FabSwingers.com forum: STUPID QUESTIONS TO ASK A FRIEND

By *heesy2232 OP Man
over a year ago

In a castle in the sky

Stupid Questions to Ask Your Friends

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Why do all the superheroes wear underpants on the outside?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Why doesn't the armpit hair have split ends?

Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?