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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be and why?

I’d certainly like to change the shape of my nose, after years of boxing, I’ve had it broken twice and it’s a wee bit squint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having size 8 feet for a lassie is a pain .. oh how I'd love wee dainty feet .. so my answer would be feet .

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Hair, I have too much where I do t want it and not enough where I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like my stretch marks to vanish. I was very overweight as a teenager and they have remained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be and why?

I’d certainly like to change the shape of my nose, after years of boxing, I’ve had it broken twice and it’s a wee bit squint. "

My whole face, no matter how much of a nice person you are and fantastic shagger, woman will never pick you because they think you're ugly

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

My stomach. It has got very fat from years of injecting insulin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy in my own skin

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Can you improve perfection !?

Kidding mine would be scar removal from surgery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That’s fantastic.

Not many people can say that and mean it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loose a bit of weight but that’s my own doing, otherwise I’m reasonably happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Acne scars on my back could bugger off for starters.

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

I get these mad brown patches on me that come and go on my stomach and arm creases would love them be gone but mean they don't totally annoy me just be happy without them as just random marks on skin lol

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

My left ear, it flaps about like an African elephant's.

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be and why?

I’d certainly like to change the shape of my nose, after years of boxing, I’ve had it broken twice and it’s a wee bit squint. "

I hate my feet, think they look horrible, so if anything could be changed, and they could be made to look more human, then I’d change those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything. Just scrap it all and start again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be and why?

I’d certainly like to change the shape of my nose, after years of boxing, I’ve had it broken twice and it’s a wee bit squint. "
Why change perfection?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be and why?

I’d certainly like to change the shape of my nose, after years of boxing, I’ve had it broken twice and it’s a wee bit squint. Why change perfection?

Now that sounds like a very confident man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Acne scars on my back could bugger off for starters."

I’m

Sure your scars are not as bad as you think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loose a bit of weight but that’s my own doing, otherwise I’m reasonably happy"

As we get older, losing body fat becomes harder.

Best thing to do is get a wellness evaluation, then month to month, beat your previous months readings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be and why?

I’d certainly like to change the shape of my nose, after years of boxing, I’ve had it broken twice and it’s a wee bit squint. Why change perfection?

Now that sounds like a very confident man.

Maybe he was talking to you....grab your Vaseline...you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Acne scars on my back could bugger off for starters.

I’m

Sure your scars are not as bad as you think. "

Nothing a wee tan doesn't cover up I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose a bit of weight but that’s my own doing, otherwise I’m reasonably happy

As we get older, losing body fat becomes harder.

Best thing to do is get a wellness evaluation, then month to month, beat your previous months readings.

Damn right it’s hard, problem I have isn’t exercise it’s what I shove in my mouth, food wise!

What’s a wellness evaluation and where do you get one?

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By *herriesandcreamCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Many things... but I always wanted to get rid of my freckles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be and why?

I’d certainly like to change the shape of my nose, after years of boxing, I’ve had it broken twice and it’s a wee bit squint. Why change perfection?

Now that sounds like a very confident man.

Maybe he was talking to you....grab your Vaseline...you've pulled

If that’s the case he’s certainly barking up the wrong tree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose a bit of weight but that’s my own doing, otherwise I’m reasonably happy

As we get older, losing body fat becomes harder.

Best thing to do is get a wellness evaluation, then month to month, beat your previous months readings.

Damn right it’s hard, problem I have isn’t exercise it’s what I shove in my mouth, food wise!

What’s a wellness evaluation and where do you get one?

It's all about nutrition, exercise, and lifestyle. When I was a swimmer I used this as a tool in becoming more conscious about what I was doing to my body both mentally and physically, I think you can download an app

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be and why?

I’d certainly like to change the shape of my nose, after years of boxing, I’ve had it broken twice and it’s a wee bit squint. Why change perfection?

Now that sounds like a very confident man.

Maybe he was talking to you....grab your Vaseline...you've pulled

If that’s the case he’s certainly barking up the wrong tree! "

Woof woof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loose a bit of weight but that’s my own doing, otherwise I’m reasonably happy

As we get older, losing body fat becomes harder.

Best thing to do is get a wellness evaluation, then month to month, beat your previous months readings.

