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Most embarrassing sex story’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Funny story’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my pal met this wee guy one time to give him a double bj. Talked a good game. He was hung like a Twiglet though so we made our excuses and left.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Me and my pal met this wee guy one time to give him a double bj. Talked a good game. He was hung like a Twiglet though so we made our excuses and left. "

Boom .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You met a wee guy, what so like a little boy like, red flag meeting wee guys probably why he was hung like a twiglet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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You met a wee guy, what so like a little boy like, red flag meeting wee guys probably why he was hung like a twiglet"

Early 20's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny story’s "

What's yours OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For me it was probably when my pal came in and wanted to join in on a 3 ball with me and 2 birds, I was hammered n thought okay, so I’m getting head then the other birds giving my pal head, n being my good pal n us both being straight we looked eachother n both went soft n I then said just get out mate your fucking this up hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

should just sucked it anyway poor guy feel sorry for him, not his fault if he has a micro cocktail

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

[Removed by poster at 15/06/22 16:51:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and my pal met this wee guy one time to give him a double bj. Talked a good game. He was hung like a Twiglet though so we made our excuses and left. "

Ffs gonna no keep bringing that up I did apologise, in my defence it was a really cold day

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Funny story’s "

The most embarrassing sex story's I've read recently were where these person's kept sticking grocer's apostrophe's into plural's (apostrophe's are not required where there isn't a missing letter or other reason for one).

It kinda disrupt's the syntax, make's the story's difficult to read and cut's the flow of the story's.

Myself? I blame the teacher's and school's and the shabby parent's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny story’s

The most embarrassing sex story's I've read recently were where these person's kept sticking grocer's apostrophe's into plural's (apostrophe's are not required where there isn't a missing letter or other reason for one).

It kinda disrupt's the syntax, make's the story's difficult to read and cut's the flow of the story's.

Myself? I blame the teacher's and school's and the shabby parent's."

My eye twitched reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger I lived with some pals and we had a house party, I thought I heard one of them pumping in his room, got to the door and they were, so thought it would be funny to jump in the room, laugh and disrupt them, they just kept fucking, so I slowly moved towards the bed and started pushing his Mrs arse to make her go faster and my pal nutted hard as fuck and made eye contact with me, I burst out laughing and left the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not have sex in over 2 years is that embarrassing enough?

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Was getting rather…adventurous with an ex and at one point he had his foot precariously leaning into a bookcase. Said bookcase then toppled over and he hurt his ankle quite badly in the resulting fall - not fun explaining that in a&e!

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Split my banjo , blood everywhere so visit to A& E.

Female dr asked what I had been doing???

Gf was killing herself laughing, after she’d stripped the bed and got it all washed .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That’s pure jokes Iknow loads cunts that’s happened to hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was getting rather…adventurous with an ex and at one point he had his foot precariously leaning into a bookcase. Said bookcase then toppled over and he hurt his ankle quite badly in the resulting fall - not fun explaining that in a&e! "

Sustaining an injury during sex is game over, you should told him are you a pussy or do you want the pussy !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck it mate get yourself to cjs or a mad party ting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That’s the best story I’ve ever heard, that’s like out a comedy sketch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That was a good one tbf haha

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple
over a year ago

Clydebank

I’m the name of all things holy! Please use reply + quote

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m the name of all things holy! Please use reply + quote "

Sorry

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I fell asleep whilst fingering my first girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having sex with my gf years ago, I was wrecked and falling asleep as we were spooning...

Her: "I love you"

Me: I love you Lynn (her pal's name)

Her: "That's not my name"

Me: Oh sorry Fiona (someone I worked with)

She leapt out the bed screaming at me and I've never woken up so quickly in my life. Still no idea why I said it, I hated Lynn and Fiona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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