter pics

Experienced dom - usually their only experience is forcing their dick down womens throats and slapping them about

Grown men referring to themselves as naughty boys or bad boys

Loads of pics of them fucking other women without a single verification - do these women even know their pics are being shared like this?

Pics of their dick with deodorant cans or Sky remotes for size comparison

Bareback pics and extreme close up pics of precum

"

After reading this rant back I’m now wondering if I’m perhaps just gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Professional - professional what?

Need discretion for my job - don’t we all

Will eat pussy for hours - no thanks

Can go all night - once again, no thanks

I don’t bite (unless you ask) - ugh

Repeat heavy cummer - gives me the boak

Stating how handsome they are - hmmm

A multitude of sun bed pics and daft Snapchat filter pics

Experienced dom - usually their only experience is forcing their dick down womens throats and slapping them about

Grown men referring to themselves as naughty boys or bad boys

Loads of pics of them fucking other women without a single verification - do these women even know their pics are being shared like this?

Pics of their dick with deodorant cans or Sky remotes for size comparison

Bareback pics and extreme close up pics of precum

"

All of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bdsm test scores

96% dominant

4% sub

40% kinky

Etc ...

100% fanny !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Professional - professional what?

Need discretion for my job - don’t we all

Will eat pussy for hours - no thanks

Can go all night - once again, no thanks

I don’t bite (unless you ask) - ugh

Repeat heavy cummer - gives me the boak

Stating how handsome they are - hmmm

A multitude of sun bed pics and daft Snapchat filter pics

Experienced dom - usually their only experience is forcing their dick down womens throats and slapping them about

Grown men referring to themselves as naughty boys or bad boys

Loads of pics of them fucking other women without a single verification - do these women even know their pics are being shared like this?

Pics of their dick with deodorant cans or Sky remotes for size comparison

Bareback pics and extreme close up pics of precum

"

100% this looking for a dom. They watched mr grey and think a skelp and tug of hair thats them experienced.

Jeeso

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

All of the above

Best one recently promised to cure migraines because he was so good at giving women orgasms. He only met anyone once in case they all fell for him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh I forgot the "here is a picture of all my toys" ones. Great mate, no idea where they've been though so I think I'll just stick to my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who says they are 'versatile'

Oops that's me

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By *oreverplayfulCouple
over a year ago

motherwell


"All of the above

Best one recently promised to cure migraines because he was so good at giving women orgasms. He only met anyone once in case they all fell for him.

"

This made me laugh if that was the cure for migraines Ann summers would be using it for marketing lol

C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I forgot the "here is a picture of all my toys" ones. Great mate, no idea where they've been though so I think I'll just stick to my own. "

Community toys give me the ultimate boak! They are always so proud of their collection too I’ve seen a few pics of them inside different women too on one males profile *shudder*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the cheesy guys' profiles who crack me up...the one's that read like something from 50 Shades..."..when I make love to a beautiful woman..."

Fuck off pal. Total cringe fest."

Swiss Tony from the fast show lol

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