Damn right it’s hard, problem I have isn’t exercise it’s what I shove in my mouth, food wise!

What’s a wellness evaluation and where do you get one?

A wellness evaluation is when someone like myself is able to helm your body fat, muscle mass, bmi, hydration levels, bone density, metabolic age, etc etc

Bupa or spire usually charge around £35 for one

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

I'd like to be a bit shorter and get my waist line back x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be and why?

I’d certainly like to change the shape of my nose, after years of boxing, I’ve had it broken twice and it’s a wee bit squint. Why change perfection?

Now that sounds like a very confident man.

Maybe he was talking to you....grab your Vaseline...you've pulled

If that’s the case he’s certainly barking up the wrong tree!

Woof woof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to be a bit shorter and get my waist line back x"

You have a fantastic figure x

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"I'd like to be a bit shorter and get my waist line back x

You have a fantastic figure x "

Nah, I just hide it well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to be a bit shorter and get my waist line back x

You have a fantastic figure x

Nah, I just hide it well

Not much to hide going with your photos.

As I said. Great figure

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

I would love to look how I did pre children … but I would also like a lotto win and that’s more realistic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love to look how I did pre children … but I would also like a lotto win and that’s more realistic! "

Your husband has won the lotto!

Your pics are fantastic

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"I would love to look how I did pre children … but I would also like a lotto win and that’s more realistic!

Your husband has won the lotto!

Your pics are fantastic "

Aww thank you I will tell him that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could have my body pre children, I’d be very happy. Now look like I’ve been melted in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose a bit of weight but that’s my own doing, otherwise I’m reasonably happy

As we get older, losing body fat becomes harder.

Best thing to do is get a wellness evaluation, then month to month, beat your previous months readings.

Damn right it’s hard, problem I have isn’t exercise it’s what I shove in my mouth, food wise!

What’s a wellness evaluation and where do you get one?

A mirror.

15 quid from B&M.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to look how I did pre children … but I would also like a lotto win and that’s more realistic! "

I think everybody feels like that after the sprogs.

I'd have loved to keep my pregnancy boobs...They appeared when I was about 4 maths pregnant with my first. Remember running across the road and thinking "this is fucking magic...check me oot....Pammy Anderson titties!"

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

"My left ear, it flaps about like an African elephant's. "

It wouldn't be so bad if the right ear was the same!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"My left ear, it flaps about like an African elephant's.

It wouldn't be so bad if the right ear was the same! "

He is the good looking twin.

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By *oyeur 777Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Would love to have a larger cock.

Not looking for monster size, but enough to give me more confidence in meeting folk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having size 8 feet for a lassie is a pain .. oh how I'd love wee dainty feet .. so my answer would be feet .

You must have brilliant balance though....be impossible to topple you over

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By *oyeur 777Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I would love to look how I did pre children … but I would also like a lotto win and that’s more realistic!

I think everybody feels like that after the sprogs.

Wow, wish I had a body like that after having kids.

Your pics are stunning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't change anything, I am who I am, I wouldn't like to be perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having size 8 feet for a lassie is a pain .. oh how I'd love wee dainty feet .. so my answer would be feet .

You must have brilliant balance though....be impossible to topple you over

Shoes like boats though so swings n roundabouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sleep with my eyes open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd change multiple things, too many too list.

If I had to pick one thing though, it'd probably be the dark rings that make my eyesockets look haunted

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By *azzle99Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I’ve got a squint belly piercing that annoys the perfectionist in me, but I love the uniqueness off it! Maybe it was once perfect when I had washboard abs…!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feet, hate them they flat, got bunions, misshapen toes they an embarrassment as well as hurting so much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got a squint belly piercing that annoys the perfectionist in me, but I love the uniqueness off it! Maybe it was once perfect when I had washboard abs…!"

Think you actually showed me this!

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By *oe17761Man
over a year ago

stirling

I would reduce the size of my….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently I’ve started to get more nose hair and back hair which is infuriating. Also dicks too big.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recently I’ve started to get more nose hair and back hair which is infuriating. Also dicks too big. "

Just get a trimmer and you’re sorted.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I would reduce the size of my…."

Nose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently I’ve started to get more nose hair and back hair which is infuriating. Also dicks too big.

Just get a trimmer and you’re sorted.

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yeah I’m all about the grooming it’s the frequency that’s driving me nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lose weight…. A lot of weight and maybe my grey hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d change the size of my boobs, I’d love a pair of smaller perkier ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love my pre breastfeeding nipples back. After 9 years they still look like they belong on a charcuterie board

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I could do with my nose being repaired

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By *aggismuncher69Man
over a year ago

Johnstone

"I’d love my pre breastfeeding nipples back. After 9 years they still look like they belong on a charcuterie board

After perving your profile I'd say they were pretty frickin awesome as they are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to stop the snots dripping from the tip of my nose (give my tongue a rest)

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By *loodmoon101Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Would change everything apart from my legs have pretty nice legs from years of playing rugby lol

apart from that I am pretty ok lol

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I actually quite like my appearance it’s just the insulating layer I carry all over me that’s the issue

but that’s my doing and I know how to sort it so it’s my choice to be like this

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

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By *ally dugsCouple
over a year ago

Motherwell

I wouldnt change anything

If I did

I wouldnt be me

And

perfect the way I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love my pre breastfeeding nipples back. After 9 years they still look like they belong on a charcuterie board

After perving your profile I'd say they were pretty frickin awesome as they are!"

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love my pre breastfeeding nipples back. After 9 years they still look like they belong on a charcuterie board

After perving your profile I'd say they were pretty frickin awesome as they are!

Why thank you

I concur! Perfect nipples (the rest seems not too shabby either

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Everything. Just scrap it all and start again! "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd change multiple things, too many too list.

If I had to pick one thing though, it'd probably be the dark rings that make my eyesockets look haunted "

Could be wrong, but get your iron levels checked out. Also donate blood 3 times a year if you are able.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I was a little bit taller

6ft seems to be the height to ride in here a lot of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd change multiple things, too many too list.

If I had to pick one thing though, it'd probably be the dark rings that make my eyesockets look haunted

Could be wrong, but get your iron levels checked out. Also donate blood 3 times a year if you are able."

Cheers, will do.

Perving, sex, and medical advice all in the one place! I'll never let a bad word be said about the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I was a little bit taller"

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

Sorry

Nothing to be sorry about. Almost did it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a skin tag and I hate it , I need to get it removed but that also freaks me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a hell of a lot that I'd like to change but in all honesty, I wouldn't change a thing.

I need more than one pick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of the mum tum and better boobs would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get rid of the mum tum and better boobs would be nice "

You look pretty damn hot to me. Great body!

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

At this age I'm fairly content in what I have except wish the mum tum would disappear but I make the most of what I have and rock it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get rid of the mum tum and better boobs would be nice

You look pretty damn hot to me. Great body!"

Thank you that's very kind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a skin tag and I hate it , I need to get it removed but that also freaks me out "

You can buy a diy skin tag remover on Amazon for fairly cheap. It’s grotesquely satisfying to watch it die and then fall off.

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife

"I have a skin tag and I hate it , I need to get it removed but that also freaks me out

You can buy a diy skin tag remover on Amazon for fairly cheap. It’s grotesquely satisfying to watch it die and then fall off."

Iv never known about this

is it safe enough?

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By *he feckersCouple
over a year ago

rosyth

"Many things... but I always wanted to get rid of my freckles."
No freckles are sexy as fuck

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By *he feckersCouple
over a year ago

rosyth

Baggy eyes and horrible feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a skin tag and I hate it , I need to get it removed but that also freaks me out "

Tie some thread around it tight. It’ll come off itself in a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a skin tag and I hate it , I need to get it removed but that also freaks me out

You can buy a diy skin tag remover on Amazon for fairly cheap. It’s grotesquely satisfying to watch it die and then fall off.

Iv never known about this

is it safe enough? "

Fairly small ones are yeah! if it’s a chunky beast might be best doing it through doctor incase of infection etc

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By *fficegirlTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Maybe a wee bit shorter, sometimes feel like the empire state building in heels, next to some guys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many things... but I always wanted to get rid of my freckles. No freckles are sexy as fuck "

Yes they are!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Freckles can be very beautiful.

Especially on a redhead x

